Don't tell me. They hid her in the fridge.
Oh wait, they kept her in a golf bag for two days then smuggled her out past hundreds of reporters and cops, popped her in the boot of a hire car and chucked her in the sea, in a busy tourist resort in high summer.
Or my favourite one, they took her to the church and popped her into a spare coffin there and that's why they kept going back to the church.
And the search dog barked at their hire car boot, so woof woof, case solved.
Good find. Same lamp and wainscotting.
I never doubted the house after ginger got caught in the grounds with his dog.