Helen Anderson #32 the chub is out, the chav is in, Brewdog lounge with her Katy Brand twin

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So unflattering 🫣
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I know she does a lot wrong with how she presents herself but I honestly wouldn't care what she looked like if she came across as a genuinely decent and likeable person. It's her horribly self absorbed nature and apparent complete lack of self awareness that just serves to highlight how badly she does things like hair and putting clothes on. I don't know how she gets past first dates with people unless she puts on a completely different act to how she comes across online and in her videos, I just picture it being the Helen show and you have to listen, smile, nod and hope that she'll at least remember your name.
 
So I’ve just watched Helen’s latest video ‘Have I gone too far?’ And here’s a few highlights…

At 03:15, Helen’s ‘current boyfriend’ describes Helen’s voice as ‘really unsettling’ (faux cockney in full swing!)

At 09:10, the Brand boyfriend is struggling to describe the taste of coffee for a painfully long time. Doesn’t seem to know the word ‘bitter’ and ends up calling coffee ‘gamey’

At 10:30, When plating their dinner, Helen exclaims “you’ve got beans all over my f*cking chips!” Then moans about how now they are ‘contaminated’ in her typical spoilt brat fashion (she doesn’t mind that they are contaminated, she’s pissed off she didn’t contaminate them herself)

At 13:14, she has an error message (!Modified file) as part of her montage.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

At 16:00, Helen puts on a ridiculously r*tarded-like laugh

At 17:06, the boyfriend says he wants to staple her head (said in jest, but considering how annoying Helen is, I bet he was actually tempted)

At 17:43, Helen sings to the tune of Little Donkey, ‘Little pan, little pan where have your gone’ great grammar!

At 19:19, “The moral of the song is just about being sparkly” (Describing the latest jingle she’s making for a X-mas outfits reel) then she goes on to sing at the camera, and without expression just keeps repeating ‘no’ (I think she’s talking to the boyfriend playing guitar who we can’t see, but oh my god what a painful watch) THIS GOES ON FOR SEVERAL MINUTES and this is right where I switched off 😂😂 I tried, gang!
 
MissLolaRebel said:
So I’ve just watched Helen’s latest video ‘Have I gone too far?’ And here’s a few highlights…

At 03:15, Helen’s ‘current boyfriend’ describes Helen’s voice as ‘really unsettling’ (faux cockney in full swing!)

At 09:10, the Brand boyfriend is struggling to describe the taste of coffee for a painfully long time. Doesn’t seem to know the word ‘bitter’ and ends up calling coffee ‘gamey’

At 10:30, When plating their dinner, Helen exclaims “you’ve got beans all over my f*cking chips!” Then moans about how now they are ‘contaminated’ in her typical spoilt brat fashion (she doesn’t mind that they are contaminated, she’s pissed off she didn’t contaminate them herself)

At 13:14, she has an error message (!Modified file) as part of her montage.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

At 16:00, Helen puts on a ridiculously r*tarded-like laugh

At 17:06, the boyfriend says he wants to staple her head (said in jest, but considering how annoying Helen is, I bet he was actually tempted)

At 17:43, Helen sings to the tune of Little Donkey, ‘Little pan, little pan where have your gone’ great grammar!

At 19:19, “The moral of the song is just about being sparkly” (Describing the latest jingle she’s making for a X-mas outfits reel) then she goes on to sing at the camera, and without expression just keeps repeating ‘no’ (I think she’s talking to the boyfriend playing guitar who we can’t see, but oh my god what a painful watch) THIS GOES ON FOR SEVERAL MINUTES and this is right where I switched off 😂😂 I tried, gang!
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It was painful to watch. I think she mentioned being pre-menstrual. I really hope I’m not that bad to Mr Cheesemonger when I’m due.
 
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