I am Sarahjayjay #8 She has the self-awareness of leftover bolognese

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BeardyBap said:
Starting a thrift thread guys, first thing is remember to bring your own shopping bags, I mean like I’ve been paying for plastic carrier bags for over a decade now and it’s probly cheaper to reuse them if you fink about it
#WhatAmILike #amirite
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And what's this 'it's hard for me to learn new habits' shite. Isn't it for everyone? More breadcrumbing of her self diagnosed adhd? She had no problem learning the habits of begging, napping all day and going the wethers.
 
Foxvint said:
Beans on wholegrain toast with a handful of spinach leaves is no prep and fibre, iron, protein and vits. The feroglobin liquid iron in the red bottle is 4 quid and tastes delicious. She doesn't want to help herself, she wants PIP and to never have to work.
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Little added tip with that though, caffeine inhibits iron absorption from plant sources. So ease up on the diet coke Sar. 👍
 
I’m particularly taken by how she’s decided to start banging this thrift drum only now, 18 months after everyone else tightened their belts to the last notch. Everyone here was a Tory for saying they’d had to economise. Now(!) she’s playing the queen of budgeting, after ranting a few weeks ago that anything less than £600 per month on Frazzles is tantamount to neglect. There are people using food banks who can’t afford to run their heating. This wazzock’s lived experience of “Tory dystopia” is a three bedroom house, overpaying for broadband, Prime, Netflix, Disney+, Xbox Live, Spotify, taxis everywhere, and keeping a car she can’t drive taxed, insured and MOT’d.
 
She wont be following her own advice just like she didn't make that spaghetti pie. It's all part of an upcoming 'if you enjoy my tweets please help a single mama to live 👉🥹👈' beg that'll allow her to claim content creation so her tip jar doesn't get shut again.

I read that Greggs staff- yes that's Greggs selling those life essentials like sausage rolls and staffed by mostly part time working class mums- are gonna be wearing bodycams now cos of intimidation and harassment by bottom feeders thinking they're their servants cos they've spent £1.45. Thought of this POS immediately.
 
A 5lb block of own-brand cheddar is better value than 5lbs of Babybels #WhoKnew
She’s running quite a #ThriftyKitchen now isn’t she? Wait, why does that sound familiar…
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Well I have to give you that one Saz, you’ve blown the nation’s previous queen of thrift into the weeds with that one. She was advising people to use a car jack and a pair of bolt cutters or something to get into their tuna chunks.
 
Foxvint said:
She wont be following her own advice just like she didn't make that spaghetti pie. It's all part of an upcoming 'if you enjoy my tweets please help a single mama to live 👉🥹👈' beg that'll allow her to claim content creation so her tip jar doesn't get shut again.

I read that Greggs staff- yes that's Greggs selling those life essentials like sausage rolls and staffed by mostly part time working class mums- are gonna be wearing bodycams now cos of intimidation and harassment by bottom feeders thinking they're their servants cos they've spent £1.45. Thought of this POS immediately.
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Wonder if she's still 'budgeted' for lunch by the sea and false nails with her pay?
She's helped so many plastic bag & bottle firms poor people, would be such a shame after all this impressive thriftiness 😭😭
 
BeardyBap said:
A 5lb block of own-brand cheddar is better value than 5lbs of Babybels #WhoKnew
She’s running quite a #ThriftyKitchen now isn’t she? Wait, why does that sound familiar…
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Well I have to give you that one Saz, you’ve blown the nation’s previous queen of thrift into the weeds with that one. She was advising people to use a car jack and a pair of bolt cutters or something to get into their tuna chunks.
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Why not just buy a decent one?! I had one of mine for 15 years.
 
Yeah the butterfly ones are uncomfortable and frustrating to use, spend 6 or 7 quid on a nice one and it'll last years. How do you lose a tin opener anyway? Surely it just stays in the kitchen? Or we do now know she has a screwdriver so she just needs to find a hammer and she can follow Hack Monroe's top tips. Here's another one for free Sarah, defrost that freezer and do a big shop in farm foods and you can have bags of frozen veg which don't need tools to open.
 
VeniVidiVicki said:
Funnily enough there aren’t school buses here. The lovely Ann Gloag cancelled them all last year. But there are regular buses and they go past past 6pm.

13 year olds shouldn’t be needing to ’go in later in the day’ - they’re supposed to be at school all day every day. Oh well I guess she’s only got another few years of this as they won’t be staying on after 16 the way they’re going.

As @byefeliciax said, this is going to be a big shock to her passive income streams.
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Ann Gloag is a bleep, she was done for human trafficking last year.
Ours was on the cards for being discontinued last year but there was a huge backlash from parents and the school council that for now its been shelved. I can see them trying it again though. They have been cutting vulnerable services left right and centre to save money.

Sarah, scent boosters are bad for the environment. A few drops of essential oil are much better, for your health too.
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Witchfinder Sargeant said:
Sarah, the short term boost you get from the sugar/artificial sweeteners/caffeine/chemical crap in this will be doing you no good at all. No wonder your sleep is fucked. Put the Pepsi back on the shelf and drink plain water and herbal tea, and take a multivitamin.

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Protein powder and vitamin D will give you a better boost. Gentle exercise like walking or swimming will help you to regain muscle strength, lose weight and achieve better stamina. Cola and caffeine inhibit iron absorption. They can contribute to headaches too.
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
Ann Gloag is a bleep, she was done for human trafficking last year.
Ours was on the cards for being discontinued last year but there was a huge backlash from parents and the school council that for now its been shelved. I can see them trying it again though. They have been cutting vulnerable services left right and centre to save money.

Sarah, scent boosters are bad for the environment. A few drops of essential oil are much better, for your health too.
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Protein powder and vitamin D will give you a better boost. Gentle exercise like walking or swimming will help you to regain muscle strength, lose weight and achieve better stamina. Cola and caffeine inhibit iron absorption. They can contribute to headaches too.
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Our buses have been cut to the point they no longer exist now. Then the council took away my son's school bus. I'd been driving him to the nearest train station to catch that to get to school. Gonna bet that Sarah's bus service is better than ours though!
 
BeardyBap said:
I’m particularly taken by how she’s decided to start banging this thrift drum only now, 18 months after everyone else tightened their belts to the last notch. Everyone here was a Tory for saying they’d had to economise. Now(!) she’s playing the queen of budgeting, after ranting a few weeks ago that anything less than £600 per month on Frazzles is tantamount to neglect. There are people using food banks who can’t afford to run their heating. This wazzock’s lived experience of “Tory dystopia” is a three bedroom house, overpaying for broadband, Prime, Netflix, Disney+, Xbox Live, Spotify, taxis everywhere, and keeping a car she can’t drive taxed, insured and MOT’d.
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This!

*Too short …

All of this! 👆🏻
 
Finding it hilarious she’s gone all influencer when a grand total of 2 people interact with her. I didn’t think you could possibly get more tragically desperate for engagement than retweeting your own tweets, but I can now confidently say quoting your own reply to someone and replying to the reply is awful. God imagine having that pitiful engagement on every single thing you post. I’d be too mortified to carry on

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