Come shopping with me in B&am - HUGE HAUL
Our princess has had the Botox topped up recently judging by the look of her frozen face
Baby gal is upset because people have panic bought her fave sweets. of course they have hun
Not even two minutes in and sideshow spenny gets a dull monologue about choc dips. “Anyone else agree?” Seems to be fast becoming his favourite phrase.
Baby gal drones on about the tacky lamps and curtains. Shows off her un brushed hair and trolley contents so far:
kitchen roll
Tuna in water
Fish and chips crisps
Almond milk
*sideshow spenny inserts
tit banter here saying the tannoy announcement was telling the huns to subscribe*
Fry light
Bottled water
Immo poses next to a tacky lamp, immediately gets distracted by a stool. Whips said stool from the shelf, plonks it next to fluffy lamp and asks if spenny can imagine her doing her make up on the stool next to the lamp. Tells the huns they’ll be in ... “what’s that mag baby?”
“Home? Ideal home!” Replies sideshow spenny. Immo wanders off chatting away to herself while spenny curses himself for knowing the name of a home magazine. Trust me spenny. You lost your street cred loooong ago boyo
Spenny creams his pants over some particularly tacky plastic rainbow drawers and muses that anyone as organised as himself would also love them. I wouldn’t know. I’m disorganised as hell and haven’t owned plastic drawers since I was a student.
Immo daaaances badly in the rug isle. Spenny asks if anyone else’s wife does the same. The huns highly doubt baby princesses audience are old enough to be married let alone watch her videos if their wife is as cringe and attention seeking as our immo. Watching one is more than enough for anyone.
Immo hates that they rent cause you can’t spill makeup all over the carpet. So she suggests getting a rug to spill makeup all over. During this time immo completely ignores further
tit bants from Spenny.
Oh lord. They even share socks. Creeps.
More
tit banter putting immo in a box.
Immo ignores EVEN FURTHER
tit banter attempts by spenny.
Bizarre monologue from baby gal saying she once killed a fish and flowers so she thought it would make her a
tit parent. So she thinks the answer is fake flowers. The huns wonder how this is a solution to her being a
tit parent. Baby princess goes on to tell sideshow spenny that for Valentine’s Day he was supposed to get her a fake rose and tell her he would love her until the last petal dropped which meant they would love each other forever. Then realised she’s never got the the point of her monologue and concludes she will be an amazing parent.
Slags off old lady that wasn’t happy being filmed in the background so they had to stop.
Very unfunny skit of immo pretending she’d lost spenny and “finding him” in the next aisle, arms outstretched with two fake hanging baskets hanging off his fingers. Odd.
She loves the idea of a tacky ottoman at the end of the bed.
Films another unsuspecting customer as they do a weird skit of sideshow spenny presenting Immo with flowers on one knee (at Immos instruction.)
Shows the huns a tacky bed which is identical to theirs but only £179!
Boring look at new in and bedsheets. Immo struggles with prices. According to Immo velvet bedsheets show how rich you are.
immo tells us how she needs vanish cause she’s a dirty
witch. Spenny tells the huns astonish is a really good brand. He knows cause he’s seen mrs hinch mention it
they don’t have a kitchen bin.
update on trolley. Boring.
more
bleeping ads. This is the third, maybe fourth set of ads
monologue on being vegan, wheat free, dairy free and gluten free.
gushes over a load of tat that she admits they don’t need.
judges anyone who will buy a poo emoji inflatable. Tells the huns that her and spenny don’t have friends and goes on to tell spenny he’s not allowed to go on a lads holiday.
more fantasy from immo that spenny will become a gardener when the get their house “you know those husbands that get into something when they’re married?” Nope. I married my man for who he is, not what he will change into once married. In fact he didn’t change! Like most people who get married baby princess!
Spenny runs past the camera with a garden light - the comedian that he is. Immo has to explain that he’s pretending he’s running with the Olympic torch.
HAHAHHAHAHA! This is HILLARIOUS! Side show spenny comes gormlessly running up behind her but they haven’t planned it so she actually shits herself. HILARIOUS! Way more funny than their attempts at humorous skits anyway.
Embarrassing videos of them both dancing in the aisle.
outro. Immo shoehorns in that she’s taking some clothes to charity. Thumbs up and sub. Any suggestions for other shops welcomed in the comments below.
Spenny shouts that she deserves likes and subs. He loves her so much and she’s his WIFE!! strange.
end.
would only watch for this section 14:26-15:00
Apologies for
tit spelling and / or grammar. I’ll be honest I just don’t think this pair are worth it.
It takes a hell of a long time to do these and I only get a quarter of the way through before I CBA editing spelling and grammar