Already saying “our loft” how long until she gifts Phil with a ‘death do us part necklace’ I wonder
Helen and the racist sombrero makes its appearance again. (It’s cultural appropriation dahhhhhling.)
Bootcamp she says they’re exercising in a group of 10 - but the guidelines for covid group exercise is being a group of up to 5 people.
Also she completely slobbers kisses on another persons dog... just for that person to stroke it... covid 19 anyone?
She didn’t think sorting out a van hire would be that difficult.... in a pandemic...has she forgotten covid is still a thing?
She really can’t stop mining for that nose gold can she
Shows off her mask to Josie... you realise you’re not supposed to man handle the thing with your crusty unclean booger fingers... kinda defeats the object if you’ve already contaminated the damn thing...
£840 spent on ikea garage shelving - not including all the other crap she bought for the kitchen an what not. Teaches people how to check items are in store on their website. Jesus.
According to Helen, an Ikea test is a REAL test for a couple (
) and they’re stressed before they’ve even got through the door.
Annnnnd yes 100% confirmed, she did not wear a mask to ikea... even though it was the day after she filmed how much she loved her mask in the June faves. Absolute idiot.
She still can’t keep those pesky little fingers from going up the snout.
Complains about feeling stressed while scanning things because she ASSUMES people in queues will be huffy and impatient, (despite not actually experiencing anyone doing this to her) she says “
duck ‘em they can
bleeping wait”...... who are you talking about? You just said it was fine and nothing happened? Is this describing how YOU are in queues, Helen?
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And then... I was ‘Ungray” but Phil wouldn’t let her stop to get some lunch, he says no because it was only 3pm and you can wait till you get home - it’s only 2 hours.... “
bleeping 2 hours” ...........wait... wut... why are you letting this cretin decide when you can eat? Despite saying you only had breakfast that day? Wow. Controlllllllllling.
More fingers up the schnoz
She admits the ikea haul video wasn’t going to be that exciting...
More finger to nose nuzzling.
Blames her “storm head” (humid weather) for making her drowsy and a bit woahhhh (could also be the booze and other substances, love)
Green flickering seizures at the end of her Vlog - at this point I think she’s bored her camera to death
Big old pick and flick of the old nose mine
Off for a not very social distance walk with hiking people (aka Mark’s friends), stands right near them with no mask. “fun fact” Stop right there Helen, no.
Also she tried to make her dogs hike along but Diane wasn’t having it. They’re TINY dogs.... What are you even doing? I won’t be surprised if the have absolutely fucked knees after being made to hike like that.
bleeping hell.
MINI MAGNUM in the party bath - what happened you Nuii? Not so favourite after all? Took the money, ate the ice cream and rannnnn back to magnum
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