Helen Thorn (ScummyMummy) so, so happy to be running away from parenting

[rogueapostrophe]

Ellie understandably upset as her wedding rings have been stolen, Helen has to make it about her and that shes been involved in talks about vow renewal, and then jumping on Rev Kates post asking about 2 for 1 deals, so unnecessary, it's not about you!

Is she getting hitched to Mi Amorf Hitler?

 

[SlopBalls]

Ellie understandably upset as her wedding rings have been stolen, Helen has to make it about her and that shes been involved in talks about vow renewal, and then jumping on Rev Kates post asking about 2 for 1 deals, so unnecessary, it's not about you!

Not the first time… the woman is a narcissist. Even when she’s done charity or acknowledged the death of a public figure, she’s made it all about her!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Grandma’s gone for a run in her pants and forgotten to put her gym gear on

 

[SlopBalls]

Oh my gosh that belly! It's like Satan took a s#it on her stomach
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So she's back now from her week in Chicago, but already on the road as she's gigging too... Hope her kids are doing well at school. I know at that age I needed my mum to be on my case full time! And no amount of pancakes will make her absences any better, is it?

 

[Runninggirl]

That bleach job on her hair is very harsh. Can’t believe the hairdresser let her leave looking like that. In other news training for Tokyo marathon started today. Oh joy.

 

[SheLeft]

Grandma turned 46 going on 66!

 

[SlopBalls]

It's crazy how she thinks she can do anything to salvage her face after abusing it so badly! First the creams and facials, now it's collagen and creatine!

 

[petitspois]

Looks like she might be getting married again, the mention of a ‘two for one’ with Ellie and her husband renewing their vows and the offloading of the wedding and other dress.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Looks like she might be getting married again, the mention of a ‘two for one’ with Ellie and her husband renewing their vows and the offloading of the wedding and other dress.

I didn’t see her flogging a wedding dress but maybe the reason she’s slathering on the skincare is to look like a blushing running dork bride on her big day!

 

[yepgoodthanks]

Oh the joy. Running dork. Very busy. Oop whacky hair. Tiresome Teens. So much washing. So tired. So happy. So much to do. Mi amore. Marathon prep. Lovely fizzy drink. All the pasta & carbs. Single parent. Much love. Looking a hard 46 there Hels....

 

[Spilttea]

It’s the infantilising of ordinary adult tasks and responsibilities as a functioning adult and parent that get me. You have teens not babies stuck on the tit. Sort your hair out woman. Manic pixie dream girl energy is bleeping embarrassing when you’re almost 50.

 

[hattie20]

It’s the infantilising of ordinary adult tasks and responsibilities as a functioning adult and parent that get me. You have teens not babies stuck on the tit. Sort your hair out woman. Manic pixie dream girl energy is bleeping embarrassing when you’re almost 50.

But she’s has to show her ex that shes SO HAPPY!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

But she’s has to show her ex that shes SO HAPPY!

Is she not just showing the ex all the reasons why he’s grateful to no longer be with a woman who he had to do everything for?
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Oh the joy. Running dork. Very busy. Oop whacky hair. Tiresome Teens. So much washing. So tired. So happy. So much to do. Mi amore. Marathon prep. Lovely fizzy drink. All the pasta & carbs. Single parent. Much love. Looking a hard 46 there Hels....

Christ. That needs a trigger warning

 

[SlopBalls]

But she’s has to show her ex that shes SO HAPPY!

I don’t think the ex is losing any sleep over not waking up to this every day

 

[yepgoodthanks]

It’s the infantilising of ordinary adult tasks and responsibilities as a functioning adult and parent that get me. You have teens not babies stuck on the tit. Sort your hair out woman. Manic pixie dream girl energy is bleeping embarrassing when you’re almost 50.

Right?! She acts like she's up 8 times a night in the trenches of the newborn slog or something. If I didn't have my kids at home with me half the time my head spins at how much I could get done/organise for when they got back. She has SO much spare time yet acts like a useless teenager herself doing bare minimum.

 

[Runninggirl]

So glad to be getting out of London and leaving my children behind again. Wish hard work being a single parent.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

So glad to be getting out of London and leaving my children behind again. Wish hard work being a single parent.

Tokyo? Jeez! Does she ever take the kids abroad? I only recall her taking Mi Amor on holiday for his birthday when she made a big deal out of paying for hotel with HER OWN MONEY.

 

[Missymoo92]

Oh the joy. Running dork. Very busy. Oop whacky hair. Tiresome Teens. So much washing. So tired. So happy. So much to do. Mi amore. Marathon prep. Lovely fizzy drink. All the pasta & carbs. Single parent. Much love. Looking a hard 46 there Hels....

You forgot the "um" "ah" and lip smacking between every word

 

[SheLeft]

Saw this photo of Helen in the wild at a recent gig. I'll never understand why she filters her body to appear much thinner than she really is but doesn't filter her face coz it really could do with some assistance.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Interestingly there are stories up at the moment in which she looks a lot curvier than she has for a while. There’s no filter there or attempt to minimise things. It’s always been quite weird with the random angles. I think she looks absolutely fine as she currently is.