Shes going to be singing all the nursery songs in that awful, screechy, Americanised gospel singer style with WAY too much vibrato, isn’t she?!
“Twinkle twinkle, li-I-i-tle st-a-a-arrrrrrr, ooh yeah, you little starrrrrrr,
How I w-o-o-o-onder what the hell you a-a-a-a-rrrrrre, you know it, ba-a-a-aby!
up above the skyyyyyyyyyyy, so goddamned bright, so very, very bri-I-I-ight,
like a diamond (excellent opportunity here to bring in a Rihanna mash up, so please imagine a key change and some wibbly warbling of ‘Shine Bright Like a Diamond)
Twinkle twinkle little (absolutely massive) Renae-e-e-e-elia, you sweet, swe-e-e-e-et girl,
How I wonder how I was lu-u-u-u-ucky enough to be your mmmmm-uuuuuuuuuu-mmmmmmm!!!
Cut to Renault Clio (who is very red in the cheeks) with a look of absolute disgruntled disdain upon her face.