I heard he was asking the cost of having a tube of Elizabeth Arden cream tattooed on his **** but
1) it wasn’t big enough and
2) they refused to do it for free even though he offered an image of the completed tattoo so they could use it for advertising purposes
I’ve already got mi coat …….
Reminds me of this joke...
Two young guys are visiting the US separately but at the same time. Let's call them William and Harry
. They happen to visit a NY tattoo parlour at the same time and are the only customers. In true British fashion, they don't speak to each other, or acknowledge each other's existence. They each have their tattoos done, and go their separate ways.
A few days later Harry visits a gym, and what a coincidence! William, the other customer from the tattoo place, is already there and is working out!
Harry eyes William competitively all the time he's at the gym. William is ripped and makes everything look easy. Harry works out as hard as he can and when he's finally had enough, he staggers into the shower.
William has already showered and is drying himself. Harry can't resist casting a glance at William's willie, and gasps! He's astonished to find that they have the same tattoo - WEDY - on their respective willies! Harry can't help but overcome his British reserve, and pointing to his rival's willie, blurts out "Wow! We have the same tattoo. Is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"
William turns to Harry, glances at Harry's willie, then looks him straight in the eye. After a long pause, William says, "No, it only says Wedy when it's soft. When it's hard, it says 'Welcome to New York. Have a nice day.'
Da boom tish!
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although I do have the (reboot) films in my comfort lineup 
Sometimes I wish I could watch the original tv series again because I was too young to enjoy it properly back when it aired, but then I've watched Shatner in Miss Congeniality and Psych so it won't be the same 
