Greenmonstera
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Guessing she’s moved him in already predictable
Oh my god, you’ve perfectly summed up everything I’ve wanted to say, without even having to say a wordSomehow ended up on an old vlog from the Mark days and the difference is actually hilarious! Anyone else remember Helen’s Regatta/house wife phase? Got me thinking about the different characters she plays depending on who she’s bleeping at the time.
When she was with maff she was alternative and had a Norfolk accent.
With Mark came the homely hiking documentary maker. Remember that when standard vlogs were beneath her?
Phil - Waynetta slob. Not much else to say
And now she’s with the chav and she owns a shell suit.
Helen this dress is too small, your lining has ridden up because it’s too snug! Buy a bigger size
It makes it look like she’s flashing her Bridget Jones knickers.Helen this dress is too small, your lining has ridden up because it’s too snug! Buy a bigger size
Read tattle and made an excuse have we
As if she has posted this and not realised…Helen this dress is too small, your lining has ridden up because it’s too snug! Buy a bigger size
Guessing she’s moved him in already predictable
I always assumed more poser. She almost exclusively shops at ASOS so her style always seems mainstream despite what she thinks, doesn't go to many gigs at all and seems to be mostly into country music. She seems to think that having tattoos makes her alternative.Okay question to those who are following her for years, is Helen like a real quirky alt rocker chick or is she just a massive poser? Like I just can't put my finger on it, her house decor, her fashion, she just seems like a fake to me.
And if she does go to gigs it’s only download festival cause she’s soooo alternativeI always assumed more poser. She almost exclusively shops at ASOS so her style always seems mainstream despite what she thinks, doesn't go to many gigs at all and seems to be mostly into country music. She seems to think that having tattoos makes her alternative.
Wow. First time posting here. A TikTok ad of hers came up and I was just completely transported back to 2015-2018 when I used to watch her. The last I watched she was renovating her new house with “maff” I can’t (I can actually) believe they’re divorced. What the hell have I missed since then?
One day I just stopped watching her and never came back and just completely forgot she ever existed until now. Wow.
Hard agree. And she only goes to Download as she is usually gifted it.Actually really sad that she was essentially saying she’s only excited about Christmas and feeling happier within herself because she has a partner again.
I know she claims to have had therapy but that is not the musings of someone who has addressed their issues if you ask me.
Same old Helen.