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That vlog. Emma seems perplexed by the concept that Chris doesn't want to do Christmas shopping. She appears to be struggling with the thought of him being home alone.
Emma and mum are just having a biscuit lunch in the car, I wonder if it is because Chris actually 'treats' them to their food and beverages on shopping trips? Chris and his wallet are resting up at home.
The cardigan in Primark could be boucle, Emma is a style and fashion guru, she should know.
Did you see the way her mum was looking at her with daggers in the car 🤣

And Em your hair looked better blonde!
 
Em getting all embarrassed over some lacey crackers! Good lord!
I just don't know why she thought she could be a music journalist. She can't cope with a Christmas cracker decorated in lace. Imagine her having to review songs with explicit lyrics, or interviewing bands wearing revealing outfits.
I reckon that's why she quit the choir because she had an attack of the vapours every time she had to sing the words 'virgin' or 'purple headed mountain'
 
Maybe I’m just a Scrooge but that literally looked like my personal day out from hell 🙈. Far too busy everywhere, I’d rather just get things online. They’re so disorganised too, at least book somewhere nice for lunch.

New level of tight-arse behaviour, timing the whole day around avoiding the congestion charge.
 
Couldn't she just have got a Harrods bauble online? They didn't buy anything else... apart from Maccy Ds.... surely that turned into an expensive trip for Little Miss Pennypincher
That’s what I was thinking. Pilgrimage into London to moan about the crowds, bought a bauble and then a cheese pastry, the next cheapest thing possible in the shop. McDonald’s for dinner because she’s too tight to go anywhere nicer. The bauble though, I don’t get it. I’m not sure there’s any shop I’d want on an otherwise plain bauble. More surprised she doesn’t make her own on the cricut. She was fuming the trains were off at the end and she had to walk lol.

I couldn’t bare how she zoomed in on various things, but filming herself reaching to hold Onslow’s hand when she was worried about the crowds would be the lamest part.
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Makes me laugh her giving parking advice to those who have no problem driving into London. Wearing sunglasses because the sun was low as they were driving into London and gave them headaches.
Emma, you do not drive anywhere luv, you can sit back comfortably in the passenger seat and snooze all the way there and back. Stop pretending that you did any logistics in planning the journey. You just sit back and let Chris do everything.
 
She said she looked online and it said Harrod’s Christmas shop was on the second floor - and at the side of it states ‘2019’. On the Harrod’s website it says ‘lower ground floor’. I don’t know why she buys a bauble - I think they’re more aimed towards international visitors. I don’t buy the baubles but, I get quite a few cosmetics from there as they deliver next day
 
Chris is so annoying. Shut up you big buffoon. Always chipping in trying to be ‘witty’.

This is my pet hate. Either make it a joint channel or duck off Chris.

Also, the pair of them laugh at anything. Like, I'm not sure I laugh much at all most days, although I'm pretty happy. Unless something really makes me laugh, I might just smile or chuckle quietly but they actually laugh at bloody everything. Idiots.
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Jinx 🤣🤣 took exactly the same shot. Who goes into HARRODS wearing chip as chips plastic sunglasses from Primark?

Harrods is tacky AF but I agree, her sun glasses are bloody terrible. She still thinks people dress up to go to London like they did in 1940.
 
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