Harry & Meghan #466 I love the smell of damage control in the morning

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Just_me1954 said:
Cop the Bald spot.

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Yet again: not knowing the difference between being a statesman (or a Royal) and a trashy celebrity.
This is the lack of good advice they have in their team - or proof they don't listen.

William, who is prince of Wales heir to the throne, and Catherine, who is the most photographed woman alive, can go on personal bike rides with their kids without security and a motorcade.

But this idiot, can't go get a tattoo without wasting taxpayers money to feed his ego and feel important.

This security thing is all about Hazno wanting the cake and it all over again.

And he is too stupid to even play this chess game well.
 
Freaking out? Why? Did they think Haz was part of the attraction as well? A scary, bald one they weren't forewarned about?

Jimmy, you're trying way too hard. :rolleyes:

How long before Haz starts selling his autograph at Comic Cons?

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Amiyaya said:
@wibble you win - this is glorious and I can actually hear her!!!!!
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Dealing with the police gets you lots of word salad practice...

I get a call from Y police strongly suggesting (because they are not allowed to tell me anything) that I might have to drop everything to identify a body...
So I ring back, having spoken to OH's mother...
All we really want to know is if one, either, both or nether of us can expect to be dragged from our bed and hauled down the morgue (in God knows where) in the wee hours of the morning....

"I'm sorry, but we can't tell you anything. You'll with have to speak with X police force they are dealing with."
"Then why did someone from your police force just ring me?"
"I've no record of anyone ringing you."
"Then pass me though to the control room, which is where they said they were calling from."
"This is the control room."
"Then can you tell me if I am the next of kin?"
"I can't tell you anything."
"Then can you tell me if I have to make arrangements for someone to sit with the children tonight."
"That would be entirely a decision for you. I can't advise you."

bleeping twats.

Oh and the Harkles are cunts.
 
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FrancesDundee80 said:
Yet again: not knowing the difference between being a statesman (or a Royal) and a trashy celebrity.
This is the lack of good advice they have in their team - or proof they don't listen.

William, who is prince of Wales heir to the throne, and Catherine, who is the most photographed woman alive, can go on personal bike rides with their kids without security and a motorcade.

But this idiot, can't go get a tattoo without wasting taxpayers money to feed his ego and feel important.

This security thing is all about Hazno wanting the cake and it all over again.

And he is too stupid to even play this chess game well.
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Yeah, but people love the Wales family. No one wants to hurt them.
Hazno is at risk of being booed, sworn at, thumped, having stuff thrown at him.
 
Plantagenet said:
Jimmy Fallon is a drunk who goes after young girls. He is sophomoric with everything he does and his humor is really juvenile. You do skits like this with celeb guests. Harry has officially turned himself into just a celeb. A celeb with a title and he makes the title meaningless. The more he does things like this, the further he gets from the monarchy or any association with it. Meghan fell into the same trap with Ellen D. They dumbed themselves down and sunk to new levels.
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Fallon's whole family seem to be low life pieces of tit. My son was living with Jimmy's cousin, a total Rachel persobakity type with a fatty arbuckle body. A 7 year headache. She ran through all but 5 of the 70k my son had saved since starting after school jobs in high school. Drunken Cheap slut of a woman. She's on ozempic now, lost weight and is shitting herself silly like Oprah. She had nothing but bad things to say about her 1st cousin Jimmy. Her Mom and she are furious that he's not sharing his wealth with them.

Btw she loved Rachel, thought Hazzno was the hot brother. Ewwwwww. Disgusting vile. Awful, Lying, grifting with personal hygene like the Gruesomes, I dont watch Fallon. He reminds me of his cousin Nicole. :sick:
 
Mothballs said:
Harold isn’t revealing his whereabouts prior to Wellchild as he’s frightened of being booed. What a useless oxygen thief.
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It just proves doesnt it where his priorities are!
Publicising the event for the charity, children and families involved in Well child....No.......
Whats more important is the security for dear old Harold!

It would serve Well child right, and HArold if the event has zero publicity because no one knows about it, or can be bothered to go to it.

As an aside, if children have wheelchairs or special medical needs, isnt it fairly important for those individuals to know where they are going weeks in advance, so they can sort out transport, and check the correct provisions are being made for the event?

Or will the children themselves be unable to go?
 
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Just seen on Twitter someone post that Smeg's bio on the website for "The Hill" which you would expect to fact check) has Smeg as "former Duchess of Sussex" and only one child - Archie. Her age is correct.

So I just checked the bio page for Prince Harry - and it has his age correct as 40, but they haven't updated to show Lilibucks either. Weird? Also has them both living in Canada (and Windsor, though it reads as if it should be Windsor in Canada) So seems most likely sloppy research/not updated or they know something we don't.
 
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"Now look Reggie, I didn't get where I am today without knowing a good thing when I see one. Last evening, I was servicing Mrs CJ..."
"Cleaning the cobwebs..."

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"Quite. It's been some time. She's been filling her evenings with the Soroptimists. So there she was Reggie, kneeling on the bed, on all fours, looking every bit like my favourite view of the bay from the cliffs at Lyme Regis.
"I used to go fossil hunting at Lyme Regis.... as a child... a boy..."
"What was that Reggie"
"Nothing CJ. Just painting the picture in my mind."
"There she was Reggie, on all fours, open to me, inviting me in... and she was doing the crossword, you know what its like when it's been as long as we have."
"Yes CJ."
"I was approaching my virile peak when Mrs CJ asks me if barium is an palindrome of radium."
"A what CJ?"
"A palindrome Reggie, not to be confused with a pachyderm. Well, I'm not a man to be thrown when I'm in my stride. So as I am remembering my periodic table I look across to the the beside table, desperate to hold on, desperate to impress her, and there she is, on the front-cover of my wife's magazine."
"I married a ghost."
"Oh you've read it?"
"Not read CJ. But I've seen the type of thing: in the newsagent: when I'm buying Daltons Weekly."
"Well there she was: soulful dark eyes, lovely hair, small nose; just like an Afghan my aunt in Buxton once had. "Mrs CJ" I said, "if her face can do that to me. Just think what she can do for trifle." That's where you come in Reggie. I want you to make... what was her name? The Duchess of Difficult... that's it, the Duchess of Difficult... Difficult? Difficult? Where is Difficult Reggie?"
"Somewhere in Ireland I think. But CJ..."
"I can see it now Reggie. The Duchess of Difficult will be the new face of trifle. I want billboards, ads, the works. I want her face to be everywhere. And I want it so that men up and down the land, when they think of trifle, will know how I felt, last night, with Mrs CJ."
"But CJ, we cant afford her."
"We can't afford not to afford her."
"She's too demanding."
"The world of chilled and frozen confectionery is demanding Reggie. We must grasp the metal, grasp it with both hands, grip it tight to our bosom: or we will find ourselves sliding in trifle, just as we are slipping in gateau and sagging in eclairs."
"But CJ, look at her, she's not got a face for trifle."
"You don't think so?"
"What? Her? No, no, look at her. A face for trifle needs elegance, grace, sophistication. When you think of trifle, you don't want to be thinking of botox... the face for trifle has to be friendly, approachable... she's got a face that would run off with your bus pass."
"Reggie I think you are right. I didn't get to where I am today without being able to admit I am wrong, am I right? I want you to find me someone who looks like the Duchess... Oh the Duchess... such sweet memories... my aunt loved that dog... What? Where was I I? Oh yes, I want you to find someone who looks like her, is cheaper, easier to work with and won't run off with your bus pass."
"Very well CJ. I think I know the person. I'll have Tim call her people, and see if Julia Roberts is available."
 
Daily Mirror, what we already know. I think this might be a fairly high-level visit unlike the two joint recent ones. The Stoat will be honoured and his ego soothed, the level of fuss already decided by BP and the Foreign Office.
What happened to Chuck writing to Commonwealth Heads to say that the Sussexes were not representatives of the Monarchy?
Is he going as a Head of State on his A1 Visa? If so in what capacity? Or as an American citizen?

"It has been confirmed today that he will be in Southern Africa early next month as part of a visit for his charity Sentebale, which he co-founded in 2006. It will be his first trip to the region since 2019 - and it appears to be a solo visit with no mention so far of wife Meghan Markle joining him."
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From @CELESTE CROCKETT 's earlier post that Cam wants sick Chuck to skip seeing his Stoat in the UK as he'll get "stressed". Illness has enabled the king to duck decisions, garnered international sympathy, promoted Cam to take his place instead of William, and prevented criticism - it's not done to criticise a supposedly sick man. Possibly tied William's hands in some way, kid gloves?

We've been alternately told he's seriously ill, told he's on an upward trajectory of recovery, not told the truth but reminded almost daily that he's bravely battling gruelling treatment. Likely he's got a big prostate, very common.

I'd guess the Sussex treatment of his parents means little, as he's allowed it to be repeated on other family members. As long as it's not him or his wife.

In this gaslit morass of lies we are entitled to speculate over headlines about a man who seems constitutionally unable to plough a straight furrow. If he'll deceive us over serious issues like the LoS, or a religious ceremony like a christening where a baby is consecrated to God, he will deceive us on anything.

There have been a few readers' comments along these lines recently, so it's not just me though I've thought this since February.

How are you @wibble ?
 
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FrancesDundee80 said:
Yet again: not knowing the difference between being a statesman (or a Royal) and a trashy celebrity.
This is the lack of good advice they have in their team - or proof they don't listen.

William, who is prince of Wales heir to the throne, and Catherine, who is the most photographed woman alive, can go on personal bike rides with their kids without security and a motorcade.

But this idiot, can't go get a tattoo without wasting taxpayers money to feed his ego and feel important.

This security thing is all about Hazno wanting the cake and it all over again.

And he is too stupid to even play this chess game well.
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He is being a celebrity. He loves it. LOVES it!! It’s what he’s always hankered for.
 
Oh this is funny. Could I suggest adding the drawn-out, vocal fry.... Riiiiiiiiiight? every couple of sentences?

The vocal fry is , like, sooooooo irritating.

She had, like, sooooo exaggerated vocal fry for her speech word salad in Colombia......that, like, totally disappeared when she spoke in Spanish.

Ndrangheta said:
Oh I can do anything. :ROFLMAO: Slowed by 15 percent:

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Also. @wibble Bloody hell! Hope you have plenty of RL support and help.
 
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