MotorheadLife
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Maybe he was too busy getting his spare room ready to welcome her.
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #224 You can’t be a mother if you’re busy being your brother.
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Happy Christmas, Turds!
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
MotorheadLife
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There really are no words to follow that…
Ninas purse
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WTH. How did Ioan spend 20 years with that. Me? I would've gone full "throw momma from the train" on her years ago.
Hiraeth
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StewPots
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This is amazing
I’ve only found 4 because I’ve had a lot of meds this evening - Fuckos, baby Angel, turds and Prius rat.
Oh 5! “duck it I’m tweeting”
DEAD 
scantysandwich
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I’m rendered completely speechless…
Surely that incredibly active imagination of Alice’s could be put to better use, e.g. for something like… work (boo hiss I said the *evil* word).
I asked ChatGPT what job would suit someone incredibly lazy, with a loose grip on reality and a wildly active imagination.
It suggested a nighttime security guard of an empty building, who could use their time to write fiction on the job. Maybe that book will get written after all!
Bridgeofsighs
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If we are doing drunk tweets this is a zinger
SusieTCones
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“Rescued from the depths of South Central from a family that all looked more Chihuahua than her”
What. The. Actual. duck.
I've got 15, but I think one of them might not be right.
Is "con" one of the words (backwards and diagonal, bottom right)?
scantysandwich
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Ummm totally normal to be shown photos of the people who have relinquished their dog when you are adopting a rescue pup.
Or it’s another lie, and a pretty gross one at that.
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Amazing! No I only included words 4 letters or longer.
Ally Pally
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lulooo
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The old favourite evergivetic
she does write utter bollocks drunk or sober
scantysandwich
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I’ll post the answers under a spoiler in a bitOoh I've only got 13 now then
Is Alicecaps one of the words?
Snotbuster
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From a family that "looked more Chihuahua than her"--Jesus, Alice! I'm sure when you're sober you'll point out that Chihuahuas were noble Aztec dogs and there is a state in Mexico named Chihuahua so that's what you meant.....but come on. That isn't what you meant. Especially by blending it with "the dep[ths of South Central."
You're one of those white women, Alice. Your liberal cred is barely skin-deep and flakes off with one glass of rose.
MavisBeacon
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It's stuff like this that convinces me that Jack Monroe has never had a problem with booze. This is drunk tweeting. If you can still spell, it's more likely to be coke.
scantysandwich
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Patsy Crazy Cline
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Pro tip: You can find extra words if you use Alice spelling.
StewPots
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I still need to watch this but I’ve been busy trying to sort my life out (updating my skill set by doing a couple of online courses, and looking at flexible WFH jobs) and also getting organised with Christmas etc. Is it on demand in the UK? I’m not paying for it though
duck that!I have Sky and I think they have the Hallmark channel so maybe they will show it on there? I’ll have a look tomorrow and put it on to record.
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