Imogenation #59 No one cares enough any more to think of a thread title

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Just caught up. Baby number 2 arrived Thursday morning and unlike Grimbo I’ve been busy soaking up my new baby rather than updating my followers with every bowel movement, urine output or bleed. More fool me hey.

I also don’t know how, but somehow resisted posting endless photos of me breastfeeding online. I guess my natural Earth mother hormones haven’t kicked in yet.
Congrats angel hope you used imos method of naming kids: spill a tin of alphabet spaghetti and then assign meaning to whatever nonsense comes out ❤️❤️❤️
 
I am spending way too much time on this thread because that fucker and servant were in my dream last night.

They were both every bit as insufferable in dreamworld as they are in real life.
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Just caught up. Baby number 2 arrived Thursday morning and unlike Grimbo I’ve been busy soaking up my new baby rather than updating my followers with every bowel movement, urine output or bleed. More fool me hey.

I also don’t know how, but somehow resisted posting endless photos of me breastfeeding online. I guess my natural Earth mother hormones haven’t kicked in yet.
That's such lovely news Rosie, congratulations ☺
 
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We all know where she gets her constant need for attention from.
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“I thought he was going to dance with me 😂” no you didn’t. You told him to stand there looking displeased. How do people not see through this tit?!
 
duck ME, FRAZZLED OR WHAT?!

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And what bleep has told them eating 2 Brazil nuts a day will change their life. He conviently has stomach issues apparently, funny that. One can only hope that Grimmogen is slowly poisoning him with cyanide.
What malnourishment looks like that man’s never seen a vitamin in his life let alone a Brazil nut. That’s the face of someone living off a tiny hello fresh meal once a week for an ad eating it with a teaspoon
 
I don’t know if I’m the only one who notices stuff like this, maybe it’s really nit picky 😂 but in practically every single ‘dance’ video she does, she tilts her head to side and closes her eyes and does a really weird sensual smile like she’s really feeling the music. She definitely watched it back and thought that she looked amazing. But it’s so odd. And really creepy.
 

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this is his wrap he had for lunch, is that suppose to be chicken?? Literally just a salad wrap. Very low calories for someone who supposedly trains and does loads of walking.

Defo lying about how much food he eats too just like imo does in these what I eat in a day videos. They both have serious issues with food.

Both eat dinner out of cereal bows. Not normal 🙄
 
duck ME, FRAZZLED OR WHAT?!

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And what bleep has told them eating 2 Brazil nuts a day will change their life. He conviently has stomach issues apparently, funny that. One can only hope that Grimmogen is slowly poisoning him with cyanide.
Jesus wept, the fucker looks like he is on his way for his daily dose of methadone from the local pharmacy.
 
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this is his wrap he had for lunch, is that suppose to be chicken?? Literally just a salad wrap. Very low calories for someone who supposedly trains and does loads of walking.

Defo lying about how much food he eats too just like imo does in these what I eat in a day videos. They both have serious issues with food.

Both eat dinner out of cereal bows. Not normal 🙄
he’s 100% got issues with food.. I actually think that’s why Imo keeps herself so skinny because he likes it.
I know she’s always been thin but she had such a lovely figure back in the day and since she met him she just keeps herself skeletal.
I know this sounds a bit harsh but for lack of a better word they’re both just a bit thick. So things like nutrition I don’t think they actually understand. They just see trends and hop on them. They’re both chronically online and get all their life advice from TikTok as they have no friends.
sad fucks.
 
He just looks so simple in that video, like he’s incapable of cutting the toast at the start, and how hard is it to wrap a tortilla around some salad?
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He’s really concentrating 😂
He’s probably not used to feeding himself, Imogen has probably chewed and regurgitated her food like a bird (maybe a robin?!) and fed him that way
 
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