Helen Anderson #31 Bigger or smaller, always a twit, never more than when wearing her “beerslut” hat

[Gothgirl1990]

I can't believe she's selling those typoed items at full price!

 

[leelaloola]

I can't believe she's selling those typoed items at full price!

I’d be mortified that they were even seen on the website, let alone keep them on there and ask full price. Embarrassing.

 

[cheesemonger]

I was going to post the exact thing! She's gone from her fanny munching on her jeans too now her butt munching the jeans!

I’d be mortified that they were even seen on the website, let alone keep them on there and ask full price. Embarrassing.

I’m sure she will only realise the mistakes when she stalks Tattle next.

 

[Rymuffin]

I’m sure she will only realise the mistakes when she stalks Tattle next.

Oh no, shes well aware, people have been very vocal in her ig comment section. She is just laughing it off as part of her charm

 

[charlavail]

every time i see her boyfriend i'm like ????? girl please i know you have your faults but surely you could do better? is she that desperate for love and attention?

 

[Jesuschristo]

every time i see her boyfriend i'm like ????? girl please i know you have your faults but surely you could do better? is she that desperate for love and attention?

This is Helen ‘can’t be alone for more than 5 ‘mins’ Anderson we’re taking about, so yes

 

[Tyla73]

every time i see her boyfriend i'm like ????? girl please i know you have your faults but surely you could do better? is she that desperate for love and attention?

I actually think they really suit - he seems to be pretty similar to her in terms of lifestyle, not-a-job ‘job’, all over social media, thinks he’s cooler than he is. And he’s in no rush to move in either which is a massive improvement in Helga boyfriend terms. Helen herself is no great catch

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

every time i see her boyfriend i'm like ????? girl please i know you have your faults but surely you could do better? is she that desperate for love and attention?

Feel mean but this really made me think of Helen and Katy Brand

 

[LdsLdsLds]

The download outfits reel is here.

Fun festival Helen is dead. We are now in 'carefully curated to look effortlessly cool but just looking effortless' festival Helen era.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The download outfits reel is here.

Fun festival Helen is dead. We are now in 'carefully curated to look effortlessly cool but just looking effortless' festival Helen era.

Good luck to her if the weather goes typical Download week weather. I can’t imagine those red cowboy boots being any good in mud.

 

[barbiegirl2000]

Good luck to her if the weather goes typical Download week weather. I can’t imagine those red cowboy boots being any good in mud.

Can’t imagine they’d be comfortable to be stood around walking all day in either.
Honestly you’d think she’d never been to a festival before

 

[AB3]

Sweety doggy doo website is full of typos and mistakes.

And plagiarism.

 

[screamqueen]

Can’t imagine they’d be comfortable to be stood around walking all day in either.
Honestly you’d think she’d never been to a festival before

That first outfit with the long fringey kimono. She does understand the toilet situation at Download right?! Why would you want to wear something so long and dangly that’s ultimately going to be dipped in mud and piss and tit

 

[LdsLdsLds]

That first outfit with the long fringey kimono. She does understand the toilet situation at Download right?! Why would you want to wear something so long and dangly that’s ultimately going to be dipped in mud and piss and tit

Because after years of following them Little Lies have finally sent her some free garmz and she's desperate for more

 

[Donnie Darko]

Am I the only one that thinks her Download outfits are hideous? The cow dress and boots just don’t go together? Also the part where she says about being in the pit… I don’t think this woman has ever been in a pit in her life

 

[screamqueen]

Am I the only one that thinks her Download outfits are hideous? The cow dress and boots just don’t go together? Also the part where she says about being in the pit… I don’t think this woman has ever been in a pit in her life

Oh, they’re all vile.

 

[Binx]

her boyfriend is absolutely horrendous looking, my god.

 

[CapnPancakes]

Also the part where she says about being in the pit… I don’t think this woman has ever been in a pit in her life

Except maybe the sofa duvet pit.

 

[Juststopit]

I swear I'm not a prude but Jesus bleeping christ this woman needs to put on some bleeping clothes. We get it Helen, you lost weight. I cant open instragram in public anymore because there's a 50 50 chance it will just be Helens flaps
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And the worst part is how smug she'll be reading this (and you know shes reading it), and knowing its irrating. You're so cool Helen.

 

[oh_really]

I swear I'm not a prude but Jesus bleeping christ this woman needs to put on some bleeping clothes. We get it Helen, you lost weight. I cant open instragram in public anymore because there's a 50 50 chance it will just be Helens flaps
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And the worst part is how smug she'll be reading this (and you know shes reading it), and knowing its irrating. You're so cool Helen.

What makes it worse is the nude coloured pants and the pale skin.