Harry & Meghan #447 We all stand with Catherine

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Fabergé myrtle wreath tiara apparently. It's stunning.

Olivia, 31, appeared ethereal in a bespoke gown by London-based designer Emma Victoria Payne, teamed with a veil and the Faberge Myrtle Leaf Tiara, made for Grosvenor brides to wear on their wedding day.

The tiara has been in groom Hugh Grosvenor's family since its creation in 1906, while the bride's stunning dress and veil featured floral motifs and edgings from Olivia’s great great grandmother’s veil from around 1880.



Stunning and reeks of class and good manners, beautiful dress and tiara.

Unlike the shagpiles shoddy, tatty odd bit with her greasy,over chemicaled,strands of horse hair and both good looking too!!
 
So despite the fuckers not being invited to the wedding they've still managed to make it all about them. Every single article about the wedding mentions the pair of twunts 😡
Also the sewer squad are rewriting history. They are writing their own scripts about the security appeal. Apparently even facts stated in the court papers about him not offering to pay for his own security are a load of bollox.
When is it all going to end?
 
It's in the Media Gallery, along with some other corkers!

Meghan Markle Pre Harry

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Even if the people welcoming the Gruesomes don't have such elaborate rituals (I'm they would take a lot of pride in presenting their gifts very nicely), just pulling stuff out of plastic bags is pretty much a universal signal

Certainly is a universal signal.

Suggests that they nipped to Primark or Claire's Accessories at the last minute. They were probably sick of the pair hoovering up free gifts, even though they hadn't had the courtesy to bring even a bottle of cheap wine for their hosts.


I wasn't going to say this, but it reminded me of the wife of one of my mum's cousins 😂 She's a right old snobby witch, her main claim to fame being that she married the son of a wealthy man (her parents were wealthy too, but she wasn't educated or very beautiful or beautifully-mannered), who is now basically the patriarch of that branch of the family.

So whenever we visited their place (to visit my cousin's grandmother - she was my grandmother's sister - who lived with them, and visiting relatives who would stop/stay over there), she would bring out nicely-wrapped expensive gifts for two of her favourite niblings (the ones with the wealthiest parents). The next category would receive cheap gifts from a cheap plastic bag. The last category would get expired or used things from around the house (I once got an expired 'imported' lotion, cousin got a broken ornament off the table).

Now she wonders why my cousins don't visit her, or even if they visit, don't stay with her anymore 😂 Last I heard, my narc uncle's narc wife was sucking up to her big time. A lovely pair 👌

Anyway, this aunt would never waste any opportunity to let us know our station in life. From her, I learnt how not to treat people, even though she's considered to be the best host ever by those whom she hasn't slighted. Rather like people who haven't yet been discarded by Smegs sing praises of what a great friend and host she is (sloppy avocado toasts and four expired-looking chocolates make a good hostess, apparently).

The best thing I can say about the aunt is that her sons are awesome and that she isn't as ill-mannered and uncouth as my narc uncle's narc wife 😂
 
There's been far too much palate cleansing going on so, shamelessly stolen from reddit, a little reminder of what the Westminster wedding was missing:

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I... just... what?

The longer you look, the worse it gets 😂


I wonder if the neurons connecting Sparry's eyes with the rest of the brain froze along with his tiny todger, but never thawed because one can't apply EA cream there? 🤔 Maybe if he wore a warm hat?

How did he like ...this?

Never mind. He's not a prize catch either 🙄

It's like they say: If the hero of Fifty Shades of Grey had been a poor/middle-class man from Delhi, it would have been an episode of Crime Patrol (non-glossy true crime show) instead.
 
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