Cinnamon.girl
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That's our Hazznoballs, concise, lucid and statesmanlike. Yes, our Prince of the realm and 6th in line to the Throne stood in front of the world's press, holding an oversized plastic infant which he pretended was his son. He was accompanied by his wife whose midriff was blown up by a cushion and anchored by a strap under her armpits.Also I know people say he accidentally said two weeks but equally he said two weeks. As in people say babies change so much in two weeks. Not that this baby has changed in 2 weeks just that babies do.
Clinging together and stroking and patting the silicone doll, they gushed about its "progress" from shipping carton to a lace shawl in Hazznoballs's arms. You couldn't make it up.
(It's my personal opinion that they committed a massive fraud here, but I know there are people who believe that was a real baby).
Did you notice one of the "micro-expressions" on her face when he waffled about "two weeks"? When he failed to hit the On button that should have made Darren twitch or pass wind for the paps, they left!