Holly Stanley #12 HMP Holly, queen of tittage and beards, built like a fridge

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Quick recap:

Holly begged a swamp (hot tub) as a JoKE. She is now a certified swamp tub expert.

Shes rolling in it from her wife's double wage but the leccy ran out today and Jess drove all the way from Wales to drop the key off

She had a meeting with the judge ALONE but apparently this was all a lie and now she's going to prison tomorrow.

Which is a shame because she was gonna see her son/pack up her house/see the judge and write another book of lies tomorrow and now she can't.

Also dolly is pregnant (allegedly). But Stan and Dave were supposed to be neutered weeks ago. But nobody has seen Dolly for a while.
Brilliant recap!
Has your rants earlier made you feel a tad bit better? Just feel better alone knowing your not holly and you never will be. Whenever I feel like something is going crap I flick holly on and bam I feel like relieved that I at least made it into employment.
 
Quick recap:

Holly begged a swamp (hot tub) as a JoKE. She is now a certified swamp tub expert.

Shes rolling in it from her wife's double wage but the leccy ran out today and Jess drove all the way from Wales to drop the key off

She had a meeting with the judge ALONE but apparently this was all a lie and now she's going to prison tomorrow.

Which is a shame because she was gonna see her son/pack up her house/see the judge and write another book of lies tomorrow and now she can't.

Also dolly is pregnant (allegedly). But Stan and Dave were supposed to be neutered weeks ago. But nobody has seen Dolly for a while.
OOPS sorry I didn't see this!
 
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As you can tell, I got my degree in graphic design at the same place she got all 9million of her qualifications x

I made a couple of predications about what would happen but you can always rely on Holly for a plot twist. Interested to see what happens between now and tomorrow 🍿
Did you guys know she’s also a Screenwriter and director?
 
I am SCREAMINGGG at PF - I couldn't stand them at first but my goodness they're really coming with the receipts today. I have NO idea why but I love when PF calls someone 'darlings' or 'honeybuns'

Love to see H getting called out

What is that about Jess being in court for driving offences too?!!
I am sure Jess got in trouble after Holly got it leaked her car wasnt taxed or Mot'd and it swiftly got "forgotten about" 🤣💀Maybe something else though at this point nothing is a surprise!

Fluu loves us!! Everyone come read the truth about Holly we are awesome xx
 
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As you can tell, I got my degree in graphic design at the same place she got all 9million of her qualifications x

I made a couple of predications about what would happen but you can always rely on Holly for a plot twist. Interested to see what happens between now and tomorrow 🍿
Did you guys know she’s also a Screenwriter and director?
Oh, my, God.
💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is hilarious, the best thing I've seen in a while.
 
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As you can tell, I got my degree in graphic design at the same place she got all 9million of her qualifications x

I made a couple of predications about what would happen but you can always rely on Holly for a plot twist. Interested to see what happens between now and tomorrow 🍿
Did you guys know she’s also a Screenwriter and director?
Omg this is hilarious 🤣 even my husband let out a chuckle!
 
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