Helen Anderson #13 please read! ClutchandNOPE!

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artieziff92 said:
Also I just noticed from Maff's Insta that he seemingly started therapy as soon as he split up with Helen. She should've done the same instead of waiting 3 years for things to get really bad. I mean, I'm glad she's getting therapy now but duck she should've been on that tit. As crappy as she is it makes me feel bad for her that she spent 3 years pretending to be okay.
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He started therapy before they were married
 
Emmapism said:
'I have a romance for scents'
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Lunamoon22 said:
"The scent of our happiness" in her diary
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When I read these I seriously heard them in Steve Coogan’s voice. Now when I think about it there is something of the ‘accidental Partridge’ about how she communicates sometimes. And something of the “real”Partridge about how she can suck the life from a situation in an instant with her overwhelming demand for control/what she wants from someone that in that particular monent

“It’s Helga Partridge - “AAH HAA”!

duck! I’ve also just realised they’re also both from Norfolk!

(not sure if this has been brought up before)
 
I can’t stop laughing at those pictures of fil.
who’s idea was this whole instagram bf thing I wonder? He already has a normal job and seems like the dullest bleeping dish water there is so why would he want to / think he can be an influencer?? The car insta is fair enough, if you have a hobby and it’s niche then I get the interest in setting an account up for it but who, WHO cares what fils 5 favourite t shirts are??
I remember when she started turning Maff into an influencer bf with his blue hair you could tell it was the beginning of the end of their relationship
 
:ROFLMAO: she thinks she's so individual with this 'cowgirl' look doesn't she. I honestly think her style has gone downhill and looks awful.
That hair! No helen you are not Stevie Nicks!

Bring.. Back.. The... Bob
Remove.. The...clown... Lips
Please.. Stop.. With.. The... Eyeshadow
 
AB3 said:
Are we ignoring that she took a shot at the start of this reel. What's the point of it?
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Lol she wrote a DISCLAIMER. It was a shot of espresso. She did it to look 'KEWL' 🤣

She's such a loser 🤣
 
ekl2000 said:
Who’s asking her to take a shot at 11am anyway? Why does alcohol (real or substitute) have to feature in everything she does? ITS NOT A PERSONALITY TRAIT ITS A PROBLEM.
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Right?! I dont even understand what the point in her having a shot of espresso was for?
And this is purely the film snob in me but I bet she has never even seen The Good The Bad And The Ugly. That eye make-up screamed 80s rather than wild west, she couldve gone for a more warm, coppery look imo.
 
Lunamoon22 said:
❗❗PLEASE READ ❗❗

Look who's modelling their top 5 t-shirts..

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Could have washed your hair Filwhip 🤢🤢🤢

This reminds me of when Helen made Maff model his tshirt for her desperate attempt at turning him into a wannabe influencer....

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weren’t these t shirts gifted to mark? I swear they were!
 
I think a lot of stuff she puts online now is a wind up/trying to get at trolls which brings on more trolling.

Also think the rock n roll persona is part of the cover for her behaviour. if anyone she knows in real life asks about all the drinking she can saw naw man that's just me putting on a rock n rowell lifestyle for the vlogs with Fiwell.
 
I'm sure this has been commented on before but she doesnt really seem to like phil. She makes snide comments at his behaviour in the vlogs that he doesnt listen to her, she hates him watching car videos in the morning and that he eats too much. The recent instagram stories of her whinging about him not putting out the bins are just cringe. I get everyone has little annoyances in relationships but bitching to your followers seems like a power play move more than anything and if shes that snide in vlogs I kind of wonder what she says behind the scenes to him.
 
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