Harry & Meghan #459 Temu Royals

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From the little we've seen of Lidl the child looks like she could just as easily belong to Bea or Euge. Just like Aldi looks like a ringer for August Brooksbank.

Smeg isn't seriously going to try and market Lidl as a future 'Afro woman', is she?

And as for the bit about encouraging Lili to not sit in silence if she wants to be heard? The kid is three. She'll be wanting to be heard all the time, and it's up to the parent to teach good manners for the future, including when it's appropriate to be quiet.

Carole Middleton said you have to start with the manners when they're about two. She also said you can't leave it until they're 13. I wonder who she could possibly have had in mind. :unsure:
Have we actually seen any new photos of the alleged kids since Eug pointedly chose the RF side? I’ve had a sneaking suspicion that Eug might have fallen out with them because they kept posting photos of her children with the implication that they were pictures of Aldi and Lidl. If they were doing that without her consent I can see why she’d be pissed.

As to the manners thing - Roachel (58) can’t teach them manners, because she has none herself.
 
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Stolen from TRG! These PERFECTLY sum-up what Smegs is about!! 🤬
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No comments about balls please...

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Or what is going on with Harry's crotch....

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling?

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!

(courtesy of the late great Rik Mayall)
 
"What's the matter H? Isn't this what we dreamed of?"

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Smile, you bastard. I want Kate to be fuming and jealous when she sees these pics.



I have to say it does surprise me that she doesn't insist on entwined fingers like a couple of hand holding teens. I know it gives him the feeling of his mummy holding his hand , but he's so lustworthy how does she stop the passion spilling out whenever shes near him?
 
Two soups...



Proper royals would have just been able to signal to someone to move the fan. Or it would have been scoped out and checked before they entered. Or just sat and coped for the half hour or whatever they were there. But then proper royals don't often do these sort of panel discussions / multi-speaker talks anyway.

As if the 50mm she moved it actually made any difference from that far away on the side of a massive stage anyway. Stupid performative cow.
 
Proper royals would have just been able to signal to someone to move the fan. Or it would have been scoped out and checked before they entered. Or just sat and coped for the half hour or whatever they were there. But then proper royals don't often do these sort of panel discussions / multi-speaker talks anyway.

As if the 50mm she moved it actually made any difference from that far away on the side of a massive stage anyway. Stupid performative cow.

It was because of the sweaty photo, I presume, that she was trying to show that it was all so funny - her moving the fan.
Plus it gave her the chance to strut across the stage.
 
She was an hour late in Nigeria for the panel talk she did.

Being late is so so rude and unprofessional, she may as well say ‘my time is so much more important than yours’ because that’s so true of her.

If the inviting party included the clause to contract/invitation about turning up late means the guests have to pay everything and reimburse the costs, the pair of cunts would have arrived 3 days earlier…
 
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