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Even the padded bikini doesnt help the tiddies, flat as a pancake ..did yous see it I was too slow to screenshot the side profile
wheres the tiddiesJust off to find an oven to put my head in
She obviously can't have a very big chipolata . And she has saggy bum cheeks, oh dear.Just off to find an oven to put my head in
It’s way too bleeping small I can’t cope
The offers always open to our holls, she can have mine darrrrrlllingI don’t have an ironing board, but if I did it wouldn’t be as flat as our Hols marvellous bosoms
Is it just me thinking tootsieO ur joken
That’s not realO ur joken
She’ll be off to turkey for a hair transplant once the tag is off maybe they’ll do the teeth while she’s there as a package dealOMG what does she look like! Someone has just commented ‘I love your hair’ are they serious. I’ve said before it’s like a rusty Brillo pad but I didn’t realise how much she was receding until the wind was blowing her hair as she walked through Birkenhead on live the other day. Clearly has male pattern baldness. What’s she going to do about that I wonder.
The beast knows she's got non in the first place. Just admit it holly instead of blamin the bikini top. Blimey, I wish I had a magic bikini which would squash mine ffs“Spent 6 months growing these puppies and it’s just squishing them to nothing”
Yep, it’s the bikini tops fault hahaha
She’ll be off to turkey for a hair transplant once the tag is off maybe they’ll do the teeth while she’s there as a package deal
Shut up sherrie