Imogenation #26 Up the duff with Spenny washing her muff

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I also thought dirty dee pushing her noonie/bum on the dogs face was weird.

They are all weird, very strange family. Remind me of something out of a film, like they’re all inbreds. Maybe dirty dee and bensalad are brother and sister 😂

Don’t even get me started on the dog coming back as Hugobee.

I genuinely think she’s abolished all of Spencer’s brain cells, I mean he was talking about his first symptoms of pregnancy was that Imogen had eggy farts. His symptoms? 🥴
 
Why was she so weird about her stomach condition in this new video? She couldn't shut up about it the other month

Hasn’t she said she has gastroparesis? To my knowledge, and a quick google to check as well before making an idiot out of myself, there is no cure for that? It can be improved with diet etc but there is no cure? So pregnancy isn’t going to cure her and is highly unlikely to make her symptoms disappear? I don’t believe she has anything that severe wrong with her stomach at all! I imagine it’s IBS or something at the very worst or total bullshit!
 
I haven’t watched the video but surely she shouldn’t be saying the pregnancy “cured” her stomach condition like that.... cue a load of young impressionable people with stomach conditions trying to get pregnant to be cured

She also said loads of people messaged her with the same stomach condition/IBS and when they were pregnant all the symptoms went away. Make it make sense Imo.

 
I keep seeing ben salad named on here who is this?
Ben Salad is Imo’s dad 😊

 
This is from the NHS website, she is such a poor role model saying her stomach condition has been cured, I swear she just makes it up as she goes along 🥴 :rolleyes:
 

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This is from the NHS website, she is such a poor role model saying her stomach condition has been cured, I swear she just makes it up as she goes along 🥴 :rolleyes:

I asked my doctor hubby this morning when he came in from work and he laughed and said he’s never heard such rubbish and it’s not possible. Unless she was giving birth to Dougie Howser (younger people might not get that reference, thanks husband for making me feel old ha)
 
I had to go and watch the video where she falls over and says she’s in agony and lifts her sleeve and she’s got a tiny red mark on her elbow and Spencer was crying and says “it’s horrible seeing somebody you love hurt” my husband would piss himself if I fell out the car as I would do him 🤣 (unless either of us were seriously hurt) couple of saps them too. Can’t wait until the baby has colic or constipation and is crying and they are both hysterical with him/her because “it’s horrible seeing somebody you love hurt” duck off 😂😂😂
 
I had to go and watch the video where she falls over and says she’s in agony and lifts her sleeve and she’s got a tiny red mark on her elbow and Spencer was crying and says “it’s horrible seeing somebody you love hurt” my husband would piss himself if I fell out the car as I would do him 🤣 (unless either of us were seriously hurt) couple of saps them too. Can’t wait until the baby has colic or constipation and is crying and they are both hysterical with him/her because “it’s horrible seeing somebody you love hurt” duck off 😂😂😂
Whats the link to this vid? I need to see haha
 
Angels... I tried. How do I apply for a divorce... my hubby clearly doesn’t love me as much as baby prince loves Imo. They really do have the most loving relationship.. 💔View attachment 515794 q

That has made my week. bleeping hell 😂😂😂😂😂

Sorry but who the duck is this absolute waste of spaff? She literally cannot do ANYTHING alone. It's unhealthy. You need some sort of dependence, whether you're in a relationship or not. If I was like that with my boyfriend, he'd have me sectioned. Seriously.

And WHY was she whining about the water and then said he'd washed her. Can't she wash herself? I bet she's a right scruff when it comes to hygiene. Vile.

And maybe it's just me but when she said she she lived every inch of her dad.. it weirded me out massively.
 
I got 2 mins in and clicked off. Spencer telling people what 1st trimester means?!? Oh, yeah silly me I forgot - they’re the only couple to have ever been pregnant so OF COURSE none of us would know what 1st bleeping trimester means.
My university had 3 3-month terms so it was called a trimester system. It's a mathematical term not just a medical term for pregnancy.

You’re pregnant for 10 months apparently? 99% sure it’s 9 months right!? I’m now questioning myself.

So is Imo really the pregnancy guru she thinks she is?
Asian cultures call pregnancy 10 months.

What happens in medicine when you talk about 40 weeks of pregnancy is the period/menstrual cycle when the egg is fertilised is added as an extra month but the 9 months counting is from implantation of the embryo and the 3 trimesters making 9 months.
 
:ROFLMAO: I'd love to see how they'd react to looking at serious injuries like a battlefield causality station or A&E. The whining over a red mark was laughable.

On the subject of a partner keeping social media passwords - I thought of the overly attached girlfriend meme lol.
 

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