Harry & Meghan #115 The Empire Strikes Back!

[DollyBlue]

Do you know what Tattlers - I have been so intrigued by Tarot readings since joining this thread that I have actually bought a tarot deck and a book for myself. I am under no illusions and know I will be utterly abysmal at it no doubt, but I will have fun trying and figuring it out. So throw me some questions when it arrives tomorrow and let's see if I can come up with anything. All for the purpose of entertainment of course lol

Edited - I mean the Harkles related questions - I have no interest in what the rest of you get up to behind closed doors

 

[AnderbeauAnderbeau]

Dear Maddy,

I'm so sorry for the delay in this [...] that it took a while for your beautiful letter to find me. Thank you for your touching words. Your kindness has resonated so deeply with me and for that (and the lovely gifts for our little) I send you my great thanks. I wish you a life of joy, health, love and laughter. I wish you a future where you can accomplish all that you dream of. I trust that you will. Your good heart will guide you.

As ever,
Meghan

(P.S. Love to Pippa from Pula & [...])

Inscription in the book gifted:

Dear Maddy,

To your very bright future.

As ever,
Meghan

bits in brackets - couldn't decipher with her stupid twirrly handwriting.



PS: the gifted book is of course her pamphlet. Pathetic.

Heave

 

[ResidentMerkin]

This is Pride month. And yet, of ALL the bandwagons they have jumped on... crickets.
There is tit on both of theae donuts. Pride month is a no brainer. Seriously?
Cric-kets.
Oh but they have time in their busy maternity leave schedule to duck off the British Monarch and run and hide in Schillings's skirts.

Fuckers

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here while I do some catching up .

Let's stick Meghan in some remote mountains..she can talk as much as she likes then..no press or news coverage around

 

[9Pine]

There's no bounds to Scabby's cuntiness. He's a passive aggressive little upstart who knows bleeping well how the sugars react to his postings. He should be shot with a ball of his own shite into the heart of the sun. Along with the Monteshitpants duo.


Lol at the "CaLlIgRaPhY". Handwriting with added loops is NOT calligraphy.

Agreed. It’s attention-seeking.

 

[Just me la la la]

Even her handwriting pisses me off

Same - so pretentious

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Do you know what Tattlers - I have been so intrigued by Tarot readings since joining this thread that I have actually bought a tarot deck and a book for myself. I am under no illusions and know I will be utterly abysmal at it no doubt, but I will have fun trying and figuring it out. So throw me some questions when it arrives tomorrow and let's see if I can come up with anything. All for the purpose of entertainment of course lol

Edited - I mean the Harkles related questions - I have no interest in what the rest of you get up to behind closed doors

If you happen to hear from Elvis please let the rest of us know!

 

[Flossyposse]

Have you seen this?

The plastic tit Stirrer in Chief, throwing other people to the baying wolves, whilst blocking anyone who even slightly criticises him or his crappy book. So close to H&M he failed to include in his book (relaying ‘their side of the story’) the claim she was suicidal. Or for that matter the trivial crap about who made who cry at the flower girl fitting. Hmm…maybe he didn’t because these things never happened.. How anyone decent could associate themselves with this moron is beyond me, he is loathsome.

 

[Azalea]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Markle makes a surprise visit. She wants desperately to appear like one of the family again. She assumes if she shows up, smiling her big fake smile, giving loving gazes etc…that the RF will be forever to act nice to her in return. Then she will have her reps put out that they are back in the bosom of the family with all their merch-y projects blessed by the Queen…blah, blah. She’d do this kind of power play.

Agree, but thinking about how much has happened just in a few months, I'm not getting my crystal ball out yet!

 

[MistyWoods]

Have you seen this?

It has NO THC, weirdos.

 

[Fredsnail]

I wonder about this.
Their brand is all about being “Royal”. And they are losing that glitter of being Royal.
So, she may feel this is necessary to give oomph to their brand.

Also, I read that she is producing a perfume that smells like her.

We already have it, Eau du farmer muck spreading you can smell samples in the British countryside every year

 

[DollyBlue]

If you happen to hear from Elvis please let the rest of us know!

I need specific questions I think lol. So I should be asking the question is Elvis alive then? Let's start with something easy first like is HFEW a witch? I am a beginner after all...

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Petition to rename Smegma’s book from “The Bench” to “The Stool”, Y/N?

YES! Where do I sign?!

 

[Chablis1]

Here you go !
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Hewitt is better looking than Hazno!

He actually is!

 

[Pixillated]

Do you know what Tattlers - I have been so intrigued by Tarot readings since joining this thread that I have actually bought a tarot deck and a book for myself. I am under no illusions and know I will be utterly abysmal at it no doubt, but I will have fun trying and figuring it out. So throw me some questions when it arrives tomorrow and let's see if I can come up with anything. All for the purpose of entertainment of course lol

Is a divorce imminent?

Will they lose their titles or Haz’s and Archie’s places in the line of succession?

I leave this here while I do some catching up .

Let's stick Meghan in some remote mountains..she can talk as much as she likes then..no press or news coverage around

@Pom Bear Love this one

 

[Pom Bear]

I just had to change the title xx.

Is a divorce imminent?

Will they lose their titles or Haz’s and Archie’s places in the line of succession?



@Pom Bear Love this one

Thank you xx

 

[AnderbeauAnderbeau]

I wonder about this.
Their brand is all about being “Royal”. And they are losing that glitter of being Royal.
So, she may feel this is necessary to give oomph to their brand.

Also, I read that she is producing a perfume that smells like her.

Smells like her what?

What could it be called?
Grift For Her (own gain)
Delusional
Poulet Rôti
Waffelle
Thrive
Compassion
Lyin' Babble and Slanderin'

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Smells like her what?

What could it be called?
Grift For Her (own gain)
Delusional
Poulet Rôti
Waffelle
Thrive
Compassion
Lyin' Babble and Slanderin'

Narcissus
Venom
Maligner
Vanity

 

[ResidentMerkin]

I’m also too lazy to check but there were statements made by that bloke on Quora that she has been told not to set foot in the UK again. The US is still on the Amber list so they could enforce quarantine. Or a problem at the border with her visa.

OT but I was really annoyed at all the G7 delegates without masks meeting our Queen and not distancing enough. If one of them gave her Covid

I could see her showing up... to upstage anything and force TQ in public to embrace her child:
"Kiss her! Kiss her!!!! If you aren't racist, kiss her and give her the titles!"

 

[Flairey]

Not very ‘secret’ though is it as her PR have put it out there - if she does come it is for one reason only and that is to make sure she has photos of 7&8 with TQ

By the sounds of it, there may not be a lili to bring with them. Now that would make I larf so ard there would be a bit of wee running down my leg.

I wonder if HMTQ will allow photos. I mean they'll take personal photos, but she knows what they're for and she's already starting to not back Haz up in public. Since they're not working royals I wonder if that kind of stuff will be embargoed.

Oh I so hope it will be embargoed. TQ will no way let them merch off that. At least that's what I'm hoping.

I would pay to see granny set the corgis on WB and also Nuttynana to throw horse tit at the duplicitous duo. If Nutty runs out I have piles of steaming hot horse tit here. If THATS not enough our cesspit is due to be emptied....