Harry & Meghan #469 wave pool wanker

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DanDanTheIceCreamMan said:
Congrats to @Hula flight for putting what we were all thinking so eloquently. Bravo (hope it gets past the censors ;) )



In the latest instalment of the H&M show, H jumped the shark and took up 'surfing'



They have also apparently bought a home in Portugal 🤷‍♀️

KCIII and QC are currently doing stuff in Oz

Please recap anything I haven't read about ;)
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Thankyou! I'm honoured! Carry on....
 
Thanks @DanDanTheIceCreamMan for starting this new thread and thanks to @Hula flight for the fabulous title.

If this ‘Wave Pool Wanker’ vid is from 2023 and was first posted by ‘Mira’,aka Megs, so we would all think he had returned to Cali, as was stated in a post in the last thread, then where is the elusive scarlet ‘pimp’ernel’?


wibble said:
I blame Ashley Cole.
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Perhaps Ashley’s hiding him ...... probably feeling sorry for Hazno and reminding him every day that he could have bagged her first but didn’t fancy ole chicken legs.
 
Thanks @DanDanTheIceCreamMan for the recap and @Hula flight for the great title.

Thanks @cjguk Northern Lad for the TALK Kinsey Scholfied / Kevin O'Sullivan video.

Kevin commented that the Stoats are going on separate trips miles apart, not together for days on end. Rumours abound of a separation. She's not wearing her ring, knowing this will cause gossip, he's surfing but the video could be old. A picture of a marriage in crisis, but are they manipulating us? Is the Portuguese villa purchase more gaslighting, will they be leaving the US for Portugal where it's safe and he can surf in peace on his Golden Visa?

Will we cut the Stoat some slack if he's on the rocks, and be more inclined to forgive and forget if we don't see them for a while, forget the havoc they've wreaked? Things haven't been going well in the States but the Ho might not want to give up her Cali lifestyle.

Kevin thought that Harald can't relate to her naked ambition, commercialism and love of the red carpet and has reverted to type - royal through and through and famous without trying. He's never chased fame. It killed his mother. He's sacrificed so much for the Ho and now sees her for what she is, and the basic differences are beginning to show so they're drifting apart.
 
Thanks DanDanTheIceCreamMan for the new thread and recap.
Congratulations Hula flight on the title.

I can't believe it is Telethon for the kids again already. In 4 hours they have raised $20,500,000 Aussie, Ant Middleton has done 50 push-ups and lipsynced Eye of the Tiger and Matt Evans (Home and Away) has taken his shirt off.

It gets a bit crazy at night.
Telethon goes for 26 hours.

Forgot the spoiler.


What has happened to Dorito. Has she been seen lately. Or is she hiding after the care home only being a shell company on a bit of paper.
 
Last thread, @Mothballs hoped that KC isn't "interfering in HMTLQ's diaries".
He's done exactly that.
This task should be left to historians but it was given to Tall Pall Whybrew by Chuck to deal with, to the dismay of historians. Academics have said it's "deeply concerning", and has never happened before.

October 2023.
"Diana's biographer is worried that the late Queen's private letters could be burnt by royal aides before a historian is able to look at her papers to write her official biography.

"More than a year on from Her Late Majesty's death, no announcement has been made over which historian will be granted the job of writing the official story of her life.

"Earlier this year it emerged that King Charles had entrusted loyal Palace aide Paul Whybrew with the task of sorting through the Queen's private papers before they are transferred to the Royal archive at Windsor.

"But Andrew Morton, the author of the revelation-filled 1992 work Diana: Her True Story, expressed his fears that the Queen's papers will be filleted to remove any material that the Royal Family do not want to become public.

"....He said he is 'enormously' concerned that aides may be 'burning the letters' and added that 'an awful lot' could be 'disguised' and 'camouflaged'.
....................

Over two years on, still no announcement.

The king will have the final say.
Jmo, there will be bombshells and they will be destroyed. About Diana, her death, Cam, royal household scandals. What Chuck fears most, Diana, her death and Cam during his marriage to Diana. All gone for ever.

"As payment for his efforts, ‘Tall Paul’ has been gifted lifelong leave to continue his retirement in a lodge cottage on the Windsor Castle estate.
The aide was reportedly “very pleasantly surprised” at receiving “a very good pay-off by palace standards” following Elizabeth II’s passing."
 
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Anyone know where this human dungheap is? Why isn't he with his wife and kids? Who IS this bleep anyway? Useless twit. Failed bleep. Ginger pot of piss. Lord I despise him; the feckless, gormless, talent-free twit.

I'd love to know the people who are enabling him now. I bet they are either a bunch of dumb sychophants desperate for money. I bet he loves that, the bleep, dolling-out money for people, acting El Jefe, surrounded by simpletons or very poor people or a combination of both.

Have I told you yet I despise Hazno? I think he's a bleeping worthless bleep. I hope he overdoses and is found face-down dead in a pool of his own piss. You may find that extreme, but that's my honest feeling. That's how I feel. What? You'd rather I lie to you? I hate liars. You may not like my view, but at least you know it. I bleeping hate liars and bullshit-artists. I'd like to think y'all are the same.
 
Thanks @ChipDex for the CoS and LP information, especially The Queen's last Letters Patent which I thought was poignant. Quickly undone by her son wasn't it.

Daily Mail 19 January 2024
"Fresh snub for Harry and Andrew as Buckingham Palace quietly sidelines princes from serving as Counsellors of State to step in for King Charles in the latest humiliation for royal duo,"
This was a con, and BP did nothing of the sort. It was in response to public anger at KC's stated refusal to "humiliate" the Stoat by removing him as a CoS. Instead they got Lord True to make a statement in the House of Lords (official-looking) in November 2022 that the Royal Household had decreed that only RF working members could be CoS. The Stoat and PA were therefore not eligible. This was rubbish, a fudge, as CoS rules say nothing about working members. PA is as much a CoS as the others and always was. The Stoat wasn't, because he lived in the US, but he now is a CoS.

Our Late Queen specifically excluded the Stoat as a CoS in her last Letters Patent (date unclear as type tiny).
Chuck specifically put him back in by quietly removing the last obstacle to his being a CoS last year, residence.
Harald is now on an equal footing with all the others, of equal importance. It took a bit of wrangling but Chuck got there.
I wonder what the other CoS members think of this, what William thinks of his brother being of equal status here and them all lumped together?
 
Ndrangheta said:
Anyone know where this human dungheap is? Why isn't he with his wife and kids? Who IS this bleep anyway? Useless twit. Failed bleep. Ginger pot of piss. Lord I despise him; the feckless, gormless, talent-free twit.

I'd love to know the people who are enabling him now. I bet they are either a bunch of dumb sychophants desperate for money. I bet he loves that, the bleep, dolling-out money for people, acting El Jefe, surrounded by simpletons or very poor people or a combination of both.

Have I told you yet I despise Hazno? I think he's a bleeping worthless bleep. I hope he overdoses and is found face-down dead in a pool of his own piss. You may find that extreme, but that's my honest feeling. That's how I feel. What? You'd rather I lie to you? I hate liars. You may not like my view, but at least you know it. I bleeping hate liars and bullshit-artists. I'd like to think y'all are the same.
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Thank you for putting this so perfectly, you've said exactly what I think 👏
 
This is a 722-acre beachfront plot in Comporta, an hour's drive south of Lisbon.
We don't know if the Sussexes have actually bought a place there, but the publicity is already negative and will be unwelcome. Development has been going on since 2019 and the plan is for 300 homes starting at 3 Million +.
Bound to cause a lot of resentment whether the Stoats are there or not.
Strange that we never heard about this until the Stoat rumours.

"Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's new holiday home sparks local outrage in Portugal.
Locals are expressing frustration after their once-public coastline has become exclusive to wealthy property owners in the CostaTerra beach resort - including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle."
"Until recently, restricting access to public beaches was illegal in Portugal. However, new regulations now allow local councils and government agencies to designate certain beaches as “private,” leading to the closure of many cherished natural spots across the Algarve, which locals once freely enjoyed."
 
Cinnamon.girl said:
Thanks @ChipDex for the CoS and LP information, especially The Queen's last Letters Patent which I thought was poignant. Quickly undone by her son wasn't it.

Daily Mail 19 January 2024
"Fresh snub for Harry and Andrew as Buckingham Palace quietly sidelines princes from serving as Counsellors of State to step in for King Charles in the latest humiliation for royal duo,"
This was a con, and BP did nothing of the sort. It was in response to public anger at KC's stated refusal to "humiliate" the Stoat by removing him as a CoS. Instead they got Lord True to make a statement in the House of Lords (official-looking) in November 2022 that the Royal Household had decreed that only RF working members could be CoS. The Stoat and PA were therefore not eligible. This was rubbish, a fudge, as CoS rules say nothing about working members. PA is as much a CoS as the others and always was. The Stoat wasn't, because he lived in the US, but he now is a CoS.

Our Late Queen specifically excluded the Stoat as a CoS in her last Letters Patent (date unclear as type tiny).
Chuck specifically put him back in by quietly removing the last obstacle to his being a CoS last year, residence.
Harald is now on an equal footing with all the others, of equal importance. It took a bit of wrangling but Chuck got there.
I wonder what the other CoS members think of this, what William thinks of his brother being of equal status here and them all lumped together?
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KClll Letters Patent for visit to France/Germany regarding the CoS 2022 states .......

We do hereby delegate for the period of our absence to the said CoS (except during their absence from our United Kingdom those who are, or intend to be,
so absent)

Unless I am mistaken this rules out Hazno because he is absent from the UK and, for example, if the King was taken ill while abroad and couldn’t carry out his duties and the queen decided to stay with him, then she would also be ruled out because she would be absent from the UK at that time.

Reading further down the Letters Patent nothing can be done by the CoS without consulting with a long list of people ..... too long to list here, so no way could Hazno
, or any other CoS do anything off their own back.

I expect the wording will be the same for all the visits KClll makes abroad.
 
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