Harry & Meghan #39 Practically perfect in every way, don’t do as we do, do as we say

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There’s an increasing whiff of desperation about them. Maybe not so much Harry. He just seems to traipse along behind her looking like he’s in a stupor doing what he’s told. But she seems to running around like a headless chicken frantically looking for a cause, any cause, that she can latch onto in the hopes of finding one that’ll stick and she can become some sort of authority on.
But she’ll never be an authority on anything because she really doesn’t have the wherewithal. She only thinks she does.
The quintessential Jill of all trades and mistress of none.
Well, maybe mistress of Haz. In the dominatrix sense I mean.
Mark my words.There’s handcuffs and whips involved somewhere in that relationship................ 🤮 😉
 
Nannyto2 said:
Maybe he should have dose of it
My daughter had it with both her girls
The first was the worst was sick 6-7 times a day and constant nausea throughout her pregnancy and was in and out of hospital on a drip
The moment she gave birth it went
Second baby she was put on meds
Still sick throughout pregnancy but not the constant feeling of nausea
and exhaustion
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My mother never fails to tell me she was constantly ill for the whole 9 months, after trying for 6 years to conceive anyway (my dear old Dad used to laugh & say you need to have sex regularly if you want to get pregnant quickly, but that's another story). Head in a bucket, in bed, in & out of hospital all the time, couldnt keep anything down at all. And that was many, many moons ago. So this condition is very real & I feel sorry for anyone having to deal with it, let alone somebody in the public eye.

Apologies, to stay on topic, the bloody Merkin had it easy by the looks of it.
 
PennyCrayon said:
Completely off topic for a moment but sort of on a par with Meghans wokeness. The bbc are not allowing Land of Hope and Glory to be sung at last night of the Proms because the words have ‘racist connotations ‘. Someone on twitter this morning suggested purchasing the Vera Lynn version from Apple Music and within a couple of hours it’s at number 3 in the charts. Best 99p I’ve ever spent.

Wish there was a record I could buy to tell harry and Meghan what I think of their woke ideas.

Answers on a postcard....
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Thought you might enjoy this Penny 😄
 
Maggiemaynot said:
There’s an increasing whiff of desperation about them. Maybe not so much Harry. He just seems to traipse along behind her looking like he’s in a stupor doing what he’s told. But she seems to running around like a headless chicken frantically looking for a cause, any cause, that she can latch onto in the hopes of finding one that’ll stick and she can become some sort of authority on.
But she’ll never be an authority on anything because she really doesn’t have the wherewithal. She only thinks she does.
The quintessential Jill of all trades and mistress of none.
Well, maybe mistress of Haz. In the dominatrix sense I mean.
Mark my words.There’s handcuffs and whips involved somewhere in that relationship................ 🤮 😉
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Well, why else would they buy a gaff with a stripper pole included. Have a roll round on that in her 'duck me' boudoir platform shoes, then walk all over his back in them. 🤣
 
freda19 said:
Nope. No way Pedro (as Del boy would say).
My advice to Harry Markle would be to avoid it like the plague. Unless you personally are acquainted with the person making the documentary and trust them implicitly to not misrepresent your responses or edit you badly then say thanks but no thanks. We all know how these things get twisted and edited and once you've said something in one of those things you can never unring that bell.
Is the intent to expose the truth? Or is it a carefully concealed plan by a closet sugar to whitewash smeggy's grubby rep and paint us all as jellus racist bigots terrorising a lil munchkin who only wants peace and love and Biden in the White House?
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Wouldn't be a total surprise if the budding "producers" suddenly appeared to be behind it, making a "serious" documentary about how mean and cruel people on social media were and are to them, how it led up to them leaving Britain and seeking sanctuary in the non-pap populated US and how much the poor dears are being hounded now.

You can just visualise the closing scenes - Cue the orchestra of very small violins playing mournful music as the impoverished and beset upon lovers hold hands looking out into the sunset, whilst paint dipped birds flock overhead, elephants trumpet in sorrow for them, and lions roar in anger at this beastly unfairness.
(And just off camera are the teams of heavily armed animal caretakers ensuring the beasties are sedated enough to comply with filming, hordes of impoverished and brutalised Africans are kept at a safe distance not to upset the delicate sensitivities of She who must be obeyed and asked if She is Okay on an hourly basis, and the portaloo is emptied by plastic Scoobie who is running dangerously low on "royal" excrement" to wallow in.)

Falkor said:
She won two silvers and a gold at the European Championships, but although she competed at the Olympics she didn't win a medal there.
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Thank you 🤗
 
Chilli pepper 19 said:
Could you imagine MeMe with this girl. She'd immediately cut the poor girl off and tell her hoshe managed to save a whole tower block of people when she was 4. Its true what they say about seeing the real you when they speak with children
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No, I can't. She had no visible connection with her own child as far as I could see the once we were allowed to see him/them together. In fact she used his birthday as a vehicle to pitch herself yet again.

Although saying that she must have put a heck of a show on with Jessica's children for her to make Meagain Godmother to her daughter but then she was hanging onto Jessica's coat-tails catching crumbs.

Karma, will catch up with this she-devil one day ...
 
İ had to seek out some Peter Crouch and came across this - PW very relaxed with the lads, probably in the same way PH might have been pre-MM



Also this one of W & K from 2017 on Radio 1 was quite interesting and fun - a few references to PH in the conversation but no mention of MM (pre-wedding)

 
Flipping Hell ! said:
You've only got to have watched the Peter Crouch show to see that even people with big personalities ( something she's seriously lacking in ) make shocking presenters, I love the bloke, but suffered the 1st half hour then switched off
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Yes I like Crouch (I hope the cheating rumours are not true but fear they are:(), but a presenter he is not. The sports mental health chats he did with Wills were not bad, but more because of how Wills controlled it.
 
Facehugger said:
My mother never fails to tell me she was constantly ill for the whole 9 months, after trying for 6 years to conceive anyway (my dear old Dad used to laugh & say you need to have sex regularly if you want to get pregnant quickly, but that's another story). Head in a bucket, in bed, in & out of hospital all the time, couldnt keep anything down at all. And that was many, many moons ago. So this condition is very real & I feel sorry for anyone having to deal with it, let alone somebody in the public eye.

Apologies, to stay on topic, the bloody Merkin had it easy by the looks of it.
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Of course she had it easy .... if the surrogate rumours are true.
 
Maggiemaynot said:
There’s an increasing whiff of desperation about them. Maybe not so much Harry. He just seems to traipse along behind her looking like he’s in a stupor doing what he’s told. But she seems to running around like a headless chicken frantically looking for a cause, any cause, that she can latch onto in the hopes of finding one that’ll stick and she can become some sort of authority on.
But she’ll never be an authority on anything because she really doesn’t have the wherewithal. She only thinks she does.
The quintessential Jill of all trades and mistress of none.
Well, maybe mistress of Haz. In the dominatrix sense I mean.
Mark my words.There’s handcuffs and whips involved somewhere in that relationship................ 🤮 😉
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I'm totally getting this. With all the more outlandish attacks on the brf and the daily puff pieces, it feels like she knows she's becoming irrelevant and so is desperately trying to grasp onto something.

The attack today on Kate and Eugene is just so low and tacky. I reckon she's desperate to be stripped of her royal titles so she can go down the royal family is racist route. So the fact they refuse to do anything is sending her absolutely mental. Plus the news they're actively promoting Kate as taking on some of the queen's duties has me convinced the palace actually know exactly what her long game is and is refusing to play along. It feels now like a risky strategy but if you look back at everything the palace has done since the megxit announcement, they've played a blinder.

I just wish I could actually see MeMe unravelling in her gilded prison
 
Silbee said:
I think plastic man should be locked in a room for a week with one of those machines that simulate labour pains, y'know the ones no man can stick for longer than an hour.

Set it to a twenty eight hour labour including all stages and repeat, don't let the little waster out until the week is up. Food and water on demand...
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Holy bleeping tit they have machines like that? :eek:

Note to self
Never allow anyone to hook you up to one of these fuckers
 
Baguette said:
It's another brick in the evidence wall that the divorce is happening.

Meghan's an ex-Duchess running around desperately squawking for attention from the RF like a headless chicken. The Royals will keep on Royalling. Harry is the only one worth the investment of a long distance knuckle-rap from Balmoral.

In today's Harkle PR fail they've decided to insult Montecito. That'll go down well.

“They were craving a smaller community and a slower pace — Montecito is very mellow, a charming little town and the Santa Barbara [area] offers an ideal lifestyle that they’re looking forward to,” said the ex-residents of Windsor, population 145,000.

people.com

Why Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Feel Their New Santa Barbara Home Is a 'Place of Peace'

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are feeling at "peace" in their new home in Santa Barbara, California.
people.com people.com

(Anyone else noticed that their PR now includes an Archewell name-check to justify where Sunshine are sending their bills?)
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The only thing I got from that article is that Montecito is in the city of Santa Barbara, is a small town and an idyllic village! Confused dot com 🤪
 
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