tropeonarope
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Worse than childbirth but still won’t switch the wifi off.
Me too lulooo. Often.You are right, that is creepy. I do wonder about Alice’s childhood that made her like this. It isn’t normal for a grown woman to be like this.
That would mean getting out of bed, finding the router under the pile of decapitated dolls heads and Ioan’s ripped up and pissed on leather jackets.Worse than childbirth but still won’t switch the wifi off.
Fab?! …I’ve driven more than an hour for a Nobbly Bobbly.
It wasFab?! …
Yes, but she can't donate anyway because she's a mad cow or something like that.Wtf is she talking about? Fibro can't even be detected with a blood test! Hell, I can donate on my three year survival date from CANCER. View attachment 1306233 q
Don’t know about ‘always’ – they’re both so volatile/crazy they’re bound to clash again soon (maybe when he realizes he’s not getting any of Ioan’s money or Alice’s organs). But I agree that it does show quite so far she has driven the rest of her family away.It’s quite something, that despite her very public meltdowns and distress about being left and divorced, that her dad and other brother have not reconnected with her. She will always have her favourite bruv, but if there was every going to be a reconciliation it would be now.
She thinks it's the wifi that's making her ill? Or is that she's just spelled "wine" wrong?But it was the wifi, and you know, electricity n stuff, all along
Several sharp ones, three at least, and a packet of chocolate digestivesTwo weeks tomorrow. What’s everyone’s PRO snacks?
I sent it to her in a box with readily available in the US salad cream and Cadbury’s chocolate.Calling it now - she’ll have the bubonic plague by morning, which will initially be misdiagnosed as Ebola. They’ll then find the Candiru fish in her bladder - it somehow made its way from the Amazon into her pool - but she‘ll ultimately perish from an infection contracted through the bite of a Komodo dragon smuggled into her bathroom by evil Tattlers.
You heard it here first.
Just to clarify my learned friend .. by Alice .. not EmmaThat would mean getting out of bed, finding the router under the pile of decapitated dolls heads and Ioan’s ripped up and pissed on leather jackets.
She’s gone the way of another relative with the conspiracy theories. Wine would make so much more sense.She thinks it's the wifi that's making her ill? Or is that she's just spelled "wine" wrong?
The komodo dragon will die from biting AliceCalling it now - she’ll have the bubonic plague by morning, which will initially be misdiagnosed as Ebola. They’ll then find the Candiru fish in her bladder - it somehow made its way from the Amazon into her pool - but she‘ll ultimately perish from an infection contracted through the bite of a Komodo dragon smuggled into her bathroom by evil Tattlers.
You heard it here first.
Fifth disease is a childhood rash. Not something you can't donate blood after having. A lot of kids never even get a diagnosis but they have had it.Yes, but she can't donate anyway because she's a mad cow or something like that.
What is Fifth Disease? Is that Alice’s next one after Alcoholism, Fibromyalgia, Lyme, and Psoriasis? Or does RA count and she's now on to Sixth Disease?
I'm distinctly passed off today after being told that I have anaemia, have to have more bloods taken, tubes shoved down me, and deal with the local gastro idiots again.
in its obituary Alice sends through it’ll be called a ‘kimono’ dragonThe komodo dragon will die from biting Alice