Harry & Meghan #22 A woke, broke joke.

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Campagne said:
Very prescient. In 20 years; Charles has not changed his parenting style
Undeniably, Prince Charles is a caring father, but he hasn't emerged as either a sensible or a very dutiful one. He seems more concerned with protecting Harry than censuring him. However, there comes a time in any teenager's life when parents need the courage to be angry. They should never confuse indulgence with love.
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I guess Charles feels guilty about the way he treated Diana and all that ensued. I think that's the reason he allowed Harry to do as he pleased and was lenient. Also Charles himself had a strict upbringing and he probably didn't want the same for his sons.

I do think that article in the Mail is a bit judgemental and conservative though. Most young people experiment with alcohol, get drunk and do daft things, and loads smoke weed. It's not unusual behaviour, I've done it myself so it would be hypocritical of me to have a go at Harry.

I agree that Harry has turned into an entitled spoilt git but I'm not going to criticise him for doing something that a lot of teenagers do!
 
antinoos said:
My favourite from what shes not bleachbitted of The Tig is her review of Misha Noonoo's (sounds like a proprietary toilet cleaner from Albania) capsule collection of anoxeric leisure wear: off the top of my head "an almost gutteral feeling for shape and texture" - Craig Brown would kill for a line like that.
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Omg..Craig Brown 😍. Loved his columns! 😍
 
bah bah said:
Dumped (reporting back to RF) and now H&M have security provided by whomever they stay with? Besides M wants to be spotted to increase her exposure and also that H sees the paps are still hounding her
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Why are people bailing them out like this. They're basically glorified sofa surfers at this point.

If a working class couple were bouncing their baby from house to house and leaving it for huge swathes of time there'd be calls for SS to be involved.
 
I think I have the answer to the basement tapes/hostage video aspects of the panhandlers lockdown macmansion.

Just look at it. Its not a home. Its a status symbol for holding parties. Its a Hotel. In normal times you'd need a huge staff to keep the place functioning. As Alan Bennets mum said on seeing St Pauls for the first time "It'd be a bugger to dust". There are only 4 of them living there (and whatever security Chas is prepared to pay for - obviously it was chosen to minimise the need for actual "soldiers").

The Nanny (who they cannot under any circumstances afford to lose) will have ensured she has a watertight contract defining duties given the reputation of the witch employing her. She and the baby will have their own room and Megs will be there by appointment only. So its the two of them, some ex Squaddies who hate them behind their backs (watching Porn elsewhere) and all that expensive bad taste. Marble floors. Acres of suede. Vast rooms full of dog tit and hurled copies of Oprah's book club.

Yes Tyler Perry's no-ones fool. You have a big duck off useless mansion for holding parties that arent happening anytime soon. Some bastard is noisily building an equally hideous pile next door. Its lockdown and arranging security and maintainance would cost a kings ransom. What would Oprah do? "Get in some poor rellies Ty Ty. Know any white trash honey? They are always so grateful.. Stock up the servants kitchen with frozen Pizzas and move the fuckers in with some mops."

He gets some underling to call Megsy: "Now most of the house will be shuttered so you'll be staying in the Housekeepers flat. If you could just run round the rest of it with the Henry a couple of times a day, and put the lights on upstairs every night, Im afraid the pools not heated unless Mr Tylers home but you can go wherever you like in the grounds...I'd avoid the upstairs bedroom with the photo of the twin girls...No-one can find the code forThe Wine Cellar.."

Its The bleeping Shining! The Overlook Hotel! Harry is in the basement typing (with one finger and a dictionary):

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES HARRY A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES HARRY A DULL BOY

Careful with that axe Harry!
 
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leoladyxo said:
What blows my mind is how Meghan thought she would even be able to score a movie role in the first place, let alone a superhero movie which are the most sought after roles in town. I unfortunately understand that a lot of Hollywood casting is about who you are sleeping with, unless you are already very established. I hate to say it, but the casting directors and big time producers and executives aren’t exactly going to be queuing to try and sleep with her. She’s “over the hill” in acting terms and therefore wouldn’t be invited to the “casting couch”. Zoe Kravitz will make a beautiful Catwoman.
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Angeoudemon said:
Harry on the phone with Charles demanding more money because they aren't tHrIviNg in LA:

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This is a photo of H being sacked via phone from the "lookylikeyRus.U.SA." He was told by the manage, " there's no call for any extra Harrys', in fact research has shown there's no call for even one, like you. Anyways, peeps hiring you said the real one would have ironed clothes, and that the mad Meghan lookalikey that you brought with you was just too evil and controlling, nobody is really like that, and she's a tit actress. Also,she tried to upstage everyone, we think she has mental health issues or on hard drugs"
 
Campagne said:
Very prescient. In 20 years; Charles has not changed his parenting style
Undeniably, Prince Charles is a caring father, but he hasn't emerged as either a sensible or a very dutiful one. He seems more concerned with protecting Harry than censuring him. However, there comes a time in any teenager's life when parents need the courage to be angry. They should never confuse indulgence with love.
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We ‘normal’ folk suffer guilt about our kids, but can you imagine the tremendous guilt Charles was suffering from.

I’m not excusing him at all, but with his wealth and status, it would be all too easy to indulge Harry.

I’ll never forget his face when he went to France to bring Diana’s body home.

Yes, the guilt of what his affair with Camilla ultimately caused weighed heavy.
 
MoodyBlue said:
We ‘normal’ folk suffer guilt about our kids, but can you imagine the tremendous guilt Charles was suffering from.

I’m not excusing him at all, but with his wealth and status, it would be all too easy to indulge Harry.

I’ll never forget his face when he went to France to bring Diana’s body home.

Yes, the guilt of what his affair with Camilla ultimately caused weighed heavy.
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Ive always been sympathetic. He had a hideous upbringing in many ways. The treatment of Diana was unforgiveable given her age, but frankly she was no walk in the park and she sort of knew what she was letting herself in for. He has actually become a much nicer man through some serious suffering and the wonderful Camilla who is a very ambiguous and english kind of national treasure imho
 
Good morning all! It’s Friday, and once again, I’m wondering what H&M will do to balls it up for themselves .

I bring you today’s pop up advert: The Sussex couple states there is a hidden opportunity to change your life in only a few days! Watching their self made tit show, I’m pretty sure that consulting these two on how to change your life is about as wise as consulting Amanda Knox on international relations😜
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antinoos said:
Ive always been sympathetic. He had a hideous upbringing in many ways. The treatment of Diana was unforgiveable given her age, but frankly she was no walk in the park and she sort of knew what she was letting herself in for. He has actually become a much nicer man through some serious suffering and the wonderful Camilla who is a very ambiguous and english kind of national treasure imho
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Camilla is my favourite out of the whole lot of them. She comes across as one of those old fashioned country women who won't listen to bullshit, walks around in wellies all the time and love dogs more than people. It might also be influenced by the portrayal of her on 'The Windsors' which is hilarious 😁
 
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