MarmiteMonster
VIP Member
Dear Daily Mail Writers, if that is your real name!
It has been brought to my attention that in your recent article about my ex husband and his bogan girlfriend walking their dog, you refer to me as living “rent-free”.
I would like to draw your attention to the fact that it is MY house. I haven’t paid for it, or indeed for anything at all really, but I grew and birthed TWO BABIES who I have been raising in said house SINGLE HANDEDLY, so it is my HOME and therefore I do not need to pay rent.
I will be instructing my lawyer, who will shortly be exonerating me in court, to keep a very close eye on your articles.
Yours,
Alice Evans
Actress
Dear Alice Evans
Thank you for your email.
We at the Daily Mail are not known for our fact checking or journalistic integrity; however we do know you have not raised your children single-handedly. We have approached your carer / housekeeper / nanny who was unavailable for comment.
Should you have any further questions regarding this article please do not hesitate to contact our legal department.
Kind Regards
The Daily Mail