OOOH, Skidmore Missouri. True story. A lil town terrorised by a bully and his feral family. He was a child raping thieving stock stealing snarling ball of hate. One day he was shot to death in his truck in front of the whole town. In fact the people had just finished gathering at a meeting to discuss how to deal with the bully so the town centre was heaving with people leaving the meeting. But nobody saw a thing. Nada. Zilch.
Ken McElroy. The book is called In Broad Daylight. Highly recommended.
Yeah, they could do a Ken McElroy on hazza and none of the thousands on the Mall would admit to seeing anything.
"No officer, I just looked away for a second and when I looked back there he was, tumbling arse over tits off the balcony in a dive that Tom Daley would be proud of".
We already have that. It's called Digital Spy.
Aww jazus.
He'll be like my bro who got a James Bond style kit from Santa one year and wore the massive green plastic ring that had a compass and a secret compartment in it for weeks. He kept a fruit polo in the secret compartment. You can imagine how that evolved. Sticky/messy.
bleeping nutter.
Yo Meggy! Buy him one of these too. Then he can wear it round his neck and impress his
baby sitters minders. Might make up for the full pilot's licence he failed to achieve.