Harry & Meghan #468 The runt of MonteCostCo

[Carpediem69]

Was the other guy on the board with him in the first pic? Too far away to confirm or deny but his hair looks suspiciously thick and unaffected by the water. Mind you, the manchild has b@gger all else to do day in, day out, so if he had any talent he could be a pro by now! (No comments about ILBW doing that before him, please)

Cannot remember EVER seeing Smegzy near water (apart from a paddle in the photoshopped wedding pic)

Maybe it is because she will melt

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[JAR21]

I think that’s Kelly slaters place - it basically does for learner surfers what the inflatable gully cushions on a bowling alley do - all the work to give a sense of achievement.

At $10k a pop!

 

[WordSalad]

Video saved in the media gallery:

https://tattle.life/media/surfing.11939/

ETA Maybe this means the surfing rumours are true then?

That can't possibly be H. That flabby pasty lump wouldn't be able to get upright on a surf board, let alone do manouvres, muscle tone and fitness are required.

 

[Carpediem69]

At $10k a pop!

Does that include a ‘happy ending’ Too ?

 

[Toto]

 

[Elainne]

Fuckwit
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Bear Payne is an interesting name

Not a good omen for a name at all.

 

[Happy Lady]

Smeghan is already preparing for Halloween later in the month...

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Suits her. Never seen her looking so smart.

Just skim reading as far behind, so don't really know how Dracula came into conversation, but I always associate him with Whitby. . Mind you he did gad about a bit.

As for the Portuguese bolthole, there's a chance some posters will spot them out and about now and then.

 

[Elainne]

I don’t think that is Harold going into the barrel. You need a lot of skill to do this surfing manoeuvre.

His head looks too small, it's been added to a surfers body.

 

[Mothballs]

I think that’s Kelly slaters place - it basically does for learner surfers what the inflatable gully cushions on a bowling alley do - all the work to give a sense of achievement.

Exactly. No rips to contend with either.

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Grifting & smoking weed isn’t a thrill anymore so you do some pseudo surfing…

 

[Mothballs]

Does that include a ‘happy ending’ Too ?

Lots of nipple tweaks

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Video saved in the media gallery:

https://tattle.life/media/surfing.11939/

ETA Maybe this means the surfing rumours are true then?

I thought surfers were lithe and muscular. Does he have a special reinforced board?

 

[wibble]

It suddenly occurred to me, perhaps Harry isn't really surfing at all.

Perhaps this is his cunning way of smuggling an ironing board into the Montecito mansion.

 

[JAR21]

I thought surfers were lithe and muscular. Does he have a special reinforced board?

The guy teaching him is quite portly!

Daily Mail have picked up the story now:

https://archive.is/gWXlW

 

[Milliemoo99]

The guy teaching him is quite portly!

Daily Mail have picked up the story now:

https://archive.is/gWXlW

Wow........he is so climate friendly and aware isnt he!

The water and energy and needed for that artificial wave must be crippling....not at all climate friendly!!!!

It may well be him.....as im sure surfing was a holiday exploit for the young princes!!!

 

[wibble]

Wow........he is so climate friendly and aware isnt he!

The water and energy and needed for that artificial wave must be crippling....not at all climate friendly!!!!

It may well be him.....as im sure surfing was a holiday exploit for the young princes!!!

Not really. the bit they don't show is Oprah jumping in off the pier.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Not really. the bit they don't show is Oprah umping off the pier.

Everybody whale-watching will think they've hit the jackpot . . . only to be disappointed when she surfaces, and they find it isn't a sperm whale after all.

Is this why she's nicknamed "Orca"?

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

Grifting & smoking weed isn’t a thrill anymore so you do some pseudo surfing…

This is him proving that he is back in CA and they are not separated

 

[Nuttynana]

I thought surfers were lithe and muscular. Does he have a special reinforced board?

yes it's called a Meghan board,well ridden and surfed by all

 

[Carpediem69]