IMJesRose JesRoseVinyl #5 New house is too good for sticky back plastic as it’s not curated or part of her aesthetic

[femmegirly]

Recap

Bed ball feet REVEALED

Ed Hardy not allowed golf clubs or guitar in living room. Rumour has it, he has to keep all his non-curated ‘man’ stuff in a locked shed under a tarp

Cursed clown pictures causing domestic diy rift

Posting unnecessary personal photos of bizarre food combos on biz insta

Flogging fugly charity shop items on vinted for HUGE markup

Bathroom looks like public urinal

Paper light-shade was part of her vision and not left by previous student tenant

Follower list full of bought bots

Tile machine fucked. Buy now for delivery in 2035 and get 10% off

No sticky back plastic in the house. That tit is for peasants who rent

Still smol and teeny like a dormouse
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P.s Ugh just realised I messed up the thread title! Any idea how to fix that?

 

[Aggs]

Love the recap

 

[wodemaya]

Excellent recaps, thank you so much for setting it up! Not sure if you can edit thread titles or not

 

[Aggs]

Maybe create new and report. Supery admin would be able to change

 

[femmegirly]

Someone sorted it! I’ll need to check out surgery admin - not heard of that

 

[Alexandra1990]

Does she not feel any type of shame or embarrassment???? She’s even copied the layout of all of the identical items!

Ps. This was on her business page

 

[zeezaag]

Does she not feel any type of shame or embarrassment???? She’s even copied the layout of all of the identical items!

Ps. This was on her business page

Omg even the light shade

 

[Aggs]

Wonder what curtains she will go for

 

[wodemaya]

Wonder what curtains she will go for

I’d bet money on some curtains that match the bed and the chair

 

[Aggs]

I’d bet money on some curtains that match the bed and the chair

She might go rouge and do Brexit fabric matching the cushion

 

[zeezaag]

She makes out like she’s so close to her sister but doesn’t ever even like her photos. And for normal people that’s not a big deal but you know Jess is obsessed with Instagram likes

 

[Aggs]

Awkward. She clearly doesn't even read her posts properly

 

[femmegirly]

Awkward. She clearly doesn't even read her posts properly

Cringe

 

[Slumdog]

These coats are so Shirley from eastenders circa 2001

 

[Aggs]

Why is she so obsessed with coats. She drives isn't she? I found I don't really wear them much as i drive and then go inside a building. Or work from home. And if it's for dog walk you just have a walking coat
Why does she need this infinite amount of coats

 

[Alexandra1990]

It’s the pose for me why is she so hunched. And those square toe boots

BUY AN EFFING WASHING MACHINE!!!

 

[Lucylucy]

I'm screaming at those shitkicker boots. They are hideous

 

[zeezaag]

It’s the pose for me why is she so hunched. And those square toe boots

BUY AN EFFING WASHING MACHINE!!!

LMFAO. Does she buy clothes and resell them alllllll the time because she doesn’t like paying for washing? Cos we know she sells her vinted clothes as dirty

 

[wodemaya]

These coats are so Shirley from eastenders circa 2001

She looks like a proper little troll

 

[anon2607]

I'm screaming at those shitkicker boots. They are hideous

They look like actual hooves

So short she's a minitaur x