It's Em #14 The porky princess and the plonker have a Peleton

[PinkandTwinkly]

I never get why they go to Whitley Village, it's maybe 15 mins from here and have only been once as it was a bit crap.

I know there is bugger all where she lives, but it's a good hr and 20 mins drive, each way. There are closer is Dorset

 

[Officedoor123]

Why do they go so far to get the dog groomed??

 

[Delia Smith]

Why do they go so far to get the dog groomed??

Em met Sophie, the dog groomer, through their ex mate Candy(Sophie used to groom Candy’s dogs too. ) Bizarrely Sophie ended up being a bridesmaid at Candy’s wedding even though she barely knew her other than grooming Candy’s shitzus. So Em and Sophie met cos they were bridesmaids for Candy and they must have got pally at the wedding, then both of them fell out with Candy just after the wedding and started hanging out occasionally. So Em still takes her dog to Sophie even tho it’s miles away.

 

[Mushy]

I caught the end of her livestream when she said that she would do another one so people could give her ideas of what to pack and had a notepad and pen ready. What?! Only you know what you need and how many trips have you been on and you cant manage to pack a bag for yourself, unaided?! Jesus it's weeks away pack it a few days before for all anyone cares it's not that deep! You're obviously gonna do it at some point.

 

[OhHai3]

I don’t do Vinted. Maybe because I couldn’t be arsed with the faff of selling stuff for a couple of quid. I’d rather just take it to the charity shop.

She's too greedy for charity. What was that haggling incident again...

 

[kizzy]

So tick off Emma copying Mik again on the bingo card. In her big square shapeless brown jumper when Mik wore that yesterday.

Edited to add: Mik has called her out on her stories, I’m sure she doesn’t care. But bleeping hell, if you’re gonna copy someone’s style Mik would be the last person!

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Anyone else grossed out by the way she puts on lip liner then licks her lips before rubbing them together. I can’t unsee it.

She looks like when your mum dresses you up in a box for a fancy dress costume.

 

[brunette97]

I’ve got a feeling she’s been putting off packing her suitcase because she may have planned to lose some weight from using the peleton before her trip. It doesn’t look like that’s happened as there’s no evidence of her using the bike consistently. Chris hasn’t used it at all. Stupid really as they could have really tried to at least get a bit fitter ready for LA, they’ll struggle in the heat and wandering around Disney.

 

[Corgetta1]

So she’s finally off to Italy this year. Kim posted that they’re going to Florence together.
I bet she hates when Kim does that, Em likes to announce her holidays closer to when they’re actually happening

It will probably be only a quick weekend trip too.

 

[Delia Smith]

Come on Em show us Chris's progress with the peloton. I bet he's absolutely smashing it out of the park with his fitness goals. All the weight gain is muscle, right?

 

[evoway13]

I can tell her what to pack:

1. Shirred tent dresses that don't fit
2. Vans/trainers - with tight shoe laces - tied at the side
3. Big daft crimpers - for that 'crinkle cut chip' look
4. Custom made Disney ears as she won't buy the official ones
5. Custom/Cricut Disney/Las Vegas shirts - see number 4.
6. Tacky heart shaped sun glasses
7, Foot peel masks
8. 15ml of washing up liquid; 15ml of femfresh; manly deodorants
9. Teddy Blake/Coach bag.....worn like a lanyard as they don't fit 'cross body'
10. Chanel lipstick - to show her 'wealth'
11. One suitcase full of sweeties/poppits/Quality Street/Easter eggs - for the flight
12. Seat belt extender
13. Defibrillator
14. Chris' one and only turquoise t shirt
15. Money off vouchers for Starbucks and fast food restaurants
16. Pocket money from mummy and £5 from selling a grifted garment on Vinted
17. Tissues for her 'pity me' posts on IG
18. Some eggy lasagne for the plane as the meal on the plane is 'too expensive'
19. An EB mug
20. Tea bags - that she can wring out and reuse because she's a tight arse

 

[missCee]

That fern print dress and sunglasses, just no, she will be sweating like a pig in all that polyester when away on her holiday.

The shirred dress will be stretched to an inch of its life.

She really has no idea how to dress for very hot weather.

….and doesn’t she moan about our hot weather here.

Sudo crème and No Sweat Body Defense (for men and their sweaty bits) they can both share it and save money at the same time.

She really is a proper waddler when she walks.

 

[Beverley macca]

I can tell her what to pack:

1. Shirred tent dresses that don't fit
2. Vans/trainers - with tight shoe laces - tied at the side
3. Big daft crimpers - for that 'crinkle cut chip' look
4. Custom made Disney ears as she won't buy the official ones
5. Custom/Cricut Disney/Las Vegas shirts - see number 4.
6. Tacky heart shaped sun glasses
7, Foot peel masks
8. 15ml of washing up liquid; 15ml of femfresh; manly deodorants
9. Teddy Blake/Coach bag.....worn like a lanyard as they don't fit 'cross body'
10. Chanel lipstick - to show her 'wealth'
11. One suitcase full of sweeties/poppits/Quality Street/Easter eggs - for the flight
12. Seat belt extender
13. Defibrillator
14. Chris' one and only turquoise t shirt
15. Money off vouchers for Starbucks and fast food restaurants
16. Pocket money from mummy and £5 from selling a grifted garment on Vinted
17. Tissues for her 'pity me' posts on IG
18. Some eggy lasagne for the plane as the meal on the plane is 'too expensive'
19. An EB mug
20. Tea bags - that she can wring out and reuse because she's a tight arse

Defibrillator

 

[Lola123]

I can tell her what to pack:

1. Shirred tent dresses that don't fit
2. Vans/trainers - with tight shoe laces - tied at the side
3. Big daft crimpers - for that 'crinkle cut chip' look
4. Custom made Disney ears as she won't buy the official ones
5. Custom/Cricut Disney/Las Vegas shirts - see number 4.
6. Tacky heart shaped sun glasses
7, Foot peel masks
8. 15ml of washing up liquid; 15ml of femfresh; manly deodorants
9. Teddy Blake/Coach bag.....worn like a lanyard as they don't fit 'cross body'
10. Chanel lipstick - to show her 'wealth'
11. One suitcase full of sweeties/poppits/Quality Street/Easter eggs - for the flight
12. Seat belt extender
13. Defibrillator
14. Chris' one and only turquoise t shirt
15. Money off vouchers for Starbucks and fast food restaurants
16. Pocket money from mummy and £5 from selling a grifted garment on Vinted
17. Tissues for her 'pity me' posts on IG
18. Some eggy lasagne for the plane as the meal on the plane is 'too expensive'
19. An EB mug
20. Tea bags - that she can wring out and reuse because she's a tight arse

Step ladder for Chris to get the “shots”

 

[zebby]

I can tell her what to pack:


8. 15ml of washing up liquid; 15ml of femfresh; manly deodorants

8.5 Wild deodorant for that clammy fresh feel.

 

[leigh225]

Oh no I’ve been blocked on instagram. Oh crap what am I going to do without outfit of the day.
Hi em you just prove you read here everyday. How’s the peloton going, are your clothes piled up on it yet. Has Chris had a go yet? That’s on the peloton not you.
bit of advice, stop acting like you’re 12, grow up and act your age. Btw you cricit stuff is tit and you don’t need it for Taylor swift as you will look stupid.
Bye

 

[Delia Smith]

Not forgetting an oxygen tank for them both huffing and puffing around Disney

 

[Hanna Spanna]

I imagine old grannies tuning into Em's channel, all agog to see if she's packed her suitcase yet!
If I was their size, I'd be worried about the long flight! Ending up with swollen ankles or something!

 

[Beverley macca]

They both should wear compression socks on the flight. In fact they should wear them all the time. Bet she won't show them. She's super healthy the Peleton Kween.

 

[Officedoor123]

I can tell her what to pack:

1. Shirred tent dresses that don't fit
2. Vans/trainers - with tight shoe laces - tied at the side
3. Big daft crimpers - for that 'crinkle cut chip' look
4. Custom made Disney ears as she won't buy the official ones
5. Custom/Cricut Disney/Las Vegas shirts - see number 4.
6. Tacky heart shaped sun glasses
7, Foot peel masks
8. 15ml of washing up liquid; 15ml of femfresh; manly deodorants
9. Teddy Blake/Coach bag.....worn like a lanyard as they don't fit 'cross body'
10. Chanel lipstick - to show her 'wealth'
11. One suitcase full of sweeties/poppits/Quality Street/Easter eggs - for the flight
12. Seat belt extender
13. Defibrillator
14. Chris' one and only turquoise t shirt
15. Money off vouchers for Starbucks and fast food restaurants
16. Pocket money from mummy and £5 from selling a grifted garment on Vinted
17. Tissues for her 'pity me' posts on IG
18. Some eggy lasagne for the plane as the meal on the plane is 'too expensive'
19. An EB mug
20. Tea bags - that she can wring out and reuse because she's a tight arse

Handbag worn like a lanyard has made my day!

 

[Shmily1]

RE: The foot peels.
When she unpacked the shopping she said Chris had picked them up for her, but on the latest vlog she laughed about her mistake thinking they were foot masks & how she wouldn't do that again/wasn't paying attention etc. Why lie?

Also Peleton have a 30 Day Home Trial - I wonder if they're just going to return it?