Imogenation #60 Creepy Hugo her ick ridden brother and Imo the most selfless breast pumping mother

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This is it, they’re lazy. She’s determined to get her to sleep asap for free time but has instead made it so she has less lol. Another reason for Ren not sleeping early is because she’s under stimulated during the day. They don’t seem to do much/ get all her energy out. And no, Imo screaming/ “singing” in her face and throwing herself about isn’t stimulation 😫
One of the things you sacrifice when you become parents is the unlimited free time you have to spend with your partner. All their problems are self inflicted. They chose to have children close in age when they couldn’t even cope with the first one, and didn’t have her in a proper routine before having a newborn.
They spend all day everyday with each other?! No normal average WORKING parents do. I leave for the commute into London before my son or partner are even awake. By the time we get home from work / the nursery pick up it’s gone 7pm, so we have maybe an hour / hour and a half together of an evening after all the general household stuff is sorted and we’ve had dinner. They both don’t leave the house it seems, and constantly have her demonic family around to help parent and care for their own children for them. Thank god I never got sucked into all the influencer / IG specialists BS because none of them seem to know wtf they’re talking about. Or Imogen just completely ignores their advice because it’s not what she wants to hear and she can’t make content or money off not complaining about her children constantly!
 
It’s because you’re just not a natural mother that’s why xx
You wouldn’t understand xx
Imo will do ANYTHING for her babies the love isn’t like what any other mother can possibly feel xx
Have you not tried having a job making stupid videos and a husband who picks up after you & having your mum or dad or bother round daily to also help out? You might have a bit more energy left then for a 2hr bed time routine xx but it’s deffo just because imo is a natural born to be mother angel you wouldn’t get it hun but that’s absolutely fineeee no judgments hunnyyy


😂.
Tbf she’s just a really tit mum and has 0 idea how to parent beyond singing / screeching in their faces.
I'm very much a tit mum then as I did control crying with my youngest daughter as she just wouldn't sleep at all unless I laid next to her!
Just like now I'm laid in bed eating Easter eggs watching a film whilst my 11yr old is on his games control 🤣🙈
 
So orvi is pushing against imos grubby body while feeding … has it ever occurred to her that a baby on solids probably just isn’t as interested in being breastfed every hour of the day on top? But no, she could never just be making her own decision, it surely could only be a medical condition.
 
So orvi is pushing against imos grubby body while feeding … has it ever occurred to her that a baby on solids probably just isn’t as interested in being breastfed every hour of the day on top? But no, she could never just be making her own decision, it surely could only be a medical condition.
No wonder she’s the same weight my son was at 13/14 months. She’s being breastfed every waking minute of her life as well as 3 meals. Surprised she can even begin to crawl!
 
Someone in my due date group asked if anyone knew of a British alternative to Miss Rachel.. a couple of people mentioned Imo and then I saw this🤣🤣
 

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I was waiting for this, a post dedicated to imo, her post was also dedicated to imo 🤣. God he just can’t have anything can he, I’d love to know if he really thinks all this or if he thinks if I don’t mention her she’ll kick off.

“breastfeeding, lack of sleep and lack of time to herself” oh duck off. I love how he can’t actually list anything she does, it’s always generic like ‘thanks for all you do for us’ coz she does sweet duck ALL.
 
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bleeping hell another essay about how amazing imo is!!! When isn’t she proud of herself??? 🤣 she loves to play this ‘I never praise myself’ BS but that’s literally all she does 🤣🤣🤣 such a narc it’s quite unbelievable.


not one ‘well done’ to Spencer, because she hasn’t trained so it must have been a breeze for Spencer, so he doesn’t need the praising like she does. How draining must she be to be around 25/8

why do we also need an essay for each obstacle 😂 she loves herself too much to think people really care about her doing a tough mudder.
 
Surprised she didn't mention her gratitude towards her strong dancers legs that carried her through.

That poor man has zero of his own identity left. He's purely an extension of Imogen.. imagine the day he wakes up and leaves her 🥰 She can't cope with 2 unemployed parents and a grandparent at home. She'd absolutely crumble!

I don't usually wish single parenthood on anybody but duck me she deserves a taste of actual parenting!
 
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