Itsdaniellesjourney #12 Off to Greece with her fella, hope they don't bump into the bloke from Marbella

[ChubClubThug]

soz Dan but there’s no way that’s an M

The hips don't lie dirty Dan

 

[Jude24]

Has she had her nails done overnight ….or is that an old coffee machine shot on repeat

 

[#ad#aff]

Has she had her nails done overnight ….or is that an old coffee machine shot on repeat

Doubt it, she would’ve done ‘I’m off to get my nails done… I’m here getting my nails done… click this post for a reveal of my nails… here are my nails’

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Has she had her nails done overnight ….or is that an old coffee machine shot on repeat

hahah, good call...no way did she get them done without a big reveal. Just proves one thing - that she can't be arsed to film her coffee story every morning, but thinks her followers can be arsed watching it. Moron.

 

[Sweetjezus]

I love when Dan gets up late one day and early the next, in one 24 hour of stories I get to see two coffees and 900 links to tent dresses.

This is up there with some of the greatest would you rather questions…..

two coffee reels in 24 hours

or

two dry as duck meals in 24 hours

 

[capriallie]

I love when Dan gets up late one day and early the next, in one 24 hour of stories I get to see two coffees and 900 links to tent dresses.

This is up there with some of the greatest would you rather questions…..

two coffee reels in 24 hours

or

two dry as duck meals in 24 hours

We do normally get 2 meals- a dry lunch (egg in a mug and some fruit) and a dry dinner (sad little musclefood steak she can aff link with a dusty potato and some green beans). Such a #foodie

 

[Rabbit!69]

Slow day for Desperate Dan with only a boring recycled coffee video

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Slow day for Desperate Dan with only a boring recycled coffee video

Thursday is her loooonnnnngggggg dddaaayy, she's far too exhausted to speak by the end of it. She probably "cooked" herself a pot noodle, had her second bath of the day, "read" an audio book and watched Love Island before collapsing into bed, grateful to have almost made it to Fri-yay.

 

[Rabbit!69]

She is definitely recycling her coffee stories, different nails again. What a complete saddo

 

[spillthetea22]

She’s soooooo depressed. Probably on a withdrawal from the lack of alchohol.

 

[Snoopsmcgoops]

Somedays, like today, her face looks so fake, reminds me of aunt sally from worzel gummidge.

 

[Fmf17]

She is definitely recycling her coffee stories, different nails again. What a complete saddo

Omg. Good spot!!!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Mirror reversed one side of her face to see if there was more expression to be found. Turns out there wasn't. At least her eyebrows are matching now though.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Mirror reversed one side of her face to see if there was more expression to be found. Turns out there wasn't. At least her eyebrows are matching now though.

Aaaahahahhahajajajajajjajajajajajajja

Mirror reversed one side of her face to see if there was more expression to be found. Turns out there wasn't. At least her eyebrows are matching now though.

She looks like Lauren goodger

 

[Notinstafamous]

This will literally give me nightmares

 

[#ad#aff]

Mirror reversed one side of her face to see if there was more expression to be found. Turns out there wasn't. At least her eyebrows are matching now though.

ITS AMAZING. Someone needs this as their little pic. I would do it but I don’t know how

 

[JohannaCawffey]

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What has happened here??
Is it a filter or botox or both?? I don't understand

 

[#ad#aff]

I see she’s ‘finally’ edited her Thai basil beef recipe. Has she taken the remaining drop of moisture out?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

She 100% wants a kid. It's Ben who doesn't so she's squeezing the life out of everything that singletons can do in these years before she is baron.

Slaughter me