Helen Anderson #31 Bigger or smaller, always a twit, never more than when wearing her “beerslut” hat

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Tyla73 said:
The very little content she posted this weekend shows she doesn’t even get near the pit, let alone in it 😆.

And going home before Limp Bizkit just shows her up as the phoney ‘rocker’ she is. She‘s a total fake. I don’t think she really likes festivals (and theres nothing wrong with that, lots of people don’t) but she thinks that going to them makes her authentic in some way. She’d be much happier in life if she found out what she really likes and stopped pretending to be something she isn’t.
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I can't believe she went home. I went as well and I was rough as anything yesterday but I didn't leave until I'd seen them! She's so ridiculous and everything is about image. I don't get how she couldn't just have fun in the mud and get into it. Everyone else was.
 
'we've all decided it's too muddy and we don't really want to be here'. Helen, that was evident from your 2022 Download vlog when camp flange wouldn't shut up about how they couldn't be arsed and just wanted to be comfortable all weekend. Genuinely her old school download vlogs used to be firm favourites of mine (this was my 18th Download 😍) but nowadays she's just there for the content n it does my tree in.

Plz don't bother coming back, you're killing the vibe with your stupid little mic.
 
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'I was told you weren't 100%' 💀
 
LdsLdsLds said:
'we've all decided it's too muddy and we don't really want to be here'. Helen, that was evident from your 2022 Download vlog when camp flange wouldn't shut up about how they couldn't be arsed and just wanted to be comfortable all weekend. Genuinely her old school download vlogs used to be firm favourites of mine (this was my 18th Download 😍) but nowadays she's just there for the content n it does my tree in.

Plz don't bother coming back, you're killing the vibe with your stupid little mic.
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Do you watch TPD TV? Just a group of mates who love festivals, they do get sponsors now but they really put the effort in and show themselves having a good time 😊

(So I don't derail the thread, Helen is a fake little grot & doesn't deserve freebie tickets to any gig/festival again 😚)
 
Out of all the stories on Instagram, there were maybe 2 shots of them being anywhere close to the stage watching the bands! In a vlog, there was a 5 sec clip of any live music. What’s the point of going to a music festival? She only cares about what to pack, outfits, the merch store, and food? Just go camping next time 😂

andddd the constant complains about how her brain cannot handle ‘thinking’ and organising so many things at once. This woman needs to step out of her bubble and live a real life 🙄
 
I took the bullet and watched the vlog. It really highlights how easily deterred these download mega fans were by a bit of rain and mud. My favorite part was when her Katy Brand's band mate said "imagine vlogging whilst theres ten people pushing a van... its a hard life". why would you keep it in the vlog?! other than to get sympathy from the few strangling followers that blindly follow her. She looked like such a moron, all she had to do was rev the engine and turn the wheel. And not only did she leave the hand brake on at the first attempt but she prematurely claimed they were out of the mud pit on the second. She is such a narcissist that she genuinely doesn't realize how useless and conceited she looks eve after watching the clips back and editing them.
 
I discovered this try hard yesterday when I was watching all the download vlogs and she didn't show any bands? Clearly went to get some content and IG pics, saw straight through her. I thought she was much older than she is too is she 33? Why does her accent change on each video and how she's decorated a semi detached house is actually hilarious. She's the type of girl to wear a slayer t-shirt and couldn't name 3 songs 💀
 
I watched the Download vlog, the first video ive watched of hers in ages. This is by far the worst ever dowload video she has done. No mention of bands, just a video of what she ate and wore. It is clear she was just going because she got it for free and for the clickable views.
She has just gotten so self obsessed and fake I'm surprised she is still getting the views.
 
For reasons I can't quite decipher I watched the vlog this morning and it was dire - I have no idea how she has any viewers left at all. It's just her going on with herself about the most mundane things and contains no useful information about how to actually plan/prep for a festival.

Once at Download there was no useful or interesting footage - no information about the facilities or park layout, no talk of which bands were playing or anything like that. The scene with the hat was hilarious - she obviously was expecting a discount or freebie because she's an 'influencer' (I'd love to know if she actually tried playing that card off camera) and the stall vendor was having none of it 😆. Also loving her mate's boyfriend who clearly thinks she's a total head.
 
So I decided to watch Helen’s download vlog… I’m sorry, but what an absolute pile of tit that was. The first half is just her usual vlogging crap of her mumbling into the tiny mic and showing mundane life stuff that she does anyway.

What was the point of this video? She could’ve filmed this in any field and not gone to the festival at all? Also, her boyfriend seems to be her perfect match - god his voice is grating…

can’t believe she earns enough to pay her bills with this dire content
 
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