Helen Anderson #16 can't be alone, can't stay at home.

How long until Helga quits her latest skating obsession?

  • When the next influencer fad happens

    Votes: 116 28.4%

  • When the next boyfriend happens and she leeches on to his hobby

    Votes: 132 32.4%

  • When lockdown is over and she's too busy catching up on everything she 'missed out' on

    Votes: 155 38.0%

  • When her wheels finally collapse under her and she can't be arsed to fix them

    Votes: 34 8.3%

  • When Fiwl becomes an IG skating pro influencer and old Jelly Belly gets the green eye

    Votes: 34 8.3%

  • When she smacks her head on the pavement because she's too 'kewl' to wear a helmet

    Votes: 61 15.0%

  • She won't, she will just keep on whining like a little bitch about constructive criticism

    Votes: 26 6.4%

  • She will never quit! Skating is her new personality. She's so quirky and kewl.

    Votes: 24 5.9%

  • I don't care, I just wish she'd stay home and stop breaking covid rules

    Votes: 147 36.0%
  • Total voters
    408
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Nopesorry123 said:
One day is actually avoidance of the problem and would make tackling the issue more daunting and challenging
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Her whole life is dedicated to avoiding her real issues - a lot of her lethargy and motivation problems are caused by the fact that she doesn’t have enough to do, rather than having too much on her plate.

luckyblue said:
The “scruffy old moxies” is a good insight into how her warped consumerist brain works considering they’re only a few months old and have hardly any use.
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As soon as I heard that comment I assumed a new pair of skates are in the horizom - she’s completely transparent.
 
rosejaxon19 said:
Can’t believe she’s flogging band tees now 🤦🏻‍♀️ She’s a 100% all about the “image” with her band, what with the non stop “photo shoots” and merch.
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Why would anyone buy a t shirt for a band with literally two songs? Why would a band with two songs think they have enough of a fan base who want to buy said t shirts?

'Nice t shirt, what does it mean?'

'They're my new favourite band! They only have two songs and mainly stand around taking photos and looking grubby but I'm sure they have loads in the pipeline'
 
Tom_Nook said:
'Nice t-shirt, what does it mean?'
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"Well, the girl who wrote it about her rushed relationship with a guy she got with as soon as her three-month marriage broke down, because she can't be alone.

It's her telling him that he doesn't have to impress her because she is so desperate to have a companion that he already won her over the first day he replied to her on a dating app.

But now that relationship is over, she's moved onto the next guy already so she's trying to make "relax be cool" a phrase for the pandemic, all while she helps the spread of corona by breaking lockdown and covid rules by mixing with as many people as possible.

"Relax, be cool. I can't be alone because I'm so desperate and lonely, I'm too busy going out spreading Corona" was a bit too long to fit on the t-shirt... but they just put a massive ugly orange asterisks shape on there to represent the virus shape, so you get the message."

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Actually the orange on the poster looks like a sales sticker 🤣

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Lunamoon22 said:
"Well, the girl who wrote it about her rushed relationship with a guy she got with as soon as her three-month marriage broke down, because she can't be alone.

It's her telling him that he doesn't have to impress her because she is so desperate to have a companion that he already won her over the first day he replied to her on a dating app.

But now that relationship is over, she's moved onto the next guy already so she's trying to make "relax be cool" a phrase for the pandemic, all while she helps the spread of corona by breaking lockdown and covid rules by mixing with as many people as possible.

"Relax, be cool. I can't be alone because I'm so desperate and lonely, I'm too busy going out spreading Corona" was a bit too long to fit on the t-shirt... but they just put a massive ugly orange asterisks shape on there to represent the virus shape, so you get the message."

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Actually the orange on the poster looks like a sales sticker 🤣

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Holy shit, Luna I'm dying at this entire post 🤣🤣🤣
 
AB3 said:
How is this thread nearly finished 🤣
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I know, it's crazy!!

Definitely would vote for Luna's "SHE'S DIVORCED, SHE'S A SMOKER, SHE'S READY FOR FIWL TO IMPREG HER WITH HIS POKER" for the next thread

Influensters said:
I need to know if my icon is amazing or terrible.
It’s time for a change and I thought, why not make everyone on the forum feel Helen’s watchful gaze..
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What is it, I can't work it out 🙈
 
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