Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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Palpatine said:
As much as I think the bleep is a bleep, I’m calling BS on that one. I’ve said this before but you simply can’t be that thick and be able to fly an Apache helicopter. It’s a 35 million pound airframe. Not even the Army are stupid enough to let an unqualified, posh, thick bleep fly it.

For balance, Rachel is also, a bleep!
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I pretty sure that I read on one of our older threads that haribo never actually passed/completed the second part of his training. I'm happy to be corrected on that, but either way Apaches have two pilots so even if Haribo ever had fucked up anything the other pilot was there to correct things.

The pilots sit one behind the other. You can fly the aircraft from both seats, but on operations in Afghanistan, the mission commander tends to sit in the front seat to operate the sights, sensors and weapon systems, with the second pilot flying from the back seat, which has slightly better visibility. There are about 150 switches to control the rotor blades and some of the weapons and sights.



And yep, they are both still cunts.
 
freda19 said:
From that copy & paste from the gossip thread,

Harry is so thick they once thought he might be disabled. There are injunctions in place to prevent reporting of certain things about Harry - but not who his father is: that's absolutely definitely Charles. Harry has every bad trait of his mother and almost none of her good ones.
- MM is loathed by everyone at BP and the public don't know the half of it. She and Harry are big coke heads.

I've always thought haribo might have needed testing as a child. He was always 'on' and super charged, like a duracell bunny and tended to ignore his mum trying to control him at events and I could see the family getting him checked out certainly.
The coke thing. Yep, for sure. It's the only way those two could cope with each other's weirdness. Also yeah, I bet we don't know the half of it from her brief time in the family. I think she actually believed she could be a bleep as much as she liked and being reined in for breaking with protocol etc made her realise that everything she did was being reported up the line to the boss lady. She knew Haribo's dodgy activities were always covered up in the past, no doubt he boasted about what he got away with, and she expected the same. That she could be a diva and the fixit fairies would hide it like they did for haribo. They might hide it from us, but the boss lady knows everything that goes down. The staff are worth their weight in gold in that respect.

Another thing, re the book and her wanting it out sooner. I wonder if Haribo has begun questioning her decisions and actions and she is panicking in case he tries to halt the book ... so she wants it out there asap, before he steps in and pisses on her pity party. It's one thing to be at odds publicly with family, it's hard to hide that. For example we all knew something had gone down between the brothers long before it was admitted to, body language is hugely revealing. But writing a book, putting stuff in print, out there in black and white forever more is a huge step not to be taken lightly. If that book is, as we suspect, a trashing of his family, then there is no going back. He will never live it down or be forgiven for sanctioning it. I would think he's having sleepless nights over it and smeggy will want it out asap so that he will have burned his last bridge to the firm and her control of him will be absolute.
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Maybe I'll call him Sheldon from now on 😂
 
Poppea said:
I am fairly sure he never made the licence. He is dyslexic. There are aviation regulations regarding dyslexia. Flying involves a lot of akronyms, which makes it nearly impossible to get it right if you are dyslexic. I am sure he is able to move the thing, like I was able to drive a care before I got a license, but I highly doubt he passed the exams.

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So you’re trying to tell me that the Army let him go through the training process as a bleeping vanity project?
 
FWIW....I think that's why mongy meg is on the fence about the book...depending how its received.if it's favourable she will want the credit but if it sinks like the Titanic and goes to the £1shop,she won't want to be rosy at the prow,drowning while everyone thinks she's waving🙈
I also thinks she knows the collateral damage that Colin's book will do to her as she's very shrewd and scares me more than Frieda and that's quite a challenge to rise to🙈🤗❤️...
Pinky ATB are still on probation and they need the money so I think she may play nicely til next march,depending if she can stomach h til then,or he's carted off to the priory or the patio🗡️🗡️🗡️🐄🤪.he may even suss her by then but I doubt it...or they may just overdose on the talc and be burned at the stake together🙏
Btw,I'm getting a tiny bit obsessed with the lovely Welch accent of yankee.her voice is very relaxing and I could do with her bringing a CD out of her blogs...and she says what I'm thinking as well..so that's a bonus❤️
Right then,as you were❤️🤗😘
 
Palpatine said:
So you’re trying to tell me that the Army let him go through the training process as a bleeping vanity project?
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Well, if you put it like this.... than I am telling you the whole PH in the military was a vanity project. He was of no real use given he couldn't be in the frontline and fight. It was a way to park a troublemaking, hard drinking twenty something, with no profession in the middle of nowhere to keep him far away from hookers, bars and drugs.
 
Cosmo69 said:
WHY is it a good career move? It's not world war 2. They're not needed. They cause chaos for professional units. They cause endless problems for the security forces. It leaves them simultaneously aloof from 'normal' life and also over-eager to take charge. Trying to do a conventional civilian job would teach them some much-needed humility, make them respect members of the public instead of regarding them as people to lecture, and actually give them a practical education. Andrew probably spent the longest in the armed services as far as the 'recent' family are concerned and what did it do for him? Not sweating? That's about it. These characters grow up in the most privileged bubble, then get sent into a surreal world where they get a medal for everything from breathing regularly to wiping their own arse in good time, and then they emerge from the experience deluded enough to think they've earned the nation's respect. Then they prance around 'explaining' issues that they don't understand to people who do understand them. It's not a good career move at all.
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I meant doing the air, sea rescue jobs. I’m sure i read a few accounts that people were rescued and then had a double take when they realised William was one the rescue team
 
Yorkiejules said:
Congratulations to aunty and best wishes to you all in the family❤
Someone on twitter(I know,but I like trivia.)...says that mongy meg was born in 1977 and is 43.some others say she remembers she was 8 when it was live aid.
On the balance of the probability,I'm inclined to believe she is 43 and has told so many lied that she can't remember what she's said.
Lied about her age,her money,her worth,her tax bill,her CV and about Africa and about the month she met h so correction was published in a mag that ran the article from may to July cos she was still knocking off the chef in may.
Liar,liar,prossy pants on fire.🙈🙊🛥
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i think she looks much older than 38

LadyMuck said:
Any news or updates from Thomas or Samantha Markle. Considering how much Sam was very vocal on MM before the wedding, she seems to have gone quiet of late. She was spot on ironically
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She could be ill of course
 
freda19 said:
Ya better start massaging your udders in preparation then.
Twice a day, pull and squeeze.:m

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From the gossip thread.
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freda19 said:
Ya better start massaging your udders in preparation then.
Twice a day, pull and squeeze.:m

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From the gossip thread.
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freda19 said:
From that copy & paste from the gossip thread,

Harry is so thick they once thought he might be disabled. There are injunctions in place to prevent reporting of certain things about Harry - but not who his father is: that's absolutely definitely Charles. Harry has every bad trait of his mother and almost none of her good ones.
- MM is loathed by everyone at BP and the public don't know the half of it. She and Harry are big coke heads.

I've always thought haribo might have needed testing as a child. He was always 'on' and super charged, like a duracell bunny and tended to ignore his mum trying to control him at events and I could see the family getting him checked out certainly.
The coke thing. Yep, for sure. It's the only way those two could cope with each other's weirdness. Also yeah, I bet we don't know the half of it from her brief time in the family. I think she actually believed she could be a bleep as much as she liked and being reined in for breaking with protocol etc made her realise that everything she did was being reported up the line to the boss lady. She knew Haribo's dodgy activities were always covered up in the past, no doubt he boasted about what he got away with, and she expected the same. That she could be a diva and the fixit fairies would hide it like they did for haribo. They might hide it from us, but the boss lady knows everything that goes down. The staff are worth their weight in gold in that respect.

Another thing, re the book and her wanting it out sooner. I wonder if Haribo has begun questioning her decisions and actions and she is panicking in case he tries to halt the book ... so she wants it out there asap, before he steps in and pisses on her pity party. It's one thing to be at odds publicly with family, it's hard to hide that. For example we all knew something had gone down between the brothers long before it was admitted to, body language is hugely revealing. But writing a book, putting stuff in print, out there in black and white forever more is a huge step not to be taken lightly. If that book is, as we suspect, a trashing of his family, then there is no going back. He will never live it down or be forgiven for sanctioning it. I would think he's having sleepless nights over it and smeggy will want it out asap so that he will have burned his last bridge to the firm and her control of him will be absolute.
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anyone got a mop
thats a heck of a lot of tea
wow

Poppea said:
If the coke rumors are true, it does take a toll on the youthfull appearance. And this is the second time I've heard this. There was also a blind refering to it once.
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Doesn’t it damage teeth too

I don’t get a good vibe from Edo
I think he might be the male version of megsy

Momof5intheStates said:
👏🏼💯% YESSNESS!!!
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I thought the people in winter park Colorado were lovely when I went skiing there
 
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Long time lerker first time poster. Loving this thread btw

I had heard of MM due to watching Suits when it first aired in the UK on Dave. I've never liked her. She's evidently a social climber who's used someone who's vulnerable (yes he's a prince who's life is better then most people). Harry has no real purpose in life being the spare and along comes MM telling him he's worth it.

It's a shame as when William is king he'll need his brother for support.
 
Missmoo87 said:
Long time lerker first time poster. Loving this thread btw

I had heard of MM due to watching Suits when it first aired in the UK on Dave. I've never liked her. She's evidently a social climber who's used someone who's vulnerable (yes he's a prince who's life is better then most people). Harry has no real purpose in life being the spare and along comes MM telling him he's worth it.

It's a shame as when William is king he'll need his brother for support.
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Hi Missmoo, welcome to the thread 👋
 
Missmoo87 said:
Long time lerker first time poster. Loving this thread btw

I had heard of MM due to watching Suits when it first aired in the UK on Dave. I've never liked her. She's evidently a social climber who's used someone who's vulnerable (yes he's a prince who's life is better then most people). Harry has no real purpose in life being the spare and along comes MM telling him he's worth it.

It's a shame as when William is king he'll need his brother for support.
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Palpatine said:
So you’re trying to tell me that the Army let him go through the training process as a bleeping vanity project?
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He had nothing better to do and it shut him up for a couple of years, so yeah, basically. Come on Palpatine, he had to repeat a year at prep schoot before getting into Eton and then they massaged his art exam results to get him into sandhurst because he only had one other pass in geography and needed two. I know, it's bleeping scary. At least wills actually went through all the processes and ended up fully trained.
Maybe there's a good reason his location in Afghanistan was 'accidentally' leaked/discovered. Can you picture telling baby haribo that he can no longer whizz around in choppers because someone(s) had complained he was not up to scratch?
 
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