Holly Willoughby #7 Don’t let the door hit your Holl on the way out

[Ndrangheta]

"Poor me" vibes for me...

"Just seen the yearly accounts from Wylde Moon vibes" for me.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Remember how we use to get daily pap shots of her walking the dog?

Kinda proves they were paid for by Holls, so she could be pensive over the schofe stuff and/or be peddling some tit she's wearing/using. The stalker story has all but disappeared. It's all so very strange.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

If she could have bottled some of the seriousness she’s showing in that photo, she might have come across as more real and been more likable as a presenter.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

He’s back in court on Friday. Will ramp up no doubt.

 

[kev1974]

Remember how we use to get daily pap shots of her walking the dog?

Kinda proves they were paid for by Holls, so she could be pensive over the schofe stuff and/or be peddling some tit she's wearing/using. The stalker story has all but disappeared. It's all so very strange.

in court on Friday, will be interesting ...

 

[L3moning]

There will be a grown-up article in The Observer coming-up, betcha.

Not sure that "grown up" and The Observer really go together!

 

[Ndrangheta]

Not sure that "grown up" and The Observer really go together!

Ah, haven't actually read it in years. My sister used to have it and she fancied herself as part of the metro liberal intelligensia! Here's a mock-up of how I imagine this weekends issue. I was going to go full-on Tattle, but kept it tame and realistic because I'm a good boy.

 

[kev1974]

My goodness that is spot on

 

[Rainbowcolours]

She'll be back with a sob story then on our TV before christmas

 

[neroli]

It's awful when you have an Anus Horribilis...especially when you're the (deposed) Queen of Daytime TV.

Maybe some Preparation H would help?

 

[Goldilocks3108]

"Just seen the yearly accounts from Wylde Moon vibes" for me.

Just watched Rylan absolutely killing it on This Morning vibes for me!

 

[LadyMuck]

Ah, haven't actually read it in years. My sister used to have it and she fancied herself as part of the metro liberal intelligensia! Here's a mock-up of how I imagine this weekends issue. I was going to go full-on Tattle, but kept it tame and realistic because I'm a good boy.

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Lol Queen of Daytime. That ship's sailed love

 

[Multi-21]

What a surprise that Holly’s comeback is rumoured to be Gladiators
Which just so happens to be produced by one Dan Baldwin

 

[Ndrangheta]

What a surprise that Holly’s comeback is rumoured to be Gladiators
Which just so happens to be produced by one Dan Baldwin

Gladiators? Geezus.

 

[neroli]

"For the sake of her family" why does she need to come back to our TV screens? Enough is enough..especially when you have a morbidly obese agoraphobic keyboard warrior out to get you.

 

[Multi-21]

Gladiators? Geezus.

They’ve already filmed series 1 with Bradley and Barney Walsh hosting so they’ll obviously show horn her in somewhere for series 2 unless they get rid of Barney and can’t see Bradley being too happy about that

 

[kev1974]

They’ve already filmed series 1 with Bradley and Barney Walsh hosting so they’ll obviously show horn her in somewhere for series 2 unless they get rid of Barney and can’t see Bradley being too happy about that

Don't worry Bradley, plenty of the public won't be happy about that either!!

 

[Ndrangheta]

They’ve already filmed series 1 with Bradley and Barney Walsh hosting so they’ll obviously show horn her in somewhere for series 2 unless they get rid of Barney and can’t see Bradley being too happy about that

That's all very well, but are we sure she's presenting? She might be one of the Gladiators ...

 

[LadyMuck]

She'll be the kiss of death to any show

 

[ItsDatCuw]

What a surprise that Holly’s comeback is rumoured to be Gladiators
Which just so happens to be produced by one Dan Baldwin

Is she going head-to-head with Philth?