Imogenation #34 Cheesy tits, Fanny’s in bits, But still it’s oh so magical

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Lip scrub makes your lips this puffy and crunchy apparently..
 
justbeinghonesthun said:
Making sure her postpartum dates are accurate (more than her actual pregnancy) so her hunbuns can comment how great she looks.

only jealous because she has soon ‘bounced back’ whilst I’m heavily pregnant looking like a thumb.
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Ah love, it’s so hard seeing people ‘bounce back’ when you feel rubbish about yourself, I sympathise. My baby is 3 months old and I’m no where near my pre pregnancy shape but I keep telling myself my ability as a mother isn’t based on the number in my jeans. First baby I had lost all my baby weight without trying by 2 weeks postpartum but this time that hasn’t been the case so seeing Grimmo flash her flat tummy grinds my gears too but at least I’m not always covered in tit, sick, milk and piss like she is as I know how to change a nappy and I own breast pads 😂

Wishing you all the best with your upcoming arrival - and please try to remember that losing weight quickly doesn’t make anyone ‘better’ at being a mother x
 
I don't have kids so I'm sorry if this sounds silly but, you're supposed to let the baby go bathroom in the nappy and then change it after they've finished right? I'm wondering if she is trying to get a jump start on toilet training or something :rolleyes: or maybe she is so obsessed that the baby can poop & she can't o_O she tots jelly!
 
sorry but why is this woman so bloody dramatic all of the time??? it’s so infuriating, all of these long paragraphs on her story about how she’s ‘so grateful’ and that she ‘loves her mum even more than she ever thought she could’ now that’s she’s a mum, not to mention her recent insta caption saying that ‘if i didn’t love my baby enough already, i love her even more because she’s brought me closer to my family and i’m forever grateful to her’ ????? it honestly makes my blood boil, there’s being appreciative and then there’s imo, all it does is make her come across as fake the more she tries to cram all of this lovey dovey crap down people’s throats
 
roryangel said:
sorry but why is this woman so bloody dramatic all of the time??? it’s so infuriating, all of these long paragraphs on her story about how she’s ‘so grateful’ and that she ‘loves her mum even more than she ever thought she could’ now that’s she’s a mum, not to mention her recent insta caption saying that ‘if i didn’t love my baby enough already, i love her even more because she’s brought me closer to my family and i’m forever grateful to her’ ????? it honestly makes my blood boil, there’s being appreciative and then there’s imo, all it does is make her come across as fake the more she tries to cram all of this lovey dovey crap down people’s throats
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aw there’s no family that love like Imogen’s didn’t you know? She loves her parents and brothers and daughter and husband more than anyone.. ask her mum & dad EVERYONE says so..

On a serious note I agree 100% with you it’s so fake.
 
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