Harry & Meghan #51 The Fresh Prince of Hot Air: from Royal stock to laughing stock

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In regards to the podcast, who is their targeted audience? their sugar cult? There aren't that many of them in order to deem themselves as "successful" with all the views... No one in the UK likes them... I don't think the Americans care about them or their "star-studded" podcast. I am sure most of the views they are getting are from the media and curious minds so we have something to talk about here on tattle. 😆
 
Just_me1954 said:
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Desperation is setting in. The Royals are aghast at Meghan Markle’s latest antics. She hired Sunshine Sachs with the brief “To repair an...

Desperation is setting in. The Royals are aghast at Meghan Markle’s latest antics. She hired Sunshine Sachs with the brief “To repair and re-build my damaged image.” She has now decided to increase her spending on PR representation to over £250,000 every month! It has been revealed that she ha...
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Desperation setting in.
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I'm not good with sums but they are obviously shelling out way more than their income. These quotes below the article are asking some pertinent questions:

'Just from where or whom is she getting the money to float this kind of operation? The pr alone is now costing £3,000,000 per annum.They not only are paying the pr firms but also are paying for inclusions in various magazines and newspapers, like the NYT stunt. Their bottom line is probably close to £6,000,000 per annum if not more. The mortgage and upkeep on the house alone is a huge drain. Add in their multitudinous numbers of lawyers in both sides of the Atlantic, financial advisors, tax advisors, personal and household staff, then their outgo exceeds their income by light years.

Who has the liquidity necessary to support such a venture? And how does this prodigious amount of investment benefit whoever or whatever in the long run?

IMHO, the key to all lies within Soho House. Markus, with his discretion and contacts, is the link to whoever or whatever is funding the california mountbatten-windsors. I don't believe that the mountbatten-windsors have a clue as to from where the money is actually coming. When their usefulness is over, the rivers of monies will dry up'

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Facehugger said:
Well according to the urban dictionary, if women want to do the Roast Chicken to their bloke, it involves aids strapped to them (Merkin wouldn't have a problem with that if moonbump rumours are true) so I don't think pegging makes much of a difference whether involved or not! 🤣🤣🤭
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I feel really stupid at asking this....forgive my ignorance... what is doing a " roast chicken " and what is " pegging " Sorry, sheltered life?
 
DandyTandy said:
In regards to the podcast, who is their targeted audience? their sugar cult? There aren't that many of them in order to deem themselves as "successful" with all the views... No one in the UK likes them... I don't think the Americans care about them or their "star-studded" podcast. I am sure most of the views they are getting are from the media and curious minds so we have something to talk about here on tattle. 😆
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Their target audience is everyone, of course, because who wouldn’t want to hear what these shockingly intelligent celebrities have to say about important issues? And of course, when everyone hears how amazing they are and they build up their huge fan base, there’s simply no way that granny will revoke their titles and other privileges, because there will be sheer outrage from all corners of the globe.
 
freda19 said:
It amuses me that the one thing that hazza is fixated on protecting is his military time and patronages. He knows it is the only thing near to being a job that he has ever done in his life. He clutches it like a favourite teddy bear and protects it because to lose that makes it obvious what a useless little tit he's always been. It's quite laughable that it was built on a lie from the get go when his exam results were massaged (that's 'cheated' to you and me) to get him into Sandhurst in the first place.He couldn't even manage the two passes needed on his own merits, yet he clings to that bye ball gifted career like a koala to a gumtree. Again, even though he failed to pass the army exams needed for a fully qualified chopper pilot and was relegated to co-pilot only.
Those pretty uniforms were his lifeline and losing them is killing him.
I wish Brenda would appoint the new patronages so that he knows the door is firmly closed on the dress up box and he can no longer strut like a peacock at military and Royal events.
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I do like that expression of yours cling like a "koala to a gumtree"
 
Today's UK Podcast charts:

Spotify : Great Britain : Top Podcasts Podcast Charts - Top Podcasts (Updated

View 50 top podcasts from Spotify : Great Britain : Top Podcasts and view historical chart positions. Updated daily.
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1. The Joe Rogan Experience
2. Shagged Married Annoyed...
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15. My Dad Wrote a Porno
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16. No Such Thing As A Fish
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17. Archewell CringeCast aka No Such Thing as an Archie....

They have spent close to a million on publicity for this. No. 17 was possibly not the result they were looking for...
 
Baguette said:
Today's UK Podcast charts:

Spotify : Great Britain : Top Podcasts Podcast Charts - Top Podcasts (Updated

View 50 top podcasts from Spotify : Great Britain : Top Podcasts and view historical chart positions. Updated daily.
chartable.com

1. The Joe Rogan Experience
2. Shagged Married Annoyed...
...
...
...

15. My Dad Wrote a Porno
...
16. No Such Thing As A Fish
....
17. Archewell CringeCast aka No Such Thing as an Archie....

They have spent close to a million on publicity for this. No. 17 was possibly not the result they were looking for...
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Are all these podcasts out today, or is it a chart of a number of days?
 
What will netflix feel about Spotify?
Netflix got their contract in first, but Spotify are seeing the fruits of their labours.
And which avenue will receive the exclusives? If it's Spotify then netflix won't be happy and what will be the point of watching and if netflix then vice versa.
I can't see the benefit of both until at least one is proven and which will be happy to wait?
 
Fredsnail said:
They need to learn to live within their means.

They have employed staff costing an estimated £1m, with dozens of PR staff - cut some and stop hiring.

Get a home you can afford, stop wasting money on recycling puff PR that makes you a laughing stock.

You are no longer working Royals, you don't need all of those staff until you have grown your business, get off your lazy arses and get your own hands dirty.

Grow your business from a small start, you think that's beneath you, but it's the only way your business will have longevity and respect.

Stop thinking everything and everyone is beneath you, listen and learn - you never know someone may know more than you.

Stop publicising every rainbow coloured, unicorn smelling fart you do, the world really doesn't care as we've bigger problems to worry about.

Stop suing the world, not everyone will agree with you or like you (and that doesn't make them racist, sexist or any other ist). You can't control other people's views or actions. That's life, get over it and learn to live with it.

Stop lecturing and being hypocritical, lead by example, actions speak louder than words.

Stop over rehearsing and trying to control everything. It makes you look unnatural, unbelievable and really bad at your job.

Pay attention to the small detail, the big stuff will take care of itself, people notice the finer stuff, and if you don't project perfect professionalism why on earth would they risk their money and reputation with you.

Turn the bloody light off yourselves, you name drop all these charities you do stuff for - but what do they actually do, what are their issues, successes, problems? Charities are not just for a 10 minute copyrighted photoshoot at your convenience.

Stop living beyond your means and running to your family to bail you out. The money you've burnt through in less than 12 months with nothing to show for it would fund a large family probably for more than a decade. Most of us have learnt that the bank of Mum and Dad stops when you have your own place.

You would have more respect if you were standing on your own 2 feet financially, and living a lifestyle following your beliefs and growing your business from the ground up.
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Well put 👏
 
mylifeisasillymoviefail said:
What will netflix feel about Spotify?
Netflix got their contract in first, but Spotify are seeing the fruits of their labours.
And which avenue will receive the exclusives? If it's Spotify then netflix won't be happy and what will be the point of watching and if netflix then vice versa.
I can't see the benefit of both until at least one is proven and which will be happy to wait?
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I cant see a long term future in either.

They have zero experience in either also.
 
Scotch Mist said:
I'm not good with sums but they are obviously shelling out way more than their income. These quotes below the article are asking some pertinent questions:

'Just from where or whom is she getting the money to float this kind of operation? The pr alone is now costing £3,000,000 per annum.They not only are paying the pr firms but also are paying for inclusions in various magazines and newspapers, like the NYT stunt. Their bottom line is probably close to £6,000,000 per annum if not more. The mortgage and upkeep on the house alone is a huge drain. Add in their multitudinous numbers of lawyers in both sides of the Atlantic, financial advisors, tax advisors, personal and household staff, then their outgo exceeds their income by light years.

Who has the liquidity necessary to support such a venture? And how does this prodigious amount of investment benefit whoever or whatever in the long run?

IMHO, the key to all lies within Soho House. Markus, with his discretion and contacts, is the link to whoever or whatever is funding the california mountbatten-windsors. I don't believe that the mountbatten-windsors have a clue as to from where the money is actually coming. When their usefulness is over, the rivers of monies will dry up'

😳😲🤯
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The best thing they could do to repair their image is to go away for a couple of years.

People will forget a lot of the drama and crap of the last 12 months.

Then come back with organised, well thought out, planned and meaningful projects.

That would be cheaper and better for them long term.

However their egos, vanity and constant need for publicity and approval along with instant gratification means this will never happen.
 
Fredsnail said:
The best thing they could do to repair their image is to go away for a couple of years.

People will forget a lot of the drama and crap of the last 12 months.

Then come back with organised, well thought out, planned and meaningful projects.

That would be cheaper and better for them long term.

However their egos, vanity and constant need for publicity and approval along with instant gratification means this will never happen.
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Or just go away forever and live privately
 
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