Harry & Meghan #464 Welcome back Catherine

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Thalia said:
No it's more involved than that:

  • You steal borrow your wife's magazines and cut out all the pictures of DeadMummy™ using safety scissors so you don't hurt yourself.
  • Get a pot of glue and smear some over the palm of your hand, let it dry and peel it off.
  • Sniff the glue and give it an experimental lick.
  • Send Pedro to buy another pot of glue because you've eaten all of this one.
  • Using your favourite crayon (the only one you've got left because you've eaten the others - it's black and has teethmarks in it but you didn't actually eat it because "It doesn't taste black") you write "DIEDMUMIE™ WORL"
  • Smear glue all over the wall. No mustn't eat - this is for DeadMummy™. Just a little licky lick mmmmm.
  • Stick pictures to wall.
  • Show Real-Life Princess.
  • Real-Life Princess angry ...something about safe tea deposit. Don't understand because no tea on wall.
  • Hide in bathroom #12
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Oh gosh! 😮

I stand corrected. I have underestimated his skill and dedication and his appetite for glue - mea culpa.

I hope I can be forgiven . . .

<laughs self sick> 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
 
Thalia said:
No it's more involved than that:

  • You steal borrow your wife's magazines and cut out all the pictures of DeadMummy™ using safety scissors so you don't hurt yourself.
  • Get a pot of glue and smear some over the palm of your hand, let it dry and peel it off.
  • Sniff the glue and give it an experimental lick.
  • Send Pedro to buy another pot of glue because you've eaten all of this one.
  • Using your favourite crayon (the only one you've got left because you've eaten the others - it's black and has teethmarks in it but you didn't actually eat it because "It doesn't taste black") you write "DIEDMUMIE™ WORL"
  • Smear glue all over the wall. No mustn't eat - this is for DeadMummy™. Just a little licky lick mmmmm.
  • Stick pictures to wall.
  • Show Real-Life Princess.
  • Real-Life Princess angry ...something about safe tea deposit. Don't understand because no tea on wall.
  • Hide in bathroom #12
😁
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I could just see her cutting up magazines featuring his mothers then sticking them on a paper cut out of a body with a photograph of her face stuck on, just like the cut out paper model and outfits you got in the likes of the Bunty!
 
wisebutwild said:
Sorry but I have to comment on this article yet again …….

’last year I travelled to their new home in Montecito, to interview Harry on the eve of the publication of his book, Spare. I spent an afternoon at the house, the kids running around happily as we drank tea. Harry proudly showed me the DIY photo wall he’d recently created, featuring pictures of his mum.

When I left, packed off by the happy couple with a jar of their homemade jam (which I then left in the back of a taxi in a jet-lagged stupor; somewhere in Los Angeles, a cab driver has one of the earliest batches of American Riviera Orchard’s produce), I was reminded of the fact that they are a pretty ordinary couple existing in an absolutely extraordinary situation.’

Hands up all those pretty ordinary people/couples on here who have a DIY photo wall featuring pictures of your dead mother? 😳


ETA …. had to laugh that she left her gifted jar of jam in the back of the taxi ….. probably chucked in the first bin the taxi driver came across!
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Got to mention the children and CUPS OF TEA! I suspect the interview was on condition of mentioning the children and how down to earth they were. Of course they’d have to drink tea to show how British they were.
If she left her jam in the back of the taxi does that mean SHE was number 1 in the limited run of 50?
 
wisebutwild said:
Sorry but I have to comment on this article yet again …….

’last year I travelled to their new home in Montecito, to interview Harry on the eve of the publication of his book, Spare. I spent an afternoon at the house, the kids running around happily as we drank tea. Harry proudly showed me the DIY photo wall he’d recently created, featuring pictures of his mum.

When I left, packed off by the happy couple with a jar of their homemade jam (which I then left in the back of a taxi in a jet-lagged stupor; somewhere in Los Angeles, a cab driver has one of the earliest batches of American Riviera Orchard’s produce), I was reminded of the fact that they are a pretty ordinary couple existing in an absolutely extraordinary situation.’

Hands up all those pretty ordinary people/couples on here who have a DIY photo wall featuring pictures of your dead mother? 😳


ETA …. had to laugh that she left her gifted jar of jam in the back of the taxi ….. probably chucked in the first bin the taxi driver came across!
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Didn’t The Cut writer also get pots of jam? That is literally the only play she has - she must have bought a job lot of the white label jam for such occasions
 
ToodliePips said:
Got to mention the children and CUPS OF TEA! I suspect the interview was on condition of mentioning the children and how down to earth they were. Of course they’d have to drink tea to show how British they were.
If she left her jam in the back of the taxi does that mean SHE was number 1 in the limited run of 50?
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If Bryony Gordon got her ARO jam ‘ just before Spare came out ‘ that would be January 2023……

so the jam she gave friends was a year and a half old ……Old jam 🤢🤢…Geez, thanks ….
 
LadyMuck said:
Pov. H gives statement to BBC

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www.bbc.co.uk

Prince Harry: I was anxious about 30, I'm excited about 40

The Duke of Sussex tells the BBC his mission is to continue "doing good in the world", as he turns 40.
www.bbc.co.uk

The BBC are dicks for stating Hazza founded Invictus just saying


have just had a proper grown up chat to my mum about Her will and that both She and my step dad need to get them updated ASAP because they are both out dated and my 'sister' will cause tit & drama even tho she has been out of our lives for over 35 years now she is pure evil , We have recently re conected with Her son well we have never met him and he is 34 , We discovered that she neglected him when He was a small child I won't go in to details My sister discovered my mum was now in contact with him and knows how she treated him she wrote my mum a very nasty threating letter telling my mum to back off but thankfully my mum won't because He is Her only Grandchild and wants to build a relationship with Him as She has not many years left & with my Uncles passing on Sunday has made me worried about making sure anything legal is up to date etc because I know there will be drama
 
Zippy2000 said:
Hello everyone have been a bit quiet this week as had a family brevement at the weekend also had My Pip telephone interveiw yesterday morning and I made a complete utter mess of it so not really hopefully in keeping it ,

I have not watched the Waleses Video but am happy Kate has finished treatment . I am sick and tired of the Harkles realsing stuff the same time as The Wales, the whole world is laughing at them because they know they are being dicks
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I’m sorry for your loss Zippy. 📚

My new policy is -click NOTHING about the turds. I will read it ll 2nd hand here. Every click whether to a pro or anti article, counts as interest. If we all just read it here, we show no interest to the source, they’ll start replacing those articles with other celeb bulllshit.
Thank Goodness for Tattle Life!
 
ToodliePips said:
Got to mention the children and CUPS OF TEA! I suspect the interview was on condition of mentioning the children and how down to earth they were. Of course they’d have to drink tea to show how British they were.
If she left her jam in the back of the taxi does that mean SHE was number 1 in the limited run of 50?
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You’ve got me thinking …… when was Spare released as this ‘journalist’ visited him on the eve of it’s release and left with, and I quote “one of the earliest batches of American Riviera Orchard’s produce”?

Wasn’t there over a year between the book release and the ARO jam gifts being given out?

Yet another article of made up rubbish to fill column inches and yes, I agree @ToodliePips, she had to mention the children to get the interview and the cups of tea, and the jam, and just an ordinary couple, and and and ……….. in fact I wouldn’t be surprised if Smegs hadn’t written the article and sent it via email on the condition it was printed under another name.

ETA ….. been beaten to it yet again by @Churchill’s Ghost and @planetmirth
 
Found this on Twitter although it’s originally from SMM …

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VioletButterfly said:
My new policy is -click NOTHING about the turds. I will read it ll 2nd hand here.
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Ah you're catching on! Good stuff. :love: In the past I would have been against this because I support the low-paid subs and production staff on newspapers, but they've nearly all be bleeping sacked now.
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Zippy2000 said:
The BBC are dicks for stating Hazza founded Invictus just saying
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BBC News is so tit now. It's a damn shame actually because I bet they have some of the best reporters / staff around. It's the bleeping editors upstairs.
 
Zippy2000 said:
www.bbc.co.uk

Prince Harry: I was anxious about 30, I'm excited about 40

The Duke of Sussex tells the BBC his mission is to continue "doing good in the world", as he turns 40.
www.bbc.co.uk

The BBC are dicks for stating Hazza founded Invictus just saying


have just had a proper grown up chat to my mum about Her will and that both She and my step dad need to get them updated ASAP because they are both out dated and my 'sister' will cause tit & drama even tho she has been out of our lives for over 35 years now she is pure evil , We have recently re conected with Her son well we have never met him and he is 34 , We discovered that she neglected him when He was a small child I won't go in to details My sister discovered my mum was now in contact with him and knows how she treated him she wrote my mum a very nasty threating letter telling my mum to back off but thankfully my mum won't because He is Her only Grandchild and wants to build a relationship with Him as She has not many years left & with my Uncles passing on Sunday has made me worried about making sure anything legal is up to date etc because I know there will be drama
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A letter of wishes to accompany the will can set out why a will is drafted in a particular way which may avoid trouble in the future when the will is read
The BBC used to be very particular about getting these facts right but that seems to have gone out of the window these days
 
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