Harry & Meghan #59 Nah nah naaahh nah, nah nah naaah nah, heeey-eeyy, goodbye!

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Right, I've decided ole Phil isn't going to die, he phoned Charlie boy and said he wanted to see him, Charlie boy goes in, washes his hands, puts on a clean mask and wee goonie, goes in, stands at the end off ole Pa's bec and get read the riot act about stopping all handbag harry's money, stop paying for the security and telling him to find a tunnel..........

Too much? 😬

Two tunnels.........scabies 😶
 
Harry started his gruesome 'private jet on standby' on Thursday Feb 18
A senior Oprah producer requested Aftica ITV documentary footage from ITV in the days before Thursday 11
Friday 12. Chris Ship ITV asks the Sussexes if Oprah is filming a documentary with them
Saturday 13/Sunday 14. Sussexes finalise Oprah contract
Tuesday 15-Friday 19. Filming of interview (according to the Sun)
Friday 19 afternoon. Oprah boards jet and returns to Hawaii Estate.

The harkles saga is so convoluted because they lie ALL the time. I've written down the timeline for this week. I feel like I need a proper timeline because they go back and forth too much!
Warby summary judgement was released on Thursday Feb 11.
Then Sunday Feb 14 was the surrogacy announcement.
Monday Feb 15 was Tell All with Oprah. (Chris Ship announced when they started filming already according to the latest news)
in between these is when the harkles started spewing nonsense on how they will respect the Queen blah blah blah. When did Hazza say he will "fly back" on private jet?
Thursday Feb 18 was PP admitted to the hospital.
Friday Feb 19 was when the Queen released the statement telling them to f off
Now they're saying Oprah holds nothing back in the interview

I am probably missing some things. Feel free to edit.
 
Now just a thought.
We know Prince Philip has gone into hospital for a few days on several occasions before. It could be from time to time he gets a blockage and has to be cleaned out. TMI sorry.

And after Friday’s announcement he summoned Charles and told Charles if he wants to preserve the monarchy, he must never see Harry again, and cut him off completely and that is what has made Charles cry.

I know we are all expecting the inevitable, but I would much rather look at alternatives.

Right, I've decided ole Phil isn't going to die, he phoned Charlie boy and said he wanted to see him, Charlie boy goes in, washes his hands, puts on a clean mask and wee goonie, goes in, stands at the end off ole Pa's bec and get read the riot act about stopping all handbag harry's money, stop paying for the security and telling him to find a tunnel..........

Too much? 😬

Two tunnels.........scabies 😶

You posted whilst I was thinking exactly the same theory... great minds think alike!!
 
Right, I've decided ole Phil isn't going to die, he phoned Charlie boy and said he wanted to see him, Charlie boy goes in, washes his hands, puts on a clean mask and wee goonie, goes in, stands at the end off ole Pa's bec and get read the riot act about stopping all handbag harry's money, stop paying for the security and telling him to find a tunnel..........

Too much? 😬

Two tunnels.........scabies 😶

Too much? 😬
Tunnels, yes, but does anyone know where Daniel Craig is? 🤫
 

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Oh God. if Oprah team have asked ITV for Africa footage then it can only mean one thing. They are going to pedal out the whole ‘nobody asked if I’m ok’ rubbish again. I can’t bear to watch. But it’s like a car crash and you just have to rubberneck to see what’s happening. I think I will stick to the DM reports of it because they will be more entertaining and I’ll still get an idea what’s gone on!
 
Harry started his gruesome 'private jet on standby' on Thursday Feb 18
A senior Oprah producer requested Aftica ITV documentary footage from ITV in the days before Thursday 11
Friday 12. Chris Ship ITV asks the Sussexes if Oprah is filming a documentary with them
Saturday 13/Sunday 14. Sussexes finalise Oprah contract
Tuesday 15-Friday 19. Filming of interview (according to the Sun)
Friday 19 afternoon. Oprah boards jet and returns to Hawaii Estate.

Thank you! ❤
 
Now just a thought.
We know Prince Philip has gone into hospital for a few days on several occasions before. It could be from time to time he gets a blockage and has to be cleaned out. TMI sorry.

And after Friday’s announcement he summoned Charles and told Charles if he wants to preserve the monarchy, he must never see Harry again, and cut him off completely and that is what has made Charles cry.

I know we are all expecting the inevitable, but I would much rather look at alternatives.



You posted whilst I was thinking exactly the same theory... great minds think alike!!
I've heard a rumour tonight 4th hand from medical friends on the London private hospital circuit that PP has another UTI and is very confused.

He got one when he was sitting on that freezing cold barge going down the Thames for the pageant in 2012 and was in hospital for 5 nights.

Confusion is distressing and makes people difficult to deal with and UTIs can become extremely serious, even fatal.
 
I'm sure they're going to wheel out Archie on the TV tit show, as a surefire way of boosting viewing figures. So many folks apparently saying they're not going to watch it but I bet they do if it's hinted the boy will be in it. Actually they'll probably drop the hints but then only show him briefly from behind or some such foolery.
 
So if Oprah has spent several days filming it's not a 90 min interview in a studio. It's going to be highly edited.

Also why did she need to hire a flight to go next door to her house? They are neighbours aren't they?

Roll on the pityfest I won't be watching if its showman here and will be trying to avoid all coverage of it unless it's in here.
It says leaving California
 
I've heard a rumour tonight 4th hand from medical friends that PP has another UTI and is very confused.

He got one when he was sitting on that freezing cold barge going down the Thames for the pageant in 2012 and was in hospital for 5 nights.

Confusion is distressing and makes people difficult to deal with and UTIs can become extremely serious, even fatal.

UTIs are absolutely horrible things. He's in the hands of a good critical care team, no doubt.
 
Harry started his gruesome 'private jet on standby' on Thursday Feb 18
A senior Oprah producer requested Aftica ITV documentary footage from ITV in the days before Thursday 11
Friday 12. Chris Ship ITV asks the Sussexes if Oprah is filming a documentary with them
Saturday 13/Sunday 14. Sussexes finalise Oprah contract
Tuesday 15-Friday 19. Filming of interview (according to the Sun)
Friday 19 afternoon. Oprah boards jet and returns to Hawaii Estate.

H&m knew the result of titles etc before Valentine’s Day baby announcement ...before filming Oprah. So the resulting interview might be nasty .

Harry can’t have been self isolating from Thursday 18 as Oprah and film crew there
 
So, given that Gangan has been very magnanimous and called them both "much loved family members"...there is still the big elephant in the room

Why no congratulations?

They have managed to release the "statement" and the
I'm sure they're going to wheel out Archie on the TV tit show, as a surefire way of boosting viewing figures. So many folks apparently saying they're not going to watch it but I bet they do if it's hinted the boy will be in it. Actually they'll probably drop the hints but then only show him briefly from behind or some such foolery.
I would laugh if they brought out “Archie”
and he takes one look at them and says where’s my mummy and why do you call me Archie My names ( insert name here)
After all the boy on the Christmas photo looks older than Archie so would be able to say more than the average nearly 2 year old
Stifled laughing from Puke and Douches
Oh he’s only joking he’s so grown up for his age
 
So ITV were inadvertently alerted to the Oprah interview by a producer requesting footage from ITV??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Honestly, they are soooo unlucky 😂😂😂
It's hilarious. Looks like ITV fished a bit and asked 'innocently' for the name of the production and Boom!

There's an alternative theory that Megz was being difficult on the contract so Oprah's team leaked it accidentally-on-purpose to bounce the Harkles into signing.
 
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