Hollierachx
VIP Member
There is so much to unpack in this story
1. Just say perfume, why is she trying to sound sophisticated. You talk about your gaping hole online, nothing classy about you.
2. You’re on social media more than any other person I know of. It’s your job so you’d expect for you to have time to respond to followers engaging with you and essentially making you money!
3. Your toddler goes to nursery, you do about 10 mins of work a day. You have more free time than any other ‘working’ person, with your added skivvy to wipe your arse and clean up all your mess.
4. Why Harrods or Selfridges? Just go to The Fragrance Shop or Boots in town? Why are you going to travel into central London for such a basic task.
5. I can’t even imagine what Molecule 01 would smell like on her. Probably rotten eggs and gone off cheese. You do realise you have to actually wash your body and hair in order to smell good. Not just mask it with a ‘fragrance’
6. “I want a sexy night time one” thought you can’t go out at night because you’re a BF mum with no help!!