Bobbleowl90
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Wow just caught up. That’s hilarious. Poor ches
Can you imagine the monotone flirty blinky banterMmmmm he’s a good egg Chez- Extra dry Dan just how you like it. Unless you’re on holiday I then it’s wet n wild.
“ do you want to come dust them cobwebs in myCan you imagine the monotone flirty blinky banterthat she bored him into bed with.
Hey baby do you want to come back to do a jigsaw?...See if your piece fits in mineCan you imagine the monotone flirty blinky banterthat she bored him into bed with.
Blinky banterCan you imagine the monotone flirty blinky banterthat she bored him into bed with.
Probably invited him up to see her trinkety bitsCan you imagine the monotone flirty blinky banterthat she bored him into bed with.
Big fat liars are always outed in the end eh?If all she ate was those dry scraps and did long dog walks every single day, she'd be a size zero. Show us your secret choccy stash Dirty Dan because it isn't adding up hun. Bit like your marriage
Must be all the scandalous cock juice making her go into a calorie surplus.If all she ate was those dry scraps and did long dog walks every single day, she'd be a size zero. Show us your secret choccy stash Dirty Dan because it isn't adding up hun. Bit like your marriage
Roll on the light mornings so she can whinge about waking up too early when it's light