IFAM#9 It’s Time For Ifam Thread NINE Commentary On The Channel's Decline, Rip-off tat, Sarah's Boring Chat, Baby Bump or Fat?

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Just looking at the views, they are slowly creeping down with the epic make up fail 3 days ago saying 89k views..slowly but surely going the way we all feel they are.. whereas family fizz with the same amount of subs near enough are nearly five times that on some videos...
Hopefully they’ll be going the way of the dodo soon, exctinct ( well from YouTube anyway)
 
If my daughter had been sick like Izzy is then there is no way in hell I would've gone on that trip. Friends or not. She could've met up with them another time. Negligent old cow.
Am not defending her but honestly there is two parents..actually 3 but we aren't allowed to say nice things about Issy's biological Dad according to Sarah.

As working parent and a mum. My OH and myself took it in turns to care for our ill children because newsflash we had to work unfortunately and still do. It would always depend who could get the time off according to work. If OH was needed urgently then I would take time off and vice versa.

Now Issy is ill, she needs time to recuperate but I am sure even though he's not going to win parent of the year in his lifetime he should be more than capable of looking after his daughter. Why should it always be Mum's responsibility and Dad's are just babysitters?

I don't begrudge anyone who is a parent spending time away from children for a couple of days.... I think all parents should have an outlet of some sort.
 
I was watching Harry Potter last night before strictly at the end dumbledore said something along the lines of ,
“very soon people will have to make decisions between what is right and what is easy” ,
Catching up here today and that line struck me as pertaining to Sarah , because she had a choice to make , and she clearly took the easy road and not the right one,
My mum says that people believe what they want to believe and this is also true of Sarah , she has chosen to believe in what is easy for her , but sure enough her fantasies are going to come crashing down , because she is living a lie and nobody can be truly happy doing that #fakelife
 
he has got away with it and shame on youtube, but unlike lazy you dont put my husbands name in google and have what allagations and truth as creepy. he will always be tarnished but the gullable ifam will forever think they are wonderful .
Yes it seems so but how scary is that especially as he is in close contact with young girls , it’s only a matter of time before he gets over confident and strikes again , I think it’s a sad day when a man can walk away from something like this without serious consequences, what message does that send to all the other deviants out there ?
 
It’s taken me forever and a fair few days to catch up, finally have.
Latest vlog, ‘daddy and daughter day’...he took all 3 girls into Leeds but yet again only Isabelle features in the thumbnail. Even though she still has a puffy face and dry skin, which Creepy announces to everyone on the vlog. I’m only a few minutes in but how sad does Isabelle look in the background at the first shop. It makes me so angry what they’re doing to her!
This was her face whilst he was talking to her, she really looks happy doesn’t she creepy, even when she puts on that clearly fake smile/grimace for you!
 

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Am not defending her but honestly there is two parents..actually 3 but we aren't allowed to say nice things about Issy's biological Dad according to Sarah.

As working parent and a mum. My OH and myself took it in turns to care for our ill children because newsflash we had to work unfortunately and still do. It would always depend who could get the time off according to work. If OH was needed urgently then I would take time off and vice versa.

Now Issy is ill, she needs time to recuperate but I am sure even though he's not going to win parent of the year in his lifetime he should be more than capable of looking after his daughter. Why should it always be Mum's responsibility and Dad's are just babysitters?

I don't begrudge anyone who is a parent spending time away from children for a couple of days.... I think all parents should have an outlet of some sort.

Lazy does nothing when she IS at home anyway. She lazes around in her pit whilst Chris takes the girls to school and picks them up. From what i see he usually coo... sorry puts meals in the microwave. He drives them around everywhere. What was stopping her taking her test this year? If her and Chris were to divorce she would be totally stuck. From what I see all she does is the shopping and I don't mean for food.
 
Lazy does nothing when she IS at home anyway. She lazes around in her pit whilst Chris takes the girls to school and picks them up. From what i see he usually coo... sorry puts meals in the microwave. He drives them around everywhere. What was stopping her taking her test this year? If her and Chris were to divorce she would be totally stuck. From what I see all she does is the shopping and I don't mean for food.
So your point being is it wouldn't make a difference if she's there or not.

I still stand by my original statement. Why is it that Mum's need to be looked at badly when they are not at home caring for sick children when there is a more than capable other parent. In this case a Dad. We no longer live in the 1950s.... Dads shouldn't be looked at as babysitting. They are just doing what Dad's do with their children when they are not at work. Which is caring for their children. Whether that is co parenting or not!
 
Thoughts on tonight’s vlog:-
On what Creepy says is “a super cold, crisp winters morning” (it was after lunch) he drags that clearly tired, ill child into Leeds shopping.
They’ve been fannying about buying these trainers for a couple of days now and could have easily ordered some online (but that doesn’t make for interesting viewing, need to ensure their moneymaker (Izzy) is lead role)
Creepy, shoving the camera into your sick child’s face every few minutes and pretending to ask how she is does not constitute care. ( Notice he still forgot to get the cream she needed)
No filming inside Mary Shortle Shop and came out with their own brand tat. (I bet it was on sale or return and the shop was clearing it out)
Poor Izzy even apologises to him at one point for feeling ill. (She knows they need her on point for views)
I want to pull that stupid beanie over his eyes and push him into traffic whilst shouting “skate you way out of that you disgusting little twit
 
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Could that vlog be anymore boring !? Izzy looks like she is going to collapse from exhaustion, the twirp just rambled on about I’ve no idea what as I zoned out. What happened to Sarah sending clips to add to the vlog?!
Probably in tears as this holiday away is maybe concerned friends telling her to kick Chris to the kerb...I know I would be.

Friends should be there through thick or thin and ultimately it's Sarah's choice but good friends don't sit and watch friends get publicly humiliated and pretend it's all good because a baby is on the way
 
I genuinely can’t get over the way Chris talks, it’s always irritated me but today I actually thought imagine if your dad spoke like that, the way everything is ‘super super lovely’ or ‘sooooo cute’ and called you ‘boo boo’ or ‘gorgeous girl’ not to mention the greasy hair with a beanie it just really is so weird the girls, especially izzy must surely get embarrassed knowing this is plastered all over the Internet by your creepy father
 
Probably in tears as this holiday away is maybe concerned friends telling her to kick Chris to the kerb...I know I would be.

Friends should be there through thick or thin and ultimately it's Sarah's choice but good friends don't sit and watch friends get publicly humiliated and pretend it's all good because a baby is on the way
He’s probably tried it on with half of them.
 
Why do these girls never have any down time? One of them is going to collapse from exhaustion at this rate. If not now or this year then in a yea or so. Their immune systems will start t suffer and this could have an effect on their later years. I'm only just into my 20s but I remember from being a kid that I loved nothing more than slothing in my bed reading some gossip magazines. Sure we went on recreational days out to the park, theme park etc but I enjoyed down time, you know?

Ha Chris calling it winter. typical British thing in my opinion. As soon as there's any wind it's 'winter':ROFLMAO:. But if it's that cold, WHY TAKE A SICK CHILD OUT IN IT YOU ABSOLUTE COMPLETE IDIOT!!!!!!

I doubt Isabelle felt better. She looks so rough, poor thing. Esme looks really pretty today though.

Sounds like they're copying Family Fizz with the co-sleeping/cot attached to the bed thing. Is that a trend now? Do a lot of parents do it? Surely it's dangerous if the baby was to roll out etc.

Looks like they weren't allowed to film in Mary Shortle. Looks like they're still doing the Ingham merch. Can he zoom in on that baby anymore? They creep me out.

Hopefully they let Isabelle and the others chill today. Forcing her to talk is cruel. You can tell she is struggliing.

Is that a camera in the corner of the kitchen?

I thought they were moving house because mobs of people were coming to their house. Sounds like they're staying now.
 
DADDY DAUGHTER SHOPPING TRIP TO LEEDS!

16 minutes - so you dont't have to

How best to celebrate freedom from a shopping obsessed matriarch than to go err shopping ?

Kicks off with jaunty soundtracked snippet of the kids ambling on in Town.
Quick cut to Chris overly happy saying its super super happy happy the kids have lefy the lights on and Esme is back from ballet class
Sarah isn't just here in spirit she has actually loaned her eyebrows to Chris whilst away - check them out in this tasteful picture designed to get all you fellow ladies "feeling jiggy"
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They are off on a daddy daughter shopping day she needs new trainers for school - err hang on you went for some the other day. They are all going to have FUN
Cut to them in one of the shops and Chris showing us Issy is better. Issie knows it's showtime and agrees. This is interrupted by tEsme who has just found the ideal Halloween gift - a gruesome looking baby a sort of bastard child of Chucky

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There is some wittering abut some surprise and they are looking at cribs and going to get one. Chris talks so fast it's like he has stopped taking his prescribed medication and has just started using speed instead- think about it the fast chatter bursts of energy, eagerness to keep cleaning it all fits.
Dave once went out with a girl who used speed he says she used to jump on him for a bit of energetic hanky panky then run round the flat vacuuming

Anyway we get first site of the crib. It looks like a non descript plastic filing cabinet to us but we are neither worthy or modern. Still its got 10% off so that should seal it

Unfortunately it's out of stock so Sarah will have to wait for her surprise crib. Chris thinks putting the receipt in a card for Sarah would be nice. If he could slip it inside a Dominoes pizza box he would definitely crack it
Onto the next bit of shopping and Issy has some AMAZIN birthday vouchers. They are going to the Mary Shortle shop

We next see the fun family after they have come out of the Mary Shortle shop and we have a breakneck speed gushy wooshy breakdown from Chris about the stuff they have bought.
Chuckys bastard off spring is seen again and its even more hideous ugly.
Mary Shortle do a babys party Isla is rather muted. Chris says they got some ifam booties pronounced BOOTYS AS IN BOOTYS that are really cute. Issy spots an actual Chucky doll in a window and then says she needs a drink.
Probably in a few years that will take on a whole new meaning if she starts hitting the bottle to get away from this fucked up circus

They get hot chocolates in Nero. Chris name drops Ingham Family Booties pronounced BOOTYS. Isabelle doesn't feel well they are going to look for Isabelles trainers I like the fact Issy gets on with trying trainers on while Chris chats tit with the youngest.

Outside Isabelle is talking saying she likes her trainers and the other girls shout about how they love their dolls. Its as if they need to be seen in the video.
Now it's off to granny and grandpas for dinner. So they are heading there. Non of this meeting is shown on camera but they had Chinese there
It's now back to the house and fruitloop says how good it all it was and souper nice. The kids are about to get into bed

Issy is still ill and I suspect will be off school Monday/ Tuesday
Now we are in the kitchen and Chris is chatting bout how it's one whole year since they got the keys to the current Brompton house. Chris articulates it's crazy and insane now its a year and at this point he is quite autobiographical about how excited he was about having bought their first home. I can genuinely and totally get this. Putting all things aside I really can get the feeling you have on your first owned property.

He spoils this by going on about how he wishes he was spending it with Sarah but she needs some me time having been ill etc.
He is going to get the girls off to sleep and then watch some Netflix and have some snacks
That's your lot
 
I agree in some respects to comments that Chris has got away with it, but only in that he is still vlogging and making very likely diminished AdSense money (due to several big brands removing ads)

Chris and Sarah have lost a hell of a lot of money from this along with future earnings. They know it and it hurts. It will always hurt to, as their channel and earning power will always be a case of pre and post Chris’ indiscretions becoming public knowledge

That they are now mentioning meet and greets speaks volumes. They can be hugely lucrative what with their VIP and gold packages. Spend a few minutes with your favourite YouTuber for 50 quid a pop? Chris can laud it up for the camera all he likes. All I see is one of those sad clowns with a smile painted on their face. A sick parrot on his shoulder projectile vomiting £ signs into the nearest drain
 
I agree in some respects to comments that Chris has got away with it, but only in that he is still vlogging and making very likely diminished AdSense money (due to several big brands removing ads)

Chris and Sarah have lost a hell of a lot of money from this along with future earnings. They know it and it hurts. It will always hurt to, as their channel and earning power will always be a case of pre and post Chris’ indiscretions becoming public knowledge

That they are now mentioning meet and greets speaks volumes. They can be hugely lucrative what with their VIP and gold packages. Spend a few minutes with your favourite YouTuber for 50 quid a pop? Chris can laud it up for the camera all he likes. All I see is one of those sad clowns with a smile painted on their face. A sick parrot on his shoulder projectile vomiting £ signs into the nearest drain

Your just not feeling the inspiration.
When you do you will be fighting to get to the head of the queue.
Time it right and you could spend an extra £25 for the picture of you and the new baby.
 
So your point being is it wouldn't make a difference if she's there or not.

I still stand by my original statement. Why is it that Mum's need to be looked at badly when they are not at home caring for sick children when there is a more than capable other parent. In this case a Dad. We no longer live in the 1950s.... Dads shouldn't be looked at as babysitting. They are just doing what Dad's do with their children when they are not at work. Which is caring for their children. Whether that is co parenting or not!

Respectfuly
I'm not too sure that trying to make modern parenting points on a forum that talks about two self obsessed people is the best platforn for it.
FWIW your point may well be valid but this is simply about Sarah going away to do duck all when she normally sits at home doing err duck all
the Inghams don't lend any weight to any form of politicking.
 
I couldn’t make it all the way through the vlog, completely boring tripe.
They can’t afford for the girls to have any downtime, they are what makes the money and money is something they crave.
My son started back at school 3 weeks ago, the evenings have become progressively worse with him being tired and short tempered. He came home with a cough and cold on Friday so we cancelled all plans this weekend and just let him chill, he lay around in his pjs, zoned out in front of the tv, played with his brother and generally just relaxed. I made him healthy meals but just have him some space and time. That is what those girls especially Isabelle needs. If I’d continued on with what I wanted this weekend I can guarantee my son would’ve been feeling like utter rubbish this evening and we’d have an even worse week next week. As it is he is much more like his old self, hopefully ready to fight through another week of learning.

Those next to me cribs are safe and I think they are a bit of a ‘trend’ at the moment. It just means for feeding and changing you don’t have to get up and out of bed as the baby is right there. They make breastfeeding much easier I believe, I was always too tight to buy one and made do with a Moses basket and then the cot.
 
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