Piglet&Pooh
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What on earth happened to Markus? He looks like a completely different person.
Being around Megain seems to age everyone several decades! Harry even had hair when they married.
What on earth happened to Markus? He looks like a completely different person.
But why?
What has cheese ever done to deserve that kind of insult?
Does CDAN not like cheese?
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The Ho is a succubus!! (Crosses self). She ticks every bloody box!Markus and the old Ozempic??
Let me know when that's on, got some time to kill over Christmas.I would bet my house on the fact that 99.9% of those who tried to watch ‘Polo’ would have preferred to watch 5 hours on the History of Cheese instead.
Give me your address. I’ll send you some paint and you can watch it dry.Let me know when that's on, got some time to kill over Christmas.
All those naked ladies on his arms, none appear to be VictoriaDaily Express
"David Beckham accidentally reveals the royal he has framed in his office in new video...
"In a selfie video uploaded to Instagram, David moved his front-facing camera to show his usually “tidy” office, which had been covered in small elves for Christmas. ..Before moving the camera to show these elves, a photograph of the late Queen Elizabeth II could be seen framed on the wall behind him....While David did not comment on the photograph, some were quick to point out the frame."
“David Beckham dining with the Royals - only a matter of time for the Knighthood. Will be well deserved.”
"Lets hope you get the knighthood you deserve!"
"Beckham has also shown plenty of admiration to the monarchy in the past and queued alongside members of the public for over 12 hours to see the late Queen lying-in-state.!"
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Apparently he has 70 tattoos! A love letter to his family.
All that ink! It must be like going to bed with a newspaper.
I know who I believe.
I know who I believe.
I have a defected Bengal who has now decided pole dancing with the lamp until iit falls is his new gift to the world…every 5minutes! He’s massive so you’ll need some strength!I’ve got a cat you can have!
She’s very annoying at the moment…whinging ginger!
The thing is even the showrunner for the Polo documentary said that they were extremely hands-on, but now Harry and Meghan are like we had nothing to do with it as we had no control over what was included in the documentary.
See…that right there is why I want Tattlers to solve my murderWe will of course.
But what if it wasn't Samantha?
What if Samantha's known hatred of you was used by somebody else?
Somebody would get away with murder.
It happens ...all the time.
I figure that Hair and Meg are waiting for the Wales to release theirs so they can release on same day to steal their thunderWhats happened to the Royal Family xmas cards this year? Have I missed them?
What was the other project that they said they had no control over. Can't remember if it was a flop or something nasty.
It's never them even when it comes from their own mouths.
And some balls! He lost those quicker than his hairBeing around Megain seems to age everyone several decades! Harry even had hair when they married.
Mine are ginger, too! (But they're boys)I’ve got a cat you can have!
She’s very annoying at the moment…whinging ginger!
That's useful to know. Thank you. The day may yet come - and it could be sooner than they think.I’ve got access to a trebuchet if anyone needs one…
(This is actually true)
See…that right there is why I want Tattlers to solve my murder
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Whats happened to the Royal Family xmas cards this year? Have I missed them?