JAR21
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How awful. Let us know how you get on xOff topic, but I’m currently sitting in A&E waiting for stitches after slicing my knuckle open to the bone.
So keep this thread moving my friends, because I could be here a while!
How awful. Let us know how you get on xOff topic, but I’m currently sitting in A&E waiting for stitches after slicing my knuckle open to the bone.
So keep this thread moving my friends, because I could be here a while!
Why do so many women crash their cars when reverse parking? Because men always lie about much 6 inches is.......a bloke exaggerating about size. Quite a common occurence isn't it?
Fortunately they sent me to the Minor Injuries Unit so I was only waiting an hour. Three stitches later and I’m home.
I was washing out a tin to recycle it. It’s a bloody nuisance, because it’s the index finger on my dominant hand.
The media are choc-full of bullshit, that's why.....anything for clicks .If KC really wants Harry back, why did he only spare him 15 minutes when he came over, didn’t give him anywhere to stay and didn’t invite him to Sandringham for the night?
If she spent more time wiping her fat arse, instead of talking through it, she might get somewhere.So here I am, channel hopping on a Sunday evening before I go to bed, and I stick on some inane tripe to null the brain when suddenly I’m affronted by Super Noodle head herself - Dr Shola Bombastic. This time not boring us about poor racially abused mottled Markle, but instead managing to crowbar that MilliVanilli were victims of racism for being blamed for miming when it should have been their [white] record managers. Classic Shola. I guess Channel5 regard this race baiting piece of tit as a talking head their viewers WANT to see on their telly. No. No thank you.
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She’s too busy wiping Meghan’s arse… with her nose. bleeping witch.If she spent more time wiping her fat arse, instead of talking through it, she might get somewhere.
Great bleeping fat racist bleep of a gobshit.She’s too busy wiping Meghan’s arse… with her nose. bleeping witch.
Yes- rotten tomatoes, in cans.They can come back, as long as they both wear a scold's bridle and stay in the Tower permanently... except when taken out for ritual rotten tomato-throwing in the stocks!!