To be perfectly frank, and this has been bugging me for ages because it has popped up a few times in various ways since smeggy snared the ginger simpleton. I think Charlie boy was every bit as
bleep struck by smeggy as hazza was, but without the actual bumping uglies, I hope
I've read him say WTTE " Meghan will fit in well and cope well because she's tungston". He got that right, but not in the way he meant back then. He's paid her a few compliments over the time of the engagement and wedding and been pictured grinning at her cutesy-wutesy mannerisms with saliva dribbling down his chin ... and he walked that battered showbiz
bleep on legs down the aisle, an honour she must have dreamed of all her life.
Men of tattle please look away.Sorry in advance, but
It's a man thing isn't it? To dribble and drool over a pretty face and braless wobbly lady bumps accompanied by a well used fanny, a cute foreign accent and gleaming white teeth?
A person we were required to deal with regularly used to have her tits on display in low cut tight tops all the time, summer, winter, at the school gates, First Communions, Confirmations ... tits out there wobbling and bouncing for Ireland. During visits to my home (unfortunately necessary at times
)I watched in fascination as my OH conversed with her tits when required to speak to her. I asked him privately to please not do that, it was embarrassing ... he said he
didn't do it ... and continued doing it. So one day I said to him in front of her "Sweetheart ( sarcasm overload) try talking to Polly's face. I'm sure you consistently talking to her breasts makes her uncomfortable(EXTREME sarcasm cos we both knew she didn't give a flying
duck)." He was mortified, but she just laughed, because she knew what she/he was doing and was enjoying the power her massive weapons of male destruction gave her. My OH didn't speak to me(or my tits
) for two days. Bliss.
Anyhoo the point is he genuinely wasn't aware he was doing it. And Charlie was the same. Captain Oblivious. So I could picture him and hazza comforting the little waif in her distress and offering advice on how to deal with her awful daddy, because both of them are/were
bleep struck fools.