Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #31 She’s taking her fanny pills so Chet keeps paying the bills

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They could have took her in on Monday morning and then went on Monday afternoon, that way they won’t get a fine as she won’t have missed 10 sessions. This is what I’d do if we were going to a caravan or something!
Do the 10 sessions have to be continuous though or accrued? Because if she misses a day or two being ill after pulling this one it’ll flag? TBH I wouldn’t put it past them flinging her to school every morning and picking her up which they’ve done at nursery 😅
 
Do the 10 sessions have to be continuous though or accrued? Because if she misses a day or two being ill after pulling this one it’ll flag? TBH I wouldn’t put it past them flinging her to school every morning and picking her up which they’ve done at nursery 😅

It’s 10 sessions over a period of 10 weeks. But being poorly is authorised absence, so doubt they’d get fined if she’s poorly
 
Not sticking up for them, but I used to work at Center Parcs and loads of locals would holiday there and take their kids to school during the day, all week, not just on check out day.

That said they are staying in a cheap 3 bedroom lodge so Alison must be sharing with one of the kids.
 
Now Ocean is 5 they can be fined for taking her out surely?! My daughter started reception in September and her school are hot on taking out during school time and basically have a zero tolerance even if they are 4 (not that they can do anything at that age I don’t think) Ellun and Sket probably of the mentality the fine is less than the price hike. Not considering the fact Oceans just had half term and probably getting back into going back to school! Not like they can lie and say she’s ill when their life revolves around social media posting - plus that’s a big thing to expect a 5 year old to keep to themselves which they won’t!
It's a fine the term after they turn 5 that they start getting fines so that'll be fron January 2025.
 
WHY does Chet think him and his gruesome little family would make such fabulous viewing material? He’s delusional and about as funny as final stage rectal cancer. He has no original thoughts in his ugly little head and everything he does is painfully performative because he hasn’t even got the intelligence to be a good actor. Just take your family and duck off down back into the swamp you came from Chet Scat.
 
WHY does Chet think him and his gruesome little family would make such fabulous viewing material? He’s delusional and about as funny as final stage rectal cancer. He has no original thoughts in his ugly little head and everything he does is painfully performative because he hasn’t even got the intelligence to be a good actor. Just take your family and duck off down back into the swamp you came from Chet Scat.

I bleeping love this thread 😂😂😂😂
 
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