Imogenation #30 The Husband, The Faker, and the creepy Candlestick Maker. *While Pregnant*

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Hi friends! It's been a while since I've been around these parts because Imogen is just a disgusting, insufferable human being. I do still check her Instagram occasionally though because....car crash. So hello did she say her boobs SMELL LIKE CHEESE?!!! bleeping hell, still on brand being dirty and TMI I see. Also, when watching the clips of her hanging up baby princess' clothes to dry all I could think was I bet she leaves the tags on the clothes so she can sell them on Depop. Can you imagine poor baby girl with tags sticking out of all of her clothes. Made me lol.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again. That girl is tapped in the head. I really don't think she is stable enough to take care of a baby? And as for the big long streak of piss, she married I have no words.

lushstudent said:
imagine publicly stating that you're a grotty fucker who can't wash 🤮🤮 yeah guys i'm not pregnant but i have a really smelly bum hole idk can any of you help? it normally happens after i poo because i actually don't bother wiping. my boyfriend washes it for me in our 6 monthly bath x
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Does he use his magic sponge?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. That girl is tapped in the head. I really don't think she is stable enough to take care of a baby? And as for the big long streak of piss, she married I have no words.
 
Cady1954 said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again. That girl is tapped in the head. I really don't think she is stable enough to take care of a baby? And as for the big long streak of piss, she married I have no words.


Does he use his magic sponge?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. That girl is tapped in the head. I really don't think she is stable enough to take care of a baby? And as for the big long streak of piss, she married I have no words.
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the phrase "big long streak of piss" has absolutely killed me 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 absolutely wheezing
 
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🤣🤣🤣…. She definitely reads here!!
This is what happens Imogen when you get pregnant and plan a house renovation (which you have no clue about) at the same time for views!! ABSOLUTE MORON!!!! WELL DONE 👏🏻 No sympathy at all….but of course she isn’t ✨complaining✨
Also doesn’t nesting typically start in the last few weeks of pregnancy???
 
What I don't understand is why they are doing the whole house at the same time? I admit I don't know a lot about renovating, I'm not fortunate to be in that position (not complaining, just explaining) buy my sister and her husband are both in well paid jobs and a few years back bought a cottage to do up. They do one part of the house a year. Last year they were both furloughed so didn't work on the house as they couldn't afford it. That's fine. It's still completely habitable. I don't know why I care so much but it's actually stressing me out that Imogen could have a baby in as little as 6 weeks or so and her house doesn't have any bleeping walls........ 😤
 
Also this woman is an absolute joke. Imagine telling the world you’ve got cheesy smelling boobs.
It’s very clear that she is NOT clean. Her hair is always greasy, always! She even looks like she smells. I can’t remember where it was or if it was on a video but I remember her saying she didn’t wash every day as it’s not recommended. You can bet your life every single day, I am under that shower with soap and femfresh for downstairs. It takes 5 minutes ffs. Especially in this heat.
 
Ex93 said:
Also this woman is an absolute joke. Imagine telling the world you’ve got cheesy smelling boobs.
It’s very clear that she is NOT clean. Her hair is always greasy, always! She even looks like she smells. I can’t remember where it was or if it was on a video but I remember her saying she didn’t wash every day as it’s not recommended. You can bet your life every single day, I am under that shower with soap and femfresh for downstairs. It takes 5 minutes ffs. Especially in this heat.
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I can't go a day without a shower, not possible
 
Of course, if it’s not the colostrum that’s making you wonder if your boobs are making Brie, then it could be that you just need a shower. The bump in hormones and increased blood flow that comes with pregnancy can have your chest smelling like your underarms.

This is what I found online as I was very intrigued, so it could be a normal thing.. or the fact she needs a shower lol 🤭
 
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