Harry & Meghan #470 Only fools and yacht girls

[wisebutwild]

STRUMPET!

Such an under-used and under-appreciated epithet. ❤ I've resolved to find a chance to use it every day.

How about ‘brazen hussy’ ….. one of my mother’s favourite phrases……

I remember her calling Angela Ripon one when she was on the Morecambe and Wise Show. The moment she appeared from behind her pretend newsdesk and flashed her legs right up to her fufu before doing her dance routine that was it. From that time on my mother forever referred to Angela as “that brazen hussy’s reading the news again.”

 

[shoppingaddict123]

Rumour has it she has her eyes set on Ashley Cole ….. just to prove where others have failed she can be triumphant !

The footballer Ashley Cole?? lol

 

[wibble]

In the end Kamala Harris was Markled.

Markled by implication.

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Shiny new thread:

Harry and Meghan #471 Where’s Harry…? Alive and grifting

Congratulations to President Elect @Moronic for winning the election of the latest thread title :) Try not to lord it over us ;) A difficult race, the winner was tucked away on page 19! Hurrah!! Anyway, I have no idea what's going on so please recap for me

tattle.life

 

[Elainne]

Ahahahah that house they said they bought is not even constructed. And I think that they are not going anywhere. If anyone, Hazno will crawl back to England. Or South Africa where, weirdly enough, he feels safer.

In my daydreams I like to imagine that one day in the near future Harold fancies doing a bit of skydiving to keep his hand in, being the Errol Flynn cum milk tray man about jungle that he is.
He decides to arrive in style at his next visit to his African family, but due to his pilot having a hidden hatred for the brave legend that Harold is (in his own brain) because of a long ago slight made in Harolds army days, when his father was called a ragga ragga muffin (the pilots father not Charles) things don't go to plan.
At an opportune moment the pilot shouts to wake Harold up and tells him it's time to jump from the plane, as he floats down he realises that he is directly above the very area in Lesotho where he will be assured of an exceedingly warm (stoke the pot lads) welcome.